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Hi we write team fortress 2 headcanons. see pinned post for more details Our ask box is currently: open!

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Hello!! This is our Team Fortress 2 themed headcanons blog! Here we write headcanons for the mercenaries and other characters in the tf2 verse! We also take requests for specific headcanons.

Mod info:

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Our collective pronouns are they/them call us Disaster or Gadget!

We will not write any of the following:

- illegal ships

- racism

- pregnancy

- yandere headcanons

- x reader (it's not that these ones are bad like the others I'm just bad at writing them I am so sorry in advance)

- nsfw or nsfw topics

We will write:

- legal ships

- aus

- stand alone headcanons for characters.

- headcanons about the families of the characters

- disability headcanons

- lgbtqia headcanons

- tf2 mercenaries, Ms Pauling, the Mann Family, Saxton Hale, Merasmus, the Tfc mercs, the robots, the Administrator, etc.

- we also write for freak fortress headcanons

Our requests are currently: open! Ask away!

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Hey guys I know that I'm a silly tf2 headcanons blog and all but a dear friend of mine is about to go homeless and needs 25 dollars by the end of tonight that I, unfortunately, cannot give myself.

So even just a dollar would help, cashapp is preferable. If you are interested do dm me and I can send you their way.

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It is truly important as we reach holidays that we try and guarantee to my friend is not homeless this holiday.

Cashapp and PayPal are both options so if you can help even a little please let me know

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Hey guys I know that I'm a silly tf2 headcanons blog and all but a dear friend of mine is about to go homeless and needs 25 dollars by the end of tonight that I, unfortunately, cannot give myself.

So even just a dollar would help, cashapp is preferable. If you are interested do dm me and I can send you their way.

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UM?

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I just woke up wdym the writers confirmed medic's first name to be herbert?

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One headcanon before bed:

Pyro is the sort of pet owner to give their pets a full name, and constantly add to it. This, combined with their general incomprehensibility, means no one actually knows the name of their dog.

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Everyone else though has somewhat began to refer to the dog as Sparky due to this

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TBH I couldn't see Olivia as Mann, Pauling, or Hale. I mean what we've seen of her, she's spent her whole life being second fiddle/a pawn in someone else's plans (being used to get her dad a company/only getting a tiny desk from Hale) I think she'd be done with doing what other people told her and sitting around all day doing nothing. She should get to go crazy, as a treat. I do like the idea of Pyro's dog getting a role though, I'll keep that in mind.

Also, if it's all the same to you, can I be ⭐🌲anon?

Christmas tree anon,,, the brightest little star,,,

Also I'm nodding so much. Honestly it depends on how we get to the next generation of the team actually be. Yknow. A mercenary team

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Hey guys I know that I'm a silly tf2 headcanons blog and all but a dear friend of mine is about to go homeless and needs 25 dollars by the end of tonight that I, unfortunately, cannot give myself.

So even just a dollar would help, cashapp is preferable. If you are interested do dm me and I can send you their way.

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🤦🤦🤦

How could I have been so stupid

Dr. Mikhail Ludwig, and Archimedes, that makes two. Soldier has two kids, so four. Scout has four kids, that's eight. Olivia Mann, that's nine. I've assembled it, Team Fortress 3. Gimme a hot second and I'll get back to you on all their classes.

Omg we did it team fortress next gen.

Can we make pyros dog the pyro and have Olivia play the mann or pauling or hale role maybe? Idk can't see her on the field unless she's an engineer with the robot

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Noooooooooooooaaaarrrrr my sight 😞😞😞 how can I look at Scout's tree now

If General, Georgia, and Tanya end up as Demo, Soldier, and Princess Assassin, I think Medic's baboon should be the next gen Medic. If only because it would be extremely funny.

"Yes hello, we are the mercenaries. Monkey? No, no. That's a Baboon. Yes, he's our doctor. Don't worry though, his dad sold someone's soul to the devil in exchange for arcane medical knowledge, so he basically has a PhD."

That baboon and archimedes about to fuck shit up its gonna be great.

Do you think they named that thing after c!heavy or like nah

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would u guys enjoy me tf2 oc posting

yes

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I really don't care

Voting ended onDec 28, 2024

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Therapist: Two Eyed Demoman isn't real, he can't hurt you

Two Eyed Demoman:

Scouts kids brag about their tree with such certainty and bravado that everyone at school is *certain* they must have the *best* tree, despite never having seen it for themselves. In fact, no one had ever questioned the greatness of their tree, until they met General and Georgia, Soldier's kids. General and Georgia are certain that any tree made out of tree must be inherently inferior to a tree made out of rockets, like what they have back at their cave. Unrelated, Soldier is asking Scout if there are any nice caves nearby, since his had some structural issues, not at all caused by their annual post Christmas tree explosions, nope that's completely unrelated.

2 eyed demoman is gonna haunt u until u lose ur sight anon

Smth smth soldier somehow manages to soldier (aka destroying the residences of the other mercs) so hard that they all somehow end up living in teufort again

Tanya wants to be like her dad's friend from work and be a princess assassin chat and I can't be convinced general and Georgia aren't gonna be following in demo and soldier's crafts and lines of work

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I'm so normal about general mirroring tavish and tavish's mom being so PROUD of that Lil guy

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Where the fuck yall come from there were like 300 of ya last week

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Spy and Engie are dating

They seem like the kind of couple to get into arguments every weekend get "divorced" and get back together to me. The team has a tally for each time this has happened

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I mean its true

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See even spy tf2 real and true agrees

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Chat I'm brewing an au let me cook I'm in the kitchen

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What if next gen au where Miss Pauling DID give admin the Ausaustralium and continued the cycle

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Chat I'm brewing an au let me cook I'm in the kitchen