[dragon-in-a-fez]

[lilou-the-world-builder]

[onemillionwordsofcrap]

^^^

[teamarine777]

don't they mean "hay, that comes with many pros."?

[lilou-the-world-builder]

[onemillionwordsofcrap]

^^^

[catgirlmimikyu]

freaks me out just a little that when you're inside a vagina you are surrounded by pelvic bone

[catgirlmimikyu]

sex isn't real. shrink down and join me in the submarine

[beasshenanigans]

I found this in a 2015 Ninjago book at a thrift store its so stupid and I can’t stop laughing at it XD

[theprofessionalpromptmaker]

“So I got into a situation, and do you know what I did? And before you answer that, remember that I am not a man of logic, I am a being of comedy.”

[punkitt-is-here]

new shirt idea i got

[punkitt-is-here]

Check this shit

[punkitt-is-here]

BITCH THATS ME THNDNGNDNFMSK

[offishly]

"There's millions of Tumblr users" to you. To me there's only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other

[64mpg]

what do you mean my childhood affected me

[64mpg]

i have terrible news

[ferncloud]

im here for you

[virtualgirladvance]

*puts you in the break room microwave for 10 minutes*

lemmie know when im done 👍

[m4gethecat]

what world do you live in where break rooms have $400 microwaves?

[virtualgirladvance]

this is machine heaven for the microwave

[themainspoon]

Wait, aren't you made out of metal?

OH FU-

[m4gethecat]

yall have clearly never put monster cans in the microwave for enrichment

[isabellaofparma]

‘don’t you want your favourite character to be happy???’ no? i want my favourite character to be interesting. i want me to be happy. which sometimes involves my favourite character being in exquisite agony

[littlemisscryptid]

i need my favorite character to get through all my trauma but like 200x worse

[teamarine777]

furthermore, putting my OCs through trauma is cathartic and fun

*I say as I throw five or more queer OCs into the oven to come out a nice, golden brown traumatized color*

[hallownest-archive-deactivated2]

imo the best way to interpret those “real people don’t do x” writing advice posts is “most people don’t do x, so if a character does x, it should be a distinguishing trait.” human behavior is infinitely varied; for any x, there are real people who do x. we can’t make absolute statements. we can, however, make probabilistic ones.

for example, most people don’t address each other by name in the middle of a casual conversation. if all your characters do that, your dialogue will sound stilted and unnatural. but if just one character does that, then it tells us something about that character.

[jauntylittlefrillyboy]

[youngvlxanoes]

i need a hug and six months of sleep

[partywithponies]

I don't think adult humans get enough cuddles and I am so serious.

You look at almost any other species of mammal and they give each other physical affection all the time, but for some reason we've decided that physical affection when you're an adult should be exclusively romantic and to want frequent physical affection from your friends or family is strange or sus or a sign you actually view them romantically, and this can't be good for us I don't think.

[oblique-lane]

As a creative I must master all three and unlock the secret middle one

[omtai]

Forgive me for being an empath. Nobody care me