me and my friends dancing to “mr. brightside”
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me and my friends dancing to “mr. brightside”
Where would you go?
Bryan Cranston, Eddie Redmayne, and Benedict Cumberbatch recreate vintage dating videos on Graham Norton
The Cat’s in the Bag, Breaking Bad
And let the memes Begin
How to pick up women in different cultures!
Just witnessed excellent parenting
The gf and I are in walmart shopping
Little girl: points at gf “Mommy she’s pretty! I want pretty friends like her!”
Girl’s mom: “You shouldn’t make friends based on how people look. It’s what’s inside and how they treat you that counts.”
Little girl: “Oh, okay. So we should be nice to everyone?”
Girl’s mom: “Right. Good job!”
gf kisses me on the cheek and leans her head on my shoulder because she’s a sap
Little girl: “Mommy! They just kissed! Girl’s can’t kiss each other!”
Girl’s mom: “Yes they absolutely can. Girl’s and boys can love each other, just like your daddy and I love each other.”
Little girl: Thinks for a moment “Will it be alright if I love a girl one day too?”
Girl’s mom: “When the time comes, you can and will love whoever you love. It won’t be a choice, it will just happen.”
Me: tries not to fucking bawl in goddamn Walmart.
me, trying to be helpful: I'll do the washing up
me, when my hand touches a bit of wet food: i imagine death so much it feels more like a memory, this is where it gets me
Im convinced 2016 is a hoax and the world really did end in 2012 because there is no FUCKING WAY that america would have a legitimate CLOWN EPIDEMIC
Andy got back from London two days ago and he still has jet lag. It’s really annoying. We’re on totally different schedules. Last night he mowed the lawn at 2:00 in the morning. As soon as I wake up, he goes down. Hard. This has to stop!
cute bonding game: both ppl put their music on shuffle and take turns telling stories/describing memories from their lives related to songs that pop up
21 Problems All Sarcastic People Wi...
Please play Somewhere in Nederland at my funeral I'm completely seriosu
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The TV shows I watched as a kid got me so excited for high school chemistry which ended up being one of my greatest disappointments
Shrek the Musical is better than Hamilton
You need to stop
Shit I’ve Heard High Schoolers Say
Why stop at capitalism? Destroy everything.
Guys it’s been three weeks since I’ve eaten a vegetable
At least we have memes to dull the pain of existence
An AP student: Oh my god I thought seven was less than six
(while filling the cap of their water bottle with water) SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS
friend one: If all your friends jumped off a bridge wou- friend two: probably
I’M GONNA GO HOME AND DRINK A WHOLE GLASS OF WEED
If cows ruled the world would they drink human milk?
student: my calculator is broken teacher: your calculator isn’t broken, you’re broken
no actually I think you have to be of age to be considered a cougar
(during math class on the second floor) student 1: so like how far do you think the distance is from that window to the ground? student 2: enough
teacher: has anyone ever been to New Orleans? Student: does Popeyes count?
my word count on this paper isn’t very high but I certainly am
we’re in adult limbo. I’m not a teen and I’m not an adult. I’M SUFFERING, THAT’S WHAT I AM!
Look at my… (swings leg up to show shorts) not pants