GISHWHES 2014

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Gingerbread Villages are always so cute and quaint. Make a gingerbread village that shows urban blight: needle exchanges, prostitution, heavy police presence, etc.

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 Create a heroic Captain Picard using condiments for paint.

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You and your four friends are a five-headed monster with all of your heads poking out of one collar of a giant shirt. Now do yard work.

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 Let's see a fully dressed, face-painted geisha mowing the lawn.

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Suck blood from a donut.

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You at the beach, pool or on a boat, wearing a homemade, 99% edible, candy bathing suit.

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An angel made from feminine hygiene products.

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Prepare West Collins' "Pasta with Jam Sauce" and have a noted food critic review it.

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A NYT best-selling author or Tony-award winning actor or actress doing a dramatic reading of a section of the California Driver's Handbook.

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Launch a protest outside a McDonalds claiming the superiority of post-and-lintels to arches.

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Zombies need to buy toilet paper too, right?

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Clearly your bicycle is underwhelming you with its current performance. Convert your bicycle into a warp-speed spacecraft.

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Create an image of the Elopus and Wooster in an epic battle for mascot supremacy.

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Using public transportation, commute to work wearing only the trash your household produced the previous day.

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Set to opera music, stage a water balloon fight between 10 or more participants all wearing business attire.

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When they ask for your name, give the most ridiculous name you can think of when you order your Starbucks beverage.

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Four people use their bodies to form a table. Enjoy an elegant dinner for two at this body table.