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#TeamKalliovski #Hiddles #TeamLoki #TheRedNecklace. You know you shouldn't be attracted to the Count... But you ARE! Follow us here&on Twitter for creepy and fun updates and thrills from our fanastically terrible man!

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"Oh world, beware of clever sheep. They are the truly dangerous ones, for they understand the stupidity of the flock and know just how easy it is to lead the people to slauter." ~Count Kalliovski

This is one of my favorite quotes of his! <3

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"Do you know who I am..."~Count Kalliovski

Mmmm yush.  Yush i do <3

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"He thinks me to be Lucifer, the all powerful.  In the circumstances I have to treat it as a compliment..." ~Count Kalliovski

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GUYS!  TeamKalliovski shows up on the first page of a google search for 'Kalliovski' *dies*

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NEWS!

Sooooo guys.  In time, I will be legally changing my name because I feel the one I have now is too 'plain' for my tastes.  I'll have to wait until I am out of my mother's clutches, but I have decided what I am going to go with when it happens.

Sousa Kalliovski.

Or potentially Sousa Kalliovski-Monmouth.  Either way.  Winning.

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"I love you...I always will." ~Yann Margoza

I know, I know!  It's not Kalli or anything but O.O  Still!  It just...Hiddles... 

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"I need a reply..."~Count Kalliovski

This is my ringtone when I get followed on twitter, mentioned or favorite/retweeted... So ad me so I can hear it! @TeamKalliovski

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O.O

Absolutely THRILLED to see my audio file getting so much love! And five followers already! dances SO! Good news and bad news!

Bad: I can only upload one audio file each day... Good: I have a TON to upload and will have them for a few days!

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"Kiss me, then..." ~Count Kalliovski

*dies* <3

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Tom Hiddleston reads "The Red Necklace".

I’ve been having this in my inbox for a long long time now. From a friend whom lovingly gave to me for a small gift. I thought it would be nice to just submit it out here. Even though you can find this on YouTube or it’s already been posted, but here it is again. Enjoy!

So here’s those audio files of Hiddles’ seductive voice of him reading “The Red Necklace”.

Disc 1 - [Click Here]  

Disc 2 - [Click Here] 

Disc 3 - [Click Here]  

Disc 4 - [Click Here]  

Disc 5 - [Click Here] 

Thank you MonsieurBerds for submitting this to me!(:

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NEXT!

Oh.  I bought The Silver Blade today.  I'm almost done with The Red Necklace.  Boom.

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Listening to The Red Necklace

So yeah, there I am in bed, listening to disk 4

and then I get comfortable

then on to disk 5

then Yann goes into that dark room

and the voices

what the fresh hell?

I’m at the part where they took out the bullet

I’ll finish it tonight

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^ The very sound clip - hnnnnnnnnnnnng

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Kalli can do that to you! <3

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Gah!

Tumblr hates me... I am trying to figure.out how I add an anonymous ask/submit section so people can do 'KalliConfessions' like many other pages do! But I sorely lack all tumblr skill :/ I've managed to whip together a lame layout so any help with a custom theme or formatting would be fantastic! <3

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Why?

Tell me, why is it you are here? What is it about this wretched man that draws you so near?