Where in the World?

The official blog of Team Red, the elusive thieves for good. Asks are open and appreciated, just don’t ask where we are. Currently on the run.

[teamredofficial]

Hello and welcome one and all, to the blog of the infamous Team Red!

If you have any tips about what VILE may be up to, please don’t hesitate to send us an ask. Our head of communications, Player will file it through to us.

If you have any hints about where ACME might be investigating, let us know. We’re open to working with them (on occasion) (some agents more than others).

And finally, if you want to help us make the world a better place (or even just hang out with us), feel free to say hi!

Team Red out!

Tags:

Player: Player’s Points

Ivy: Ivy’s Rambles!

Zack: ZackAttack!

Shadowsan: Shadowsan Signing Off

Carmen: La Femme Rogue

Team Red: Team Red Talks, Team Red Replies, Team Red Answers

[captainpluto13]

VILE would be against ICE too honestly

[teamredofficial]

The Chase/Carmen ship is great and will always be great, despite the stupid haters' opinions in the fandom.

Only Chase doesn't behave like an old grandpa, while your Julia acts like a boring grandmother who is already thinking about retirement.

Why the fuck are you talking to me

[vileacademyofficial]

Happy 2025! Here’s to another year of attempting to throw an axe at Carmen Sandiego ♥️

[teamredofficial]

I must axe you to stop this year!

[teamredofficial]

Team Red may make crimes look cool, but to all our friends in the USA, don’t vote a convicted felon into office!

[teamredofficial]

As carmen famously said, “we fell in love in october” or something, so everyone go kiss a gir-

What do you mean that’s the wrong girl in red?

[bisexually-finger-guns]

👀 Carmen is there smth you wanna tell us?

[teamredofficial]

Happy October to all bisexuals <3

[teamredofficial]

As carmen famously said, “we fell in love in october” or something, so everyone go kiss a gir-

What do you mean that’s the wrong girl in red?

[teamredofficial]

How soon will Carmen and Chase's wedding? 😭😭😭

It won’t! Thanks.

[teamredofficial]

No crimes today guys😔 they can see us.

[teamredofficial]

uh....don't know if carmen takes questions but uh... YOU ARE REALLY COOL AND UH MY FAVORITE ON TEAM RED.

hey, playing favorites? that's not nice -player

[jackie-shitposts]

Carmen, whilst making out with Julia: I love International Women’s Day  🥰 🥰 🥰

[teamredofficial]

So true ❤️

[acmeofficial]

Hello, this is one of your agents writing. Carmen Sandiego has been spotted in Moscow. (With a VILE operative [not Shadowsan]) (and they are working together. [Not making out.]) Have fun!✨️

-One of the ACME agents

ARE YOU FROM TWITTER

[teamredofficial]

Hey????

[teamredofficial]

Happy Valentine’s Day everyone! Remember to steal chocolates from your least favorite corporations today :)

[vileacademyofficial]

esteemed fellow faculty, as you may be aware, i, gunnar maelstrom, have been called assless, flat as a board, l'homme sans cul, even. justifiably? perhaps. but i feel as if these are merely labels, safe ways to categorize my uniquely concave ass, which allows me to warp the laws of physics as air from a high pressure zone passes into a low pressure zone. so stop bullying me

[teamredofficial]

Welcome to the club buddy

[fedorah-the-explorah]

Don't worry carm bby, you're not in the same club as him. You definitely have as--fjdjdjejsiekdhsjjdjeieosakakwj (I am immediately tasered to death)

[crane-mythos]

hehewhwh yeah killed by @tiredguyswag, the most diligent defender of the assless Carmen propaganda <3

[teamredofficial]

This sacrifice will not be forgotten😔

[vileacademyofficial]

esteemed fellow faculty, as you may be aware, i, gunnar maelstrom, have been called assless, flat as a board, l'homme sans cul, even. justifiably? perhaps. but i feel as if these are merely labels, safe ways to categorize my uniquely concave ass, which allows me to warp the laws of physics as air from a high pressure zone passes into a low pressure zone. so stop bullying me

[teamredofficial]

Welcome to the club buddy

[vileacademyofficial]

we've hired a vile operative to run this blog instead of us so if you're directing any questions to the faculty please be specific. and please try to be nice to the operative his code name is Intern

anyway . from now onwards we will only be posting on special occasions like international bully maelstrom day. good bye and fuck all of you

[teamredofficial]

When is international bully Maelstrom day? Asking for a friend.

[teamredofficial]

Starting a petition to get ACME to demote Chief

Yes, demote her?

Why stop there? Just fire her!

Not signing (boo)

Voting ended onJan 2, 2024

Sorry @acmeofficial it had to be done.

[acmeofficial]

HEY???? WHAT THE HELL? ALSO YOU LITERALLY HAVE NO AUTHORITY TO DO THAT

[teamredofficial]

We believe in democracy here, sorry.

[acmeofficial]

democracy is government not private task forces bruh

[teamredofficial]

This is something that we in the thieving business call a major L, unfortunately. Get ratio’d.

[acmeofficial]

why doesnt anyone like us

[teamredofficial]

Have you considered being nicer? Alternatively, have you considered not being cops.

[acmeofficial]

if we weren't cops we wouldn't be able to take down vile :(

[teamredofficial]

…What do you call us, then?

[acmeofficial]

bruh if you let us work together we could both take them down i dont understand why you wont let us help u

[teamredofficial]

History repeats itself…