TeamVoorhees3

Underestimate me. It'll be fun.

[livelovelaugh-777]

[modernbritain]

[slavicgerman]

Hey UK, I just have one question:

[basederer]

[rosieandthemoon]

Parque Nacional da Tijuca

[thegoodvybe]

[edward-blake-unknown-knight]

I’m trying even if they aren’t staying

[thememedaddy]

[my0clonic-jerk]

[dru1968]

[houstontiger]

Activist: "Your cows are putting carbon into the atmosphere."

Farmer: "Where did they get it?"

Activist: "What?"

Farmer: "The carbon. Where did the cow get it before it put it anywhere."

Activist: "From... eating?"

Farmer: "From eating grass. And where did the grass get it."

Activist: "The soil?"

Farmer: "The air. The grass pulled it out of the air last spring. The cow ate the grass. The cow breathed some of it back out. It went back into the air it came from."

Activist: "But it's still going into the atmosphere."

Farmer: "It's going back. There's a difference between a thing going somewhere and a thing going back. You've described a circle and you're frightened of it."

Activist: "Then just don't have the cow."

Farmer: "The grass still dies in autumn. It rots where it falls. The carbon goes back into the air either way, just without anyone getting fed in the middle."

Activist: "It's not that simple."

Farmer: "It's grass, cow, breath, grass. Or it's grass, rot, air, grass. Same circle, fewer dinners. If that's complicated for you I'd stay away from the water cycle. That one's got clouds in it."

[unusual-suspects]

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[theredqueendom]

I’d get closer and ask the waitress to keep the bacon coming. http://www.facebook.com/pages/p/102416041800702

[mtncruzer]

Rounds on the house on me!

[misctony]

[herculesunchained]

Maybe rip his head off and shit down his neck? IF I was in a good mood. 😉

[heavyhauler]

Get a side order of pork chops.

[teamvoorhees3]

Laugh, and spit the bacon I was chewing in his face before reloading my mouth with more bacon

[youthkenworld]

[victorianerababe]

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[badpenny77]

Then there’s this piece of shit that heavily invested in the lab grown meat and now mysteriously they’re finding all these ticks where they shouldn’t be that are all infected with alpha gal syndrome, which makes you allergic to real red meat

[longingforrotkehlchen]

"So the legend is true. The cylinder-wielding bird stalker does exist!"

Waldkäuze 🐣 (tawny owls) im Büsnauer Wiesental, Vaihingen.

[inatcats]

Mainland Leopard Cat (Prionailurus bengalensis)

Observed by niran_anurakpongsathorn, CC BY-NC

[climbingthefloors]

moo deng vs the world

[historic-trucking-society]

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]