We Keep It Moist!

Einstein’s gonna learn what it feels like to be a buffalo wing...

[queer-as-in-fuck-12]

drug addicts deserve housing, food, water, and healthcare btw

[hy0ung]

So hey hmm i need money to pay my university so if someone wants to book a reading with me i have good prices

[hy0ung]

Readings still open!!!

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[astromeda22]

the power of divine timing

Please please believe the power of divine timing.

I’m literally telling you that any hurdle i had in my path worked out for my benefit. Yes sure my friends went and studied almost directly after we graduated bachelor but guess what? I got into my dream uni and no one i knew even freaking studied there. So i literAlly had to carve my own path! And carving is work!

also i would tell you that the dasha which started right before i started studying again is exactly the dasha i need to support higher learning. So maybe the universe had its own plan to put me with the best foot forward??

and to think back on all this time, i’ve been so frustrated!! Despite working and always advancing, because i measured myself against colleagues and former classmates! Even though most of them are either older than me or have been following a path which many have walked before, and deep inside my heart I really knew how such path wasn’t for me.

i’m not saying this out of vanity, i just know i really do see things differently as an 8th/12th houser and i need to follow this eccentric path in order to be fulfilled.

the same thing, i would advise you to not waste too much energy being jealous of someone who has a house/stable job/whatever you think you may lack now. You never know which house you’re gonna live in down the line, perhaps even build or own! You can never be too jealous of someone with a certain job. For example, i have my understanding that usually good paying jobs steal most of my free time - and this time is exac The time i use to study, workout and be social. Therefore now that i’m older, i really do appreciate this time of being a student despite i am checking my expenses very very closely (i always do, but especially as my income was different when i wasn’t studying)

do you see where i’m getting at?

everything about life has good and bad sides.

you might think something in youe life is delayed, but god is baking you a big, amazing surprise, just for your taste! And even better than what you could’ve manifested consciously for yourself.

you have to believe that if you live on your own standards, follow your path, everything aligns gor you.

Love,

Astromeda

[africanaquarian]

when you realize strawberries aren’t berries but bananas are and you’ve been lied to your whole life. yet again

[gimme10dollas]

Raspberries aren’t either. But kiwi and pumpkin are. 😑

[africanaquarian]

[90svigilante-deactivated2018022]

[hennymademe]

Why must y'all do this, let me live in ignorance

[thr0atmistress-deactivated20191]

^ literally

[amaimomochu]

Also, watermelon is not a fruit. Its actually a vegetable. It belongs in the cucumber and squash family

[africanaquarian]

I am so tired

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I have learned Too Much

[lenimph]

Pumpkin isn’t a squash?

[octopusalive]

Okay I’m intruding bc I am a Botanist and I am Upset:

Bananas are berries: confirmed. Strawberries not actually berries: confirmed. They are aggregates of achenes on a fleshy receptacle. Raspberries aren’t berries: not entirely. Aggregates of drupes (single-seeded berries). Kiwis are berries: confirmed. Pumpkins are berries: false! They are pepos, diagnostic of their family, the Cucurbitaceae. Watermelon is not a fruit: SUPER FALSE. They contain seeds, they are fruit. They are also pepos and are related closely to pumpkins. Squashes, gourds, cucumbers, melons, pumpkins are all fruits, all pepos, all in the Cucurbitaceae.

I’m less upset now bye

[africanaquarian]

plant geek tumblr has saved us all

[proftree]

prev is extremely correct. vegetable is a term made up by big farmer to get you eating more plant foods

(like. who wants to eat fungi and roots and tubers. that sounds gross. but that’s just mushrooms and carrots and potatoes)

[teaboot]

I hate you Ozempic craze I hate you 'heroin chic' I hate you weight loss ads on public radio I hate Burn Fat Fast ads every thirty seconds I hate you I hate you I hate you

[teaboot]

I grew up before the term 'thigh gap' was invented I grew up before 'hip dip' was invented I was born before 'muffin top' was a thing before 'clean girl look' was a thing before 'glass skin' was a thing before razoring off peach fuzz was a thing and I'm so so so fucking tired of us inventing new concepts purely for the purpose of convincing people to hate their own bodies enough to buy products

[teaboot]

Last time Tuberculosis ran through the USA a small number of people got it on purpose to look skinny and waifish and delicate and used makeup to look flushed and bony and when the Victorians figured out tapeworms people would infect themselves on purpose to starve themselves smaller and women and now in the year of our lord 2026 there is a noticeable fraction of the USAmerican population genuinely thrilled about a treatment-resistant microbial parasite that makes you shit and vomit your brains out for a month because side effects include weight loss and STILL we talk about being skinny like it's the natural default setting for all healthy people as if it's a self-sustaining standard and not an imaginary goal that we are constantly constantly constantly beating ourselves with a whip to acheive

[depsidase]

[terracotta7]

As if Joanne couldn't get any shittier, she misgendered and insulted a woman who called for support, all because the woman had PCOS/PMOS and "didn't sound feminine enough."

Fuck her.

Your shitty children's series isn't more important than people's lives.

[victusinveritas]

[valarhalla]

[valarhalla]

[kaxen]

[medusadyke]

academic dishonesty is not something you can spin as moral lol i do not want to share a career field let alone a social sphere with a bunch of chatgpt using ass bitches

[medusadyke]

"you're just scared your diploma is going to devalue" i'm afraid you dumb bitches are going to become my colleagues and drag social services to hell

[hylianengineer]

I'm afraid they'll become scientists and data that lives depend on will turn out to be wrong - and people will die.

I'm afraid they'll become engineers and sign off on bridge designs that collapse - and people will die.

I'm afraid they'll become medical professionals who don't know what they're doing - and people will die.

The assumption that academic dishonesty is okay is rooted in the idea that what you're learning to do doesn't matter.

[constance-mcentee-deactivated20]

"The assumption that academic dishonesty is okay is rooted in the idea that what you're learning to do doesn't matter."

[despazito]

challenging all white women to put in even half the effort they spend on fearmongering to other white women about parking lot abductions to instead support MMIWG initiatives if they want to actually make a difference in protecting women

[zxid]

collection

[fishlung8877]

[fluentisonus]

it feels so evil that you can't still access your university online library after you graduate *remembers my principles* it feels so evil that everyone can't access to that stuff all the time

[hollyevolving]

That is very true.

If it's of any help, jstor allows individual users to register for free Independent Researcher accounts with access to 100 documents per month.

[muffinlance]

it WHAT

[bigboysdrinkmilk]

Why is there a diarrhea parasite outbreak in America?

Because Donald Trump and his Republican allies cut funding to disease prevention and control.

Why is measles back in America?

Because Donald Trump and his Republican allies, including RFK Jr, cut vaccine and measles prevention funding and programs.

Why is the New World Screwworm infecting cattle in Texas, when it had previously been eliminated from the area?

Because Donald Trump and his Republican allies, including Elon Musk, cut USAID funding, which in part worked to monitor and prevent screwworm outbreaks.

Why was there a flu outbreak in our armed forces?

Because Donald Trump and his Republican allies, including Pete Hegseth, cut vaccination requirements for our armed forces, putting all of them at risk alongside our military readiness.

What contributed to the Covid outbreak?

Donald Trump and his Republican allies cut funding to a pandemic prevention program in his first term because Barack Obama had created it.

“America first” sends its regards. Trump voters, please learn your lesson. And if you don’t, it’ll be taught to you again with yet another diarrhea outbreak.

[bigboysdrinkmilk]

[weirdgirl247]

every year small towns and indigenous communities across canada are burnt to nothing by horrific wildfires and americans go on the internet to complain about it and blame us bc the smoke has spread to their state. i’m so tired.

go yell at mark carney or your own local politicians about climate change and urge them to do more to stop it. the namaygoosisagagun first nation had their community destroyed today. you can find a link to donate to them here. donate to your local food bank. go to the beach next week when the smoke clears and you don’t have to think about it anymore while the people who’s lives have been destroyed will have to pick up the pieces and try to move forward when we are already in a huge cost of living crisis across the country.

[savannahlemur]

No No No! 🙀 Don’t take your hands. I feel so comfy. 💕🐊

[johnthedragon]

HOW CAN SOMETHING BE THIS CUTE

[anatombombatallhours]

But really, though 🥺