The Signs as Things I Have Said Aloud to Myself
Aries: moTHERFUCKER
Taurus: wait where the fuck am i going
Gemini: *looks over to bands poster on wall* DONT WATCH ME UNDRESS YOU PERV
Cancer: oww shit shit shit
Leo: what if little gnomes snuck in my room and took all my good clothes
Virgo: wtf is a blob fish
Libra: well fuck now it looks like im not wearing pants
Scorpio: what if i just hid under the bed you think anyone would find me
Saggitarius: wait am i really that bitchy
Capricorn: i am such a goddamn savage
Aquarius: all i have to do is-OW FUCK
Pices: what kinda fuckery is this














