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My gf is an actual amab cis girl. They wrote male on her birth certificate by mistake

holy shit tell your girlfriend congrats on the fun gender

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highassi

men lie so much I'm starting to think Adam ate that damn apple and blamed Eve

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i mean, why else would men have an Adam’s apple.

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squeakitties

my dick is 1 atom wide but an unknowable amount of lightyears long. monofilament dick gang. i roll over in bed and slice the milky way in half

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deafmic

i hope this doesn’t sound really weird but i feel really bad for the lady who came up with gender reveal parties. she had a very legitimate reason for throwing herself one–she’d had a few miscarriages, all of them miscarrying before she was able to find out the sex of her baby and due to really wanting to have children she was distraught, so when her pregnancy made it to the milestone of being able to find out her baby’s sex, she was understandably incredibly excited and threw a party to celebrate it. honestly she had every right to do so and was more celebrating the fact that she’d carried her baby to that point rather than celebrating if it was a girl or a boy

and now she’s the inventor of this horrible thing that makes stupid people cause wildfires. all this lady wanted to do was have some cake and celebrate her pregnancy after a few miscarriages. i feel fucking terrible for her.

deafmic

she’s slamming elaborate gender reveal parties with over the top shit like pyrotechnics on facebook which is good bc she obviously doesn’t support the crazy shit these parties have become but i kinda hate that she has to because this very calm party she threw for herself years ago to celebrate passing the points she’d miscarried before has obviously become tainted and a bad memory for her and now she’s labelled as the lady who “started” these parties even though hers was literally like. a cake that you cut into and the color tells you what the baby is.

littleleafsandlizards

I saw an article saying that she has learned more about gender and her kid came out as nonbinary and she feels bad about how the whole thing hurts the trans communities and her official stance is “There are plenty of other reasons to eat cake” and that we should pick a different one Tbh she seems like a really nice person who is just sort of in the crosshairs of a really big thing she didn’t expect

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molothoo

This is my thing...COPS REALLY DONT NEED DEFENDING....they don’t need you protecting them by saying “their are some good cops” 😩

They are fine! They got their guns, they have their weapons, they have the justice system on their side, they have government protection and billions of dollars in funding.

They really don’t need you defending them, like at all.

We the people, are the helpless ones, we have none of those things.

I just wish people could see how fucking stupid they look sticking up for police. Baby they don’t need your help. At all. They’re good.

They don’t need to be defended they need to be defunded.

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zorri

*in a horse accent* help

azaleatown

This is the horse equivalent of being lost in the sauce

looking4myson

astray in the hay!!!!!!!!

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valtsv

but if i don’t hyperfixate i’ll get depressed and die

valtsv

*runs out of hyperfixations* oh god oh fuck *lies in bed feeling empty and useless for 48 hours*

bubbleheadnurse-remaking

**draws a smiley face on the ground and smacks it** Fullmetal Alchemist

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wildlyannoyingdoofus

I told my mom no when I first found out. I was really young, and I was like “hm, no thanks, I don’t like the sounds of that.” And my mom was like “….okay”

Imagine my disappointment when I realized my mom wasn’t in charge of this.