techcommntr

A sarcastic blog about modern technology. Because tech blogging should not be so serious. techcommntr is a blog that sardonically comments on the technology community. The lack of e's at the end of the website title makes the blog much more professional! techcommntr is run by Max Woolf, a Carnegie Mellon University graduate, San Francisco Bay Area resident, and dedicated blog commenter. All terrible jokes expressed by Max Woolf are his own.

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Pfft, that'll only buy two-and-a-half Instagrams.

(Comment made 5/9/2012)

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Major Steal is the commanding officer of Corporal Theft.

(Comment made 5/21/2012)

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But if its team can make Shaker feel like a real, natural virtualization of ourselves, it could make it cool to sit home alone on your computer. Because you won’t really be alone.

The same could be said about Chatroulette.

(Comment made 5/23/2012)

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There should be another robot on the other shoulder, and the two together can help you evaluate moral dilemmas.

(Comment made 5/29/2012)

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My worst nightmare.

(Comment made 4/3/2012)

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There are only 11 startup logos to choose from at this point, but we’re hoping it’s not too long before TechCrunch’s logo shows up, as well your startup of choice

So TechCrunch is now a startup? :P

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M&A in alley this morning, Arafat in front corporation. Silicon Valley is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of cash and when the drains finally overflow, all the hipsters will drown. The accumulated filth of all their social-location apps will foam up about their waists and all the entrepreneurs and bloggers will look up and shout "Invest in us!"... and I'll look down and whisper "No."

(Comment made 3/24/2012)

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We can use random physics terms to describe startups now? In that case, Facebook and Twitter are currently experiencing a Doppler Effect, according to Ohm's Law.

(Comment made 3/19/2012)

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Terrible name. Too many vowels. It should be called Smartrr.

(Comment made 3/26/2012)

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In internet lingo, "anything" means porn.

(Comment made 3/30/2012)

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TechCrunch has quite clearly jumped the shark. I'm quitting commenting.

(Comment made 4/1/2012)

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This is not even remotely close to World of Warcraft, or any other MMORPG. Unless you can get 24 guildmates to race down raid bosses for epix.

(Comment made 2/7/2012)

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More importantly, they finally updated the copyright year in the About screen to 2012! Yay!

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This is too late to kill TV. Jersey Shore already did that.

(Comment made 2/13/2012)