Rock Bottom.

Sam. 19. Canada. .Hit Counter

[theweirdwideweb]

Minnesota has the longest unbroken streak voting Democrat of any state (since 1976)—-but I particularly appreciate this electoral map from 84′:

[coolyo294]

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

secret service agent: SIR YOU CANT BE IN HERE me: its urgent!!!! Is the store name “pet Smart” or “Pets mart’??????!!!!!!!! joe biden: Oh shit !!!!!!

[cnxbdjshehdhdhdh-deactivated201]

this is by far the weirdest vine ever

[weavemama]

WELL DAMN

[retrogaydad-deactivated20190324]

friend: why are you stopping in the middle of the sidewalk to catch ANOTHER cp10 weedle?

me: 

[bszku-deactivated20180808]

[morinokunikara]

glad i got a warning for this highly sensitive content

[garfdied]

when you high-key have abandonment issues but gotta keep totally chill™ so they don’t actually leave you forever

[hardfeelingsmp3]

the united states wanting brazil to list the country names in english for the opening ceremony

[doobeedoobeedoobaa]

and yet you’re all writing these posts in English, oh the irony… ;)

[hardfeelingsmp3]

that’s because you people don’t speak anything else

[dutchstore]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via sh*theadsteve)

[crashspyrostuff]

[verybritishproblems]

Procedure when asked something with mouth full: 

1. Hand over mouth 

2. Chew dramatically 

3. Say sorry with eyes 

4. Swallow painfully early

[stupidcommentdepository]

*attempts to log into bank account*

To continue answer security question: “Where and how will you die?”

types in “alone in a ditch wearing a clown costume”

*i view my account balance of $4.47*

[rebathecompleteseriesdvdboxset]

reba trying to say ice

[pettyrevenge]

My boyfriend of two years went away to college and I stayed home. Everything was going great until he met this girl that my gut instinct told me she was up to something. He started sneaking around, lying, etc, and whenever I asked about her and if something was going on, he would assure me there was nothing to worry about. He even called her ugly, annoying, obsessive, and a “stupid bitch.”

He breaks up with me suddenly, no warning and less than 3 days later he’s dating this girl he told me not to worry about. I got her number and sent her the screenshots of text messages of him talking shit about her. 

They broke up. I win.

[gaywrites]

ICYMI: In which a 13-year-old boy comes out to his best friend via text message, and adorable unconditional support ensues. Ain’t nothing wrong with being gay, my friend. (via BuzzFeed) 

[fuckoverterfs]

what makes it more adorable is he offered to call when he knew something was wrong

[pixidusttt]

I also love how often the word bro was used

[lostinthelowercase-deactivated2]

This is the proper way to be a bro.

[jackadorian]

# how to bro 101

[oliviergiroudd]

Fireworks explode while dancers perform during the Opening Ceremony of the Rio 2016 Olympic Games at Maracana Stadium on August 5, 2016 in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil.