[fawnry]

[helloimstudying]

Listen. Next year I will not cry at night and barely get through my math classes. Uhhh no i’m done with that. I will own them. I will crush them. I will understand the shit out of them. I’m gonna be a mathematician badass!!! And like Abigail Adams once said I can’t be sitting on my ass all summer and think that’s gonna happen.

Learning is a privilege guys. Enjoy it. I love math.

[major-jamie-hill-deactivated201]

Slutshaming women is not ok Slutshaming Alexander Hamilton is totally ok Tumblr logic

[shez-bitchy]

he cheated. on his wife.

[outsidersmark]

he’s also been dead for several hundred years this is the funniest post ive ever read in my life

[fancyeliza-deactivated20200804]

fave things about this post:

the idea that thousands of people are calling alexander hamilton a slut

calling any founding father a slut

the idea that people are SHAMING Alexander Hamilton for being Such A Slut he is being SHAMED for being such a naughty little tart, SPREADING HIS LEGS FOR EVERYONE IN CONGRESS

that this was probably prompted by people expression dissaproval for Alexander Hamilton cheating on his wife - that the OP thinks “slut shaming” and “Isnt it gross that he cheated on his wife” are the same thing

Alexander Hamilton has been dead for 210

210 slutty, slutty years

the way that this is presented in such a CHECKMATE SJWS way when they’re talking about a founding father who cheated on his wife and has been DEAD FOR 210 YEARS

the fact that the words “Slutshaming” and “Alexander Hamilton” have been used in the same sentence

i mean just apply what we’d traditionally think of as “slut shaming” to Alexander Hamilton.

His frock coat is too tight, his breaches are so short, have you SEEN how often he powders his wig??? I heard he gave Thomas Jefferson a handy behind the stables AND that he got fingered by John Hancock

i barely know who alexander hamilton is

[sandersstudies]

Hell’s Kitchen: Your AWESOME prize is a THOUSAND DOLLAR SHOPPING SPREE which you’ll be taken to in a PRIVATE JET and for dinner you’ll PERSONALLY MEET WOLFGANG PUCK

Contestant: Cool.

Great British Baking Show: You get a hug and a lil’ plastic star that says “sheriff” on it.

Contestant: I’m over the moon I can’t believe this I feel so honored I can’t wait to tell my wife this is the best day of my life

[incorrectbobsburgers]

Rudy: brr it’s getting cold

Louise: here, take my jacket

Tina: I’m getting cold too actually

Jimmy Jr: well damn Tina I can’t control the weather!

[zoereadss]

Peter Kavinsky: You like me, Lara Jean

Lara Jean: 

[jennybeckman]

[sparkles-and-trash]

The Belcher Kids as Famous Vines

Tina: 

*Kid does small trick on a scooter* “That was legitness!” 

WELL WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS! 

Old woman slamming on bus doors while singing high notes 

Guy dancing in a tree with a broom and get’s electrocuted 

Shuffling snow, falls for 10 minutes straight

Robot dog falls on banana peel 

Merry crisis!

*Misses minigolf put and jumps into the lake* 

Girl waddles out of the kitchen with locked knees, father very tired and disappointed 

“It’s an avocado! Thanks!” 

Gene: 

Road work ahead? Uhm, yeah, I sure hope it does! 

 A potato flew around my room before you caaame 

 “Emergency? Okay calm down, we don’t want a panic! at the disco!” 

Kid with shoulderpads and sunglasses doing poses around the house

WADDUP, I’m Jared, I’m 19 and I never fucking learned how to read

“Stooop, I could’ve dropped my croissant!” 

CATAPILLAR RAVE! 

Hurricane Katrina? More like hurricane tortilla! 

Kid aggressively reenacting the Bet On It scene from HSM2 by the pool

Welcome to Chili’s

Louise: 

Fre shavac do! 

X-files themesong, aliens falls of treadmill 

 *Cashier and cook in a violent fight, slamming each other against the counter* “Can I get a waffle?” 

“I WON’T HESISTATE, BITCH!” 

I’m baad bitch, you can’t kill me! 

Who’s that pokemon?! “IT’S PIKACHU!!” It’s Clefairy! “FUCK!!” 

The Idubbbz “Waka Waka, I’m GaAY!” remix 

“Fuck off Janet, I’m not going to your FUCKING babyshower!” 

“Excuse my potty mouth :))” *Turns around* “Shut the FUCK UP!!” 

The one where the parasoles finally attacks the human race 

“It was a hit and run.” “What an asshole, did he even leave a note?” “No, I drove away as soon as I hit him!” 

[sparkles-and-trash]

still can’t believe how well u (well, in this case, I) can describe characters with vines

rip vine

[nervouspearl]

The Great British Bake Off: a summary

[toastyglow]

What people think perfectionism is: I’m going to do this 1,000 times until it’s completely perfect, and it doesn’t matter how tired I am or how many times I fail. Everything I do is super precise and I have absolute confidence but also am super pedantic about getting it right.

What perfectionism actually is: If I don’t get this right on the first try I’m going to cry in a corner and call myself a failure for the rest of my life. I’ve gotten nothing productive done because of this.

[alyssabethancourt]

See also: I know I’m never going to get this 100% right, so I’m never even going to try because that would be impossible to deal with.

[bananonbinary]

see also also: im going to keep hemming and hawing about my first try, revising over and over again because i cant bear the thought of any mistakes, and thus never actually finish anything. also im probably attempting something way above my level anyway, so i’ll feel even worse about how difficult it is for me

[monsterhunting]

is this nursey and dex

[richietopzier-deactivated202005]

[chocomiruk]

I’m wheezing

[kiisaes]

Carry On halloween icon set! feel free to use, just credit me if you do :)

i just really wanted to draw more halloween icons lol

[podencos]

[frogmp3]

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

[horrorofthebeast]

[5bi5]

Thomas Sanders Themed Asks

Roman: Do you have any creative outlets?

Virgil: What things make you anxious?

Patton: Do you like puns?

Logan: What’s your favourite book?

Vine: Have you ever had to give up something important to you?

Youtube: What’s one thing you’re still learning how to do?

Sides: What are your defining qualities?

Could Be Gayer: What’s your orientation?

The Things We Used to Share: Have you ever gone through a breakup?

Joan: Say something you love about your best friend

Talyn: What do you do to make yourself look the way you want? (I.e. Hair dying, makeup, piercings)

Storytime: What’s the weirdest thing that’s ever happened to you?

Theatre: If you could be anyone in the world, who would you be?

Fanders: What fandoms are you in?

[softestvirgil]

Ask me some!

[darioargenthoe-deactivated20181]

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this is what plays when you’re dying and your life is flashing before your eyes

[ganseying-deactivated20201018]

me: I know I’m not emotionally prepared for a serious relationship and I have a lot to focus on and accomplish before that can be a priority for me and that’s okay! 

me after watching to all the boys i’ve loved before: