I am the underdog.

Journalist; Living in Toronto; Love of pretty clothes, seasons, feelings, places. Wanderer.

[all-comes-crashing]

me and my friends dancing to “mr. brightside” 

[it-mii]

If this ain’t me

[drawingwithdinosaurs]

[monkeysaysficus]

I was not ready

[the-spook-zone]

@relatable-ram

[phraximus]

Me: *clicks video*  “The hell is all this abou-”

*whistling starts*

Me: 

[norithics]

I love this stupid fucking meme

[kingjaffejoffer]

“im getting old” starter pack

“this is way too sweet”

“they’re remaking that movie already????”

“my back hurts”

“wait, people get mad about that now?”

“I can’t eat that, its gone fuck my stomach up”

“hold on let me check my calendar first”

**turns on the radio** [groans]

[thuggums]

How dare you EXPOSE me at 5:18 am on this good Monday

[zerofucksclub]

[technicoloursounds]

me, the motherfucker with over 50 abandoned works in progress: i have another idea

[thecw4kids]

ghost in the house: GET OUT. I WILL TAKE YOU-

real estate agent: chill, its me.

ghost: oh hey. have you sold it yet.

real estate agent: obviously NOT, idiot.

[thealogie]

where do I see myself in five years? hopefully replying to multi-paragraph work emails with: cool! thanks.-Sent From My iPhone

[just-shower-thoughts]

Mosquitoes are grossly overlooked as a threat during a zombie apocalypse.

[arsturbuther-deactivated2017011]

No

[shadyrican]

i’m weak.

[surprisebitch]

im screaming!!

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

The Curious Case of May Parker

[dr-archeville]

It’s happening in the cartoons, too:

Aunt May (and Ms. Lion) from Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends (1980s)

Aunt May from Spider-Man: The Animated Series (1990s)

Aunt May from The Spectacular Spider-Man (2000s)

Aunt May from Ultimate Spider-Man (2010s)

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

True facts: Every time Peter’s uncle Ben dies in the latest origin story May absorbs the life force left over from his remaining years and uses it to rejuvenate herself

Uncle Ben dies over and over again to keep her young

[patanu102]

[kingjaffejoffer]

“im getting old” starter pack

“this is way too sweet”

“they’re remaking that movie already????”

“my back hurts”

“wait, people get mad about that now?”

“I can’t eat that, its gone fuck my stomach up”

“hold on let me check my calendar first”

**turns on the radio** [groans]

[thuggums]

How dare you EXPOSE me at 5:18 am on this good Monday

[arsturbuther-deactivated2017011]

No

[shadyrican]

i’m weak.

[surprisebitch]

im screaming!!

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

The Curious Case of May Parker

[dr-archeville]

It’s happening in the cartoons, too:

Aunt May (and Ms. Lion) from Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends (1980s)

Aunt May from Spider-Man: The Animated Series (1990s)

Aunt May from The Spectacular Spider-Man (2000s)

Aunt May from Ultimate Spider-Man (2010s)

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

True facts: Every time Peter’s uncle Ben dies in the latest origin story May absorbs the life force left over from his remaining years and uses it to rejuvenate herself

Uncle Ben dies over and over again to keep her young

[mchaelscott-deactivated20180103]

Reblog if you're excited for Orphan Black S5!!

i wanna see how many people from tumblr are gonna be watching

[chongoblog]

Visit Original Link

This one goes out to Cody who told me that mashing up these two songs wouldnt work

[chongoblog]

[thoodleoo]

and people say the classics aren’t relatable

[yo-kmac]

The best of being a pre-teen in the late 90s/early 00s

[technicoloursounds]

Some Canadian: What the fuck is wrong with the Americans, electing Donald Trump? How could they possibly look at Incompetent Cheeto Hitler there and think ''yeah I want that guy to be running my country?'' I guess there's lots of inbreeding down in the south, eh?

Same Canadian: Yeah, I'd vote for Kevin O'Leary; he's a billionaire so I figure he must know something about the economy.

[just-shower-thoughts]

If the singular form of “mice” is “mouse”, shouldn’t the singular of “lice” be “louse”?

[thischick25]

Aw man I have like, THE BEST NEWS for you my friend