There’s a lot of things you’ve done that Becky doesn’t know about
Oh. Ok.
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There’s a lot of things you’ve done that Becky doesn’t know about
Oh. Ok.
Don’t let a neural net mix drinks.
So I’ve used neural networks to generate recipes in the past. They’re computer programs that can learn to imitate the data we give them, copying the way that humans drive cars, label images, or translate languages.
That is, they try to learn. They’re called “neural” because they have virtual neurons that work a little like the real neurons in our brains. Their virtual brains, however, are really tiny. Where a human has about 86 million neurons, the neural networks we use today have hundreds to low thousands - think nematode worm or, optimistically, jellyfish. So they often struggle, and recipes, my friends, are one of those times. (you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a neural net’s attempt at “small sandwiches”)
I turned to cocktails, inspired by Beth Skwarecki’s cocktails bot (and helped immensely by the dataset she sent me).
The neural net’s first attempt was… an attempt.
I let it train for a little longer, and things got a little more recognizable, as it learned to kinda spell more ingredients.
It had, however, not learned when to quit. 64-ounce (2 liter) cocktails are not unheard of at this stage.
It continued to learn on its own, all without input from me, and eventually ended up with cocktails that were almost plausible.
Some of my other training attempts, however, did not go so well. At first the cocktail titles in my training set were in all caps, which confused the heck out of the neural net because capital letters were so rare that it didn’t see enough examples of what to do with them. It struggled with the titles.
You may also notice that the ill-fated all-caps attempt had a lot of repetition - that’s because I was using textgenrnn, which has a somewhat limited memory. It could learn to spell ingredients, but had no idea whether it had already added sugar and cream. When I switched to char-rnn for the lowercase recipes above, I could give it a memory of 50 characters, enough to cut down on repetition. The textgenrnn version, however, became strangely obsessed with creme de cacao. The less said about its cocktails, the better.
For more neural net cocktails (including custom-generated cocktails for any name you care to provide), check out Beth’s cocktails bot!
For a few more of the cocktails I generated (including some very unfortunately-named ones), you can sign up here, and optionally get bonus material every time I post.
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An Arizona couple have been ordered to pay Nintendo a whopping $12.23m (£9.5m) in damages for running a pair of sites which offered pirated ROMs. Jacob…
Today in “Nintendo is a bunch of sweaty corporatist goons who want to be Disney so fucking badly but never will be”:
Nintendo creates artificial scarcity of its products, and the medium of digital games is especially susceptible to this. They make no effort to make any significant portion of their massive catalog of previous-generation games available and accessible to the public, at best only selecting piecemeal titles here and there restarting every console generation but now seems to have abandoned even that. And they release products like the NES and SNES Classic because they know this, they know their games are in such high demand because they don’t make them available on a wide scale. And when they do make these products, guess what? They’re sold in extraordinarily limited quantities and if you don’t act fast you can only buy them from scalpers.
To think Nintendo is doing this any of this unintentionally is just closing your eyes to the facts. It’s obvious Nintendo tries to create a mystique around their products by holding them back, just like Disney used to do with its “Disney Vault” scheme of making old movies limited time purchases.
Is it really strange people turn to ROMs and emulators for these games? If they’re not available, what else are people supposed to do if they want to play these games? Pay exorbitant multi-hundred dollar prices to get the original versions of the game used and scrape up money to try to find a functioning old console to play them? The money isn’t even going to Nintendo at that point. This holds especially pertinent for games on systems near the middle of Nintendo’s history like the N64 and Gamecube which have seen the least distribution since their original releases. Nintendo’s paltry system of remaking a handful of titles like Wind Waker and Twilight Princess and then selling them at or near current gen full price absolutely is not enough and is more abuse of the fact they hold such a tight control over the games in their catalog.
And even putting aside games people want to play for fun, there’s the entirely separate issue of historical preservation! Taking down massive ROM sites and forcing the people running them to pay millions of dollars they can’t afford means less and less places old games are cataloged and preserved. Not just the big titles, but every little game that came out during that time period, disposable or high quality, popular or obscure–how will we ever study our own cultural history if we do not know it? There’s a much wider discussion to be had about digital preservation in general in the internet age but Nintendo is just obliterating huge swaths of their own history for short term financial gain.
Twelve million dollars is just a tiny drop in the bucket for the multibillion dollar multinational corporation Nintendo but will almost certainly ruin the lives of this couple who engaged in defying shortsighted capitalist greed. Please stop thinking of this company as anything other than another than another soulless ball of wealth generation for a particular elite. Nintendo clearly employs many talented and creative artists who aren’t to blame for stuff like this but that shouldn’t distract from the complete lack of morality underpinning the institution as a whole. Fuck Nintendo.
Dawn of the Final Day - 24 Hours Remain -
Here it is, folks! Hold on to your hats, eggs, and TMs, because things are about to get wild! Welcome to the Pokemon White Egglocke: Movelocked! Here’s the skinny on what’s going on - it’s a Pokemon White Nuzlocke with randomized trainers and a team made out of user submissions. Up to 3 moves are allowed per submission, legal or illegal, and these are ‘Movelocked’ for the entire series; I’m not allowed to remove or replace these moves in any fashion. Each submission will be assigned a randomized TM as well, and I’ll be able to slowly gather these to customize the open slots on your Pokemon to tackle the wild world of Unova! Here’s the submission form, and send them in to [email protected]! Up to 3 submissions per person! [Species]: [Nickname]: [Nature]: [Ability]: [Gender]: [Move 1]: [Move 2]: [Move 3]:
“you can’t make a lawful good character interesting and enjoyable”:
Pointless LOTR headcanon of the day: Frodo & Merry both take after their mothers, meaning Frodo looks more like a Brandybuck than a Baggins and Merry looks more like a Took. This is a constant source of petty contention.
(Pippin meanwhile absolutely takes after his father & is the most Tookish looking)
Merry: call me a Took one more time
Gandalf: if it looks like a Took and acts like a Took it’s a Took
Merry: I will END you
Gandalf is the only nonhobbit in the fellowship who understands the minutiae of Took Vs Brandybuck Vs Baggins rivalry & he delights in it, everyone else baffled
Frodo: look it’s perfectly simple. The Brandybucks don’t like the Tooks because they play golf and think they’re better than everyone because they occasionally go on adventures. The Tooks don’t like the Brandybucks because they live on the wrong side of the river and like boats. And nobody likes the Bagginses because they’re annoying.
Aragorn: are you… Including yourself in that
Frodo: I said what I said.
Frodo: now the Bagginses don’t like the Brandybucks OR the Tooks because they’re highly disrepectable but also richer than they are. And as far as a lot of the Bagginses are concerned I’m a Brandybuck because I grew up in Buckland and I have the Brandybuck Profile
Merry: which just means he’s not pug-ugly
Frodo: quite.
Aragorn: this is all ridiculous. Keep going.
Gandalf: Hm now I wouldn’t say UGLY but… every Baggins I’ve ever met has been perfectly Round or perfectly Square… There is no middle ground.
Gimli, baffled: Frodo isn’t round OR square
Merry: that’s because he has the Brandybuck profile
Gimli: so… Is he a Brandybuck…
Merry: ABSOLUTE not
Frodo: slander!! I’m a Baggins how dare you
Pippin: was your father a Round Baggins or a Square Baggins
Frodo: my father… Was the ROUNDEST Baggins who ever lived… A perfect Sphere of hobbit…
Those old “Oh Chuck Norris is so strong he could beat up anyone.” memes from like 2007 are so fucking dumb. Like, I could name off at least 20 or so people that could kick his ass, for example;
Gandalf the Gray
Gandalf the White
Monty Python and the Holy Grail’s Black Night
Benito Mussolini
Blue Meanie
Cowboy Curtis
Jambi the Genie
Robocop
The Terminator
Captain Kirk
Darth Vader
Lo-Pan
Superman
Every single Power Ranger
Bill S Preston
Theodore Logan
Spock
The Rock
Doc Oc
Hulk Hogan
I can’t think of anymore but please feel free to add on
A quick glance through the notes tells you who wasn’t there in 2007 just because they’re continuing the list
This is Mr Rogers erasure
IT B E G I N S! Welcome to the Pokemon Emerald Rainbowlocke Versus, a three-way race between myself, Peanutscratch, and Hamsterwings! The rules will be those of a basic Nuzlocke - with one catch: not only are all Pokemon locations, moves, abilities, and types randomized, but the sprite palettes are randomized to match the new typing! Things are about to get W I L D. Check out new episodes every Monday at 5pm EST, and don’t forget to subscribe and join our discord at discord.gg/nm7dBuy for updates!
I think I’m gonna try going on a soy sauce cleanse diet ;)
I just had a one-night-i-dreamt moment where i forgot to look at the name, damnit.
Pokémon Asks
Pokédex: Your perfect/favorite team
Exp. Share: Your first Pokémon game & when you played it
Lucky Egg: Your gym theme/team
Premier Ball: Favorite Gen I Pokémon
Pokéball: Favorite Gen II Pokémon
Great Ball: Favorite Gen III Pokémon
Cherish Ball: Favorite Gen IV Pokémon
Friend Ball: Favorite Gen V Pokémon
Luxury Ball: Favorite Gen VI Pokémon
Moon Ball: Favorite Gen VII Pokémon
Ultra Ball: Favorite Pseudo-legendary(ies)
Master Ball: Favorite Legendary(ies)
Apricorn: Favorite Fossil Pokémon
Bug Buzz: Favorite Bug type(s)
Dark Pulse: Favorite Dark type(s)
Draco Meteor: Favorite Dragon types(s)
Volt Switch: Favorite Electric types(s)
Moonblast: Favorite Fairy types(s)
Close Combat: Favorite Fighting types(s)
Flamethrower: Favorite Fire types(s)
Aerial Ace: Favorite Flying types(s)
Shadow Ball: Favorite Ghost types(s)
Razor Leaf: Favorite Grass types(s)
Earthquake: Favorite Ground types(s)
Powder Snow: Favorite Ice types(s)
Extreme Speed: Favorite Normal types(s)
Venoshock: Favorite Poison types(s)
Extrasensory: Favorite Psychic types(s)
Power Gem: Favorite Rock types(s)
Gyro Ball: Favorite Steel types(s)
Hydro Pump: Favorite Water types(s)
Pokemon HeartGold Team Poll!
Hey there! Thanks so much for supporting my Pokemon HeartGold Egglocke playthrough, it means a lot! However, I need your help again! The team I'll be using in Kanto will be based on viewers choice, so I need you to vote for the Pokemon you want to see! Vote for as many as you like - and I hope to see you on the other side of the Johto-Kanto border!
https://strawpoll.me/15959928
https://strawpoll.me/15959929
No Pulp tbh, is gonna win it’s gonna be hotdog vs marshmallow all over again
The 100% Orange Juice posts are too strong