this is ridiculous.

designation: peridot m!a: - ▼

[technologem]

mmm.

ill make you some neW top tier limb enhancers that look and function exactly like mine. as in theyre large and preVent you from doing most things and also they begin punching automatically When someone comes Within 10ft of you.

[technologem]

wow, sign me up.

[technologem]

taskforcescrunt

 the latest software update shorted out my limbs...

hahahahahahaha.

give me YOUR limbs.

[taskforcemovedblogz]

eVery day i Wake up to you fucking rock lesbians liVeblogging your sexual tension.

[soleconfidante-deactivated20160]

technologem replied to your post:I can’t spend ALL of my online time engaging with…

though im sure youd like to engage her in otherways.

I am going to delete your blog.

[technologem]

the latest software update shorted out my limbs enhancers......

[jeweledgold]

technologem That sounds barbaric and messy. I’ll never understand how this race continues to reproduce at such high rates.

[technologem]

i have no idea how they survive long enough to progress pass being any bigger than me in the first place but they constantly amaze me. 

[hotsauceicecream]

bold which gross/bad/annoying habits your muse has

[technologem]

triggers and unsanitary topics below!

chewing with mouth open II loud chewing II snoring II drooling when sleeping II nose picking II obsessive gossiping II smoking II chewing tobacco II spitting II nail biting II chewing/eating hair II swearing II cracking knuckles II licking utensils after baking/cooking II chewing gum II popping gum II road rage II tailgating II biting the ends of pens/pencils II unhygienic II never washes hands after using the toilet II wearing too much cologne II wearing too much perfume II embarrassing scratching II messy eater II constant texting II talking on a cell phone at an inappropriate time II picking teeth in public II gambling II bragging II excessive throat clearing II grinding teeth II littering II passing gas in public II nail clipping in public II shoplifting II talking during a movie II tapping pencil, fingers, etc. II belching/burping loudly II eavesdropping II helping yourself to someone’s fridge II leaving a mess behind II mimicking/mocking II poking II putting feet up on seat in front of you II slamming doors II staring without realizing II  shake their leg involuntarily II using air quotes II visiting unannounced

[taskforcetengu-deactivated20210]

technologem replied to your post:you people are giving me heartburn

you cant burn what is not there.

your name is green banksy

[technologem]

i dont know who that is but i dont approve of the comparison.

[technologem]

“clothed” and “nude” are not mutually exclusive and i will not stand for this.

[taskforcemovedblogz]

peridot confirmed nudist.

[technologem]

IM NOT NUDE! i just dont have clothes.

[technologem]

taskforcescrunt taskforcetengu hey. not true.

[blackholedone]

Exhausted & full of hate.

[jeweledgold]

Come now. I’ve eaten things before and I’m sure they were a lot less appealing than whatever a Java is.

[technologem]

it is a scalding drink and im not sure how humans consume it seeing as they are much weaker than the average gem. of course you can do what you want, but dont say i didnt warn you.

[soleconfidante-deactivated20160]

I am not here for others amusement!

[jeweledgold]

Alternatively I could just go to earth. I wonder what this “java” was that Peridot drank.

[technologem]

dont do it! it’s all disgusting. consuming things is abhorrent unless youre willing to deal with the consequences. 

[jeweledgold]

To be honest I’ve logged on today only to give her a lackluster response then return to my duties for a few hours. Recommend me blogs to follow. My dashboard is stale and I yearn for new subjects.

[technologem]

no one respectable uses this website, no one is here.