A creative title or something.

Me? Comatose? Yeah.

#{ offline }#Something vaguely creative

I'm gonna build a robot or something.

I have made a miscalculation and I'm probably going to end up getting my ass kicked for it.

It hasn’t even been a hour and you’ve already broken that swear.

I was kidding.

#Hal please protect me with your robot strength.

I didn’t mean for the psychotic robots to start following me back I’m genuinely terrified right now.

confuseb

fear square wave. right after saw fixes my leak again.

I know what this calls for.

More sleep.

You’re welcome times two.

What are you talking about?

I don’t believe I’ve left the apartment yet, although I did have a particularly odd shutdown sequence… Perhaps you are referring to that? I’m not exactly sure what the whole hullabaloo about that was but I do believe it was a few algorithms running haywire. With all the data from peeks around the island and also your silly gangster and black and white movies and those Indiana Jones fellow’s tracks I found stashed up in various places around the house, (which I am assuming at from impromptu pick up and drop offs as you got distracted) it wouldn’t be that surprising.

Or maybe you just had a bad dream?

You have been sleeping for like, seven days straight after all.

You’d assume stuff like that would screw with a guy’s mind.

Uh. Sure. Whatever.

Not like it matters anyway.

I'm just gonna, get my food now.

I didn't mean for the psychotic robots to start following me back I'm genuinely terrified right now.

Out of all the questions I have, I think the most important one is why is Hal being so nice to me?

I already regret following these robots.

You’re welcome.

Also I kind of figured you’d probably be hungry and or thirsty when you woke up after such a long nap so there’s orange juice in the fridge and I put some weird noodle heat up things in the microwave and I put it in for the minutes it said on the package and I think the plate is still in there so it should still be warm.

The oven mitts are in my clubhouse, sitting on the third chair counting from the one next to the kitchen doorway.

Damn, alright, thanks again.

I've got a quick question though.

When did you come home?

Actually earlier I got them out.

I did a handstand for like, thirty minutes, and they came rattling up and then I just had to stick my hand into my mouth and I put them on the table for you to find.

Oh.

Well thanks Hal.

WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?

I forgot to answer this mainly because I've been, y'know, sleeping, and honestly I don't know where I wanna visit I think I just wanna stay here in my apartment.

#tumblrbot

I swear I'll stop sleeping so much.

Is it even day seven or has it been longer. I just don't know anymore I've been asleep most of the time.

Day seven: I still don't have my keys.