Elsa.

Hey. Yes it is. No I'm not lying. No I don't want to build a snowman. have a nice day :)

[fakecel]

[surprise-adoption]

Bottle rocket under ice

[overtheunderpass]

rad 

[edwardspoonhands]

I’m pretty sure that the reason the ice fractured into six slices is the same reason snowflakes are often six sided and it has to do with the shape of a molecule of water and I just think that’s so freaking cool.

[opulene-archive]

How would it even stay lit though?

[orangejuiceaholic-deactivated20]

!!!!! it IS actually because of the structure of water molecules! Water molecules are fuckin weird, as are lots of other liquid substance molecules, because theyre shaped like fuckin HEXAGONS! hexagons are those weird, six-sided shapes that re very sturdy, but they dont tend to sit very well when stacked together. thats why, when you fill up a glass of water to its full capacity, it can go OVER the brim a little and not spill over. It’s also why water beads.

anyway, so since water is essentially made up of a gazillion little hexagons, it tends to gather into larger hexagons as it shapes together. this is not visible unless the water is in a solid form, aka ice. when the water is split, it tends to crack around the established hexagons. that bottle rocket exploded in the PERFECT place to show this phenomenon and its geeking me out.

ALSO! the bottle rocket stays lit because the fuse was definitely waterproof and made with magnesium and an oxidizer of some sort. this means that they will burn underwater because they dont need the oxygen from the air to stay lit. thats so fucking weird isnt it. im tipsy and its the 4th of july. sorry for the science haha

[inside-us-only-stars]

Don’t you dare apologize for science

[extradimensionaldream]

💧💧💧

[lousirthe3rd-deactivated2022080]

The meanest crip walk I have ever seen

[onlyblackgirl]

Smooth as fuck

[smmamm]

friend: are you okay? me: *trying out coffins* why do you ask?

[monochromaticblack]

“be stubborn about your goals but flexible about your methods.” the best advice I’ve ever received.

[joshpeck]

this changed me as a person

[eternal-nova-deactivated2018011]

I’m in tears!

[lady-fett]

I just want to know how the writers of snl knew about my very specific sexual fantasy

[weloveshortvideos]

[disgustinganimals]

Don’t hire this cleaning service

[setheverman]

i will hire this cleaning service immediately, don’t tell me what to do

[crazyintheeast]

Americans: We did it guys! The pedophile lost the election with over twenty thousand votes! More then 1%. It’s a miracle. I am so proud to be an American! Go Alabama!

The rest of the of the world:

[unbotheredmuse]

stop overthinking

[mementt0mori-deactivated2020051]

Bitch I can’t

[tellyjpg]

i really wish everyone had good hearts and good intentions for others. honestly.

[just-shower-thoughts]

When people talk about traveling to the past, they worry about radically changing the present by doing something small, but barely anyone in the present really thinks that they can radically change the future by doing something small.

[zephyrzeitgeist]

…dude.

[meanplastic]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[pennsylvanian-patriot-deactivat]

[unclebeanbag]

That’s kind of a thing you’d not need to do if you were… you know… human…

[yourownpetard]

We open on a psychologist’s office.

Zuckerberg: *licks his own eyeball*

Psychologist: Ok, first up, don’t do that.

[tonbou]

[kimmismiles-blog]

[humansofnewyork]

“My first thought was ‘Oh no.’ I wasn’t ready for a kid. Her mother and I were fuck-ups and addicts. I’d just finished seven years in jail for robbery. But everything changed on Valentines Day, 1992. That’s when I found out the baby was going to be a girl. Right away I started buying all this girly stuff. I was excited. I became more civil. I was going to raise my daughter to be kind and respectful to everyone. So I became that person. And she became that person too. Every day I picked her up from school after work. We went to theaters, and museums, and Disney World three different times. Every year on my birthday we dressed up and got tea at the Four Seasons. She ended up being the valedictorian of her class. She went to Duke on a full scholarship. Now she’s in law school at NYU. I look at her and I think that she must have done all this by herself. Because I’m kinda ‘street.’ I grew up in the projects. And she’s gone so much farther than I ever could. So I always thought I had nothing to do with it. But I have friends who tell me that I made a big difference. And I did always teach her to work hard and do her best. And she told me recently, that when she had to write an essay for her SAT, she called it: ‘My Father, My Hero.’”

[gumtooth]

Ripley’s Believe It Or Not: she cute

[gumtooth]

today has been rough. hopefully ripley can help ease some of your anxiety and bring a little brightness to your day