Backstage Pick-Up Lines

Because black is sexy.

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I have all the cue numbers written in my book, but I don’t seem to have yours

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I'm like a cue-to-cue: longer than expected and I'll make you want to scream

Backstage Pick-Up Lines

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I wish you were a cue, so I can standby and hold you

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You’re like a Stage Manager’s kit, ‘cos you got everything I need!

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I'll take your clothes off faster than a quick-change

Backstage Pick-Up Lines

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You're hotter than a Source 4 on a testing day

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Wow guys, 69 followers. This is like Thanksgiving and Christmas/Hanukkah/Kwanza all at once.

If anyone has any pickup lines they’d like to see on this blog, feel free to submit requests and suggestions.

You guys are awesome, and happy teching!

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I love you more than I love gaff tape

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Hand me that driver… I wanna screw you

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Are you a follow spot? Because you light up my world

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Seeing you gets me so cyc-ed up

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I hope you’re not a prop, because I really wanna touch you

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Are you my stage manager? 'Cause I'd do anything for you

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Is it Tech Week? Cause I have a feeling we won’t be getting any sleep tonight ;)

Backstage Pick-Up Lines

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Just because they wear black doesn’t mean they’re invisible. So thank all those technical folk who work to make the stage look lovely and the show run smoothly.