Theatrical Pick-Up Lines

I'll show you a hard-patch

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You must be talking MIDI, because you’re firing my cues!

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You may not send DMX, but you are my ShowBaby

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When on the timeline can I tween your content?

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You must bench a lot, because I clearly focus on you

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ANTI-PICK UP

You must be Masonite, because I’d like to screw you down and walk all over you

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We should make like projectors and blend our edges together

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You must be a Projection Designer, because I’d like to pick up your ‘tab’ before you ‘go’

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Don’t worry, although I’m a Stage Manager, I won’t be calling for “quiet in my house”

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Does the “QT” on the schedule refer to “Quiet Time” or you?

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You must be a cheeseborough, because you really bring our pipes together

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You should be like a side arm and bring your clamp to my pipe

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You must be the tech director, because you make me a bit bigger than planned

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I hope there are a lot of transitions, becuase I like going into your tops and bottoms

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You must  be a smartfade, because I'd like to press your magic button

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You're like an A-frame--cause you make me quite high when I straddle you

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It's no longer a Dry Tech after I see you

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You must take up 512 channels, because you're the only thing in my universe!