let's go let's go let's go

Alex. Writer/DIYer/hot mess. 30s. She/her or they/them. EN/FR OK. Sometimes NSFW, mostly not. Perpetually on some bullshit.

[demonfoxbunny]

me: so you're sure the operating theater is perfectly sterile? emo surgeon: *putting on fingerless nitrile gloves* absolutely.

[nycswebhead]

theres a new villain roaming around new york that has all the powers of a tapir. give me an hour or two im gonna go google what the fuck tapirs do ill let you know if we need to be scared

[nycswebhead]

OK it seems if you are fruits or berries this is really really bad news for you otherwise youre fine

[sailormaya]

alright wise guy

[escuerzoresucitado]

[shopwitchvamp]

We need to learn from this. It's time for Beijing bikini summer.

[elorein]

[dailycatsblog]

[a-delicate-touch]

some of y'all are in denial that you have a fetish and it makes me sad fr

[a-delicate-touch]

if you:

can't cum unless x is involved in sex

get incredibly horny and aroused when x IS involved in sex

don't find interest in sex if x is not involved in some way shape or form

then congratulations, you have a fetish!! and there's absolutely nothing wrong with that! fetish isnt a bad or ugly thing, it's just something that's a part of your sexuality, and it's nothing to be ashamed of.

unless you're into that 😉

[i-suggest-vore]

Hey if you don't have a fetish but are on the lookout for one then I have a suggestion

[a-delicate-touch]

and what fetish would that be user i-suggest-vore

[i-suggest-vore]

Feet

[lakevida]

im going to drink a $7 light beer at the zoo and become the jane goodall of leafcutter ants

[miamaimania]

Pigeon 215 by Unknown ⌘ Water bends to nature’s simple needs

[indigosfindings]

"i look forward to hearing back" implies a beautiful world that runs on sense-direction combinations. i smell sideways to tasting up. i palpate inwards to listening diagonal, so that i can hunger clockwise

[animentality]

[doubleca5t]

Supermassive Black Hole lends itself to soundtracking one thing and one thing alone and that is a strip club. Supermassive Black Hole is the most perfect strip club rock song I've ever heard. I've heard rock songs *about* strip clubs that feel less suited to a strip club than Supermassive Black Hole. I have heard songs where sex is explicitly described in the lyrics that feel less sexy than Supermassive Black Hole. Supermassive Black Hole is a song so disgustingly, flagrantly, enticingly slutty that I sometimes feel legitimately shocked that it was made by a band that most people make fun of for sounding like if Radiohead sold out after their first album. It is a crowning achievement in stripper music that may never be topped in our lifetime. It is best known for soundtracking the scene in the first Twilight movie where they play baseball.

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[oldrockinghouse]

CAIRN #3 (3 STACK), Yoonmi Nam, 2023

[ladyoftheharbour]

i've never been to the southern us i get all my information from tennessee williams plays

[ladyoftheharbour]

everyone in the south is a repressed homosexual

[yellow-cat]

some days are really hard and it can be difficult to understand why. but usually its probably because my blood is haunted

[podcastwizard]

hey sorry it's just that i don't think i'm very good at being a person. thanks for letting me try with you, anyway.