Small Bi And Ready To Cry

I just reblog pretty pictures and feminist things with a smattering of fandom. And I really want to be your friend.

[teddy-hosevelt]

matte lipstick: sucks every ounce of moisture out your lips

lip gloss: betrays you when the wind starts blowing hair in your face

chapstick: your boring ass best friend that will always have your back

[ithelpstodream]

[teddy-hosevelt]

*being murdered*

finally

*is reincarnated as myself*

why

[timeaway]

My kink is not opening messages and pretending theyre not there

[bodyglitter]

[calemor]

@explainingthejoke?

[explainingthejoke]

The image is of two tweets.

The first one includes a selfie of a person sitting in a car. It’s captioned: y’all my man is so cute, look at the selfie he just sent me

The second is by a person named Annie, who says in reply to the first tweet, Your man just asked me if I’m ok

This is a reference to Michael Jackson’s “Smooth Criminal.” In that song, Michael repeatedly asks someone named Annie if they’re okay. This Twitter user named Annie is joking that the person in the selfie looks like Michael Jackson.

He kind of does.

[anancientheart]

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

[anancientheart]

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

[straightboyfriend]

true story 100% real not lie (not fake all real)

i was on a boat in the middle of the ocean & a shark kink shamed me so i punched it & all the fish cheered me on & clapped

[dlubes]

this is true i was one of the fish

[210pm]

im the shark kink

[dankasauruswrex]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Plot twist. (via Jonny_Wags)

[heckifiknowcomics]

[teddy-hosevelt]

mental illness in a nutshell

literally anyone: are you ok?

me: you mean like your standards ok or my standards ok

[tunte]

[teddy-hosevelt]

me: *impulsively tells someone a fucked up thing about myself*

them: that doesn't sound healthy

me: yeah lol

me: *thinks about what i told them for 5 hours*

me: why the fuck

[teddy-hosevelt]

Quiet room.

Everyone else:

Me:

My stomach: F̣̮̙͈̖͉̥͎̂ͩ̎̉͝͞ͅĘ̪̱̪̭̘́ͭ̉̽̈̅͂E̶̱̱̣͖͉͖̮̦̲̾̈́͗̿D̬͓̫̪̝͍͓̻̒̍̔̍͛̐̀ ̩̩͇̣̝̩̜͌ͩ̐̆̉ͪ̉̇M̈ͫͅẺ̾̒͏̧̡͓̦̫̘ͅ

[gore-may-cupcake-deactivated202]

Hey demons it’s me, ya boi

[onlytwitterpics]

[leftboob-enthusiast]

These are my new earrings I got today and I’m going to wear them at work for some subtle fuck off vibes