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We are a group of admins and pokemon fanatics dedicated to bringing you awesomeness. And funny pictures. And free pokemon sometimes. Like us on Facebook! The main admin you'll find on the account without a tag is me, ~ Psychic ~. I'm 19, female and adore Pokemon as well as a slew of other animes, mangas, fandoms, you name it. :> Another admin who has access to the tumblr is ~Dark.

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That poor freak of nature. :'c

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Sooo, I went to JcPenny's today to buy a dress and saw this in the cooking section..Naturally, I had to do something about it. 

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Any Attack On Titan fans out there? I just got these cases in the mail today. :3 Which one should I use first?

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Screw you homework, I'm ready for summer! (http://tinyurl.com/nqzaz6t)

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I'm bored in class and I want to answer questions. Or request some things you want to see. Could be doodles, certain Pokemon, whatever. :3

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[OC] Dat form though. (http://tinyurl.com/kyue4m7)

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This is so freakin' cute!! I can't choose which one I like the most. :0 (http://tinyurl.com/p6r2rwb) original

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Let me hug you <3

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Now my laptop is all decked out, too. I couldn’t be happier!

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My favorite Miiverse drawing yet.

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Couple of my Miiverse doodles for you guys. :>

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My left arm feels like it's flailing right now ever since I got bloodwork done yesterday. That or I feel slight pains...To me it looks like this ^. I don't like it. e_e

http://fav.me/d4t7d15 <- original

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OH, DEAR GOD THE MUSHROOMS FINALLY GOT TO TAMAKI.

I was watching the official Ouran bloopers and I couldn't resist. .v .

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[OC] I saw this picture on Facebook and had to make a meme out of it. This feels right

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Went to MegaCon yesterday with one of my best friends and she bought me this. :3 And I'm curious to see if I get it. 60 notes on this and I'll show you guys the cosplay I used. :0

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Guys, let me tell you about orcas.

Orca whales are mean motherfuckers. They cruise the oceans with only two things in mind: one, having sex, and two, eating every poor fuck they find out there that’s smaller than them. They are such badass motherfuckers that even great white motherfucking sharks don’t dare fuck with them, which in my books, places them above the sperm whale as Biggest Badass of the Ocean. And why don’t sharks bother them, you may wonder? Because orcas fucking learned that if you flip a shark over they go into a sort of coma, so now they do it intentionally so they can eat the motherfucking sharks. Not only that, but orcas have also learned how to hunt sperm whales and motherfucking sea birds.

The orca whale lives in a matriarchal pod. Every pod has unique hunting methods and whatnot, which is passed down from parent to offspring- these scary fuckers have formed civilizations. And what do they do for fun, apart from hopping around on the water’s surface and grinning like crazy mofos? They hunt for fun, going so far as to tip over ice floes and beach themselves just for the thrill of killing.

Now, I know what you’re thinking. Orca whales are too damn cute and smiley looking to be heartless predators of the sea. Well, let me counter-argue with this photo:

THOSE ARE NOT THE TEETH OF A CREATURE THAT WANTS TO BE YOUR FRIEND.

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Reblogging for excellent commentary.

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Why has nobody mentioned what’s happening in the original gif?

This is how orcas hunt - or, it’s one of the ways they do. They have a ton of tricks and techniques they use to fuck up everything below them on the food chain, and that gif portrays my personal favorite.

Orcas will literally BEACH THEMSELVES to grab unsuspecting seals (or whatever else happens to be splashing around in the surf) and snarf them down like hot dogs. Yeah, that’s right. This is a 6-ton apex predator, crashing right out of the fucking water to snatch their prey right off the beach. Any other animal that size would get stuck there and die, but do you see that fucker? He fucking wriggles right back into the surf. An orca can get all the way up onto dry land and still manage to wiggle their way back into the water to fuck up more shit on another day. There is literally no other sea-dwelling creature of comparative size with that ability - most sea animals lack the muscular strength to move without enough water supporting their weight.

Orcas have also been known to eat moose. Yeah, that’s right. Fucking MOOSE.

You don’t fuck with orcas.

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Remember that orcas also eat white sharks and baby whales. They basically eat anything available, like humans. (They also speak different languages depending the area where they live - for example New Zealand orcas have a twist in their language, while Canada orcas spoke with more musical and longer tone. Family pods also have different dialects. And every orca has a unique voice of its own!)

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What I essentially gathered from this post is that orcas are the true superior species on this planet and the only reason we aren’t extinct is because orcas haven’t evolved enough to totally survive on land.

Yet.