Pikated

Trust no man & Fear no bitch Snapchat: teddycsy Instagram: teddy_syc

[deejay]

Reblog if you need this energy

[3dbabyfromallymcbeal]

[not-like-the-restaurant]

Friend: “Hey, I haven’t seen you in forever! how are you?”

me: “Fine, thanks.”

Lemony Snicket from outta nowhere: “Of course, in this case, ‘fine’ is only meant to reassure. She has never been less fine, nor was she ever fine in the first place. Here, the word ‘fine’ could be defined as ‘I am actually slowly dying on the inside, but don’t wish for anyone to worry’.

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[toastbutteregg]

[thelovelybones124-deactivated20]

I’m sorry if I’ve ever been that toxic person in someone’s life &/or hindered anyone’s growth. Even in the smallest of ways

[justsomeantifas]

lol

[republicansareahategroup]

Reblog in 30 seconds for good luck

[missilia-amorii]

[whiteyoda]

[mysharona1987]

[skinnyorganicchemist]

[monkeysaysficus]

Reblog to support jar-opening lesbians

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

This is the Sue Perkins of Jar Opening Lesbians

Reblog for success in opening jars on the first try for the rest of the year!

[red-admiral-cupcakes]

And may this gift follow you into the new year

[ruinedchildhood]

[Retweet]

[juno-infernal]

i hate oversharing on this blue hellsite but like. what’s my alternative? talking to someone? another human? with words? i don’t fucking think so

[space-finally]

Things both bisexuals and asexuals are, appearantly:

1) gay and in denial

2) straight and looking for attention

[geekandmisandry]

Schrodinger’s Queer

[retrogamingblog]

Eeveelution T-shirts made by chocolateraisinfury

[baracknobama]

The American Dream Tired Of Being Tired Bad Habits Camp Firewood

[aki-anyway]

[bob-belcher]

[lilnasxvevo]

It’s really not a “gen z are funnier than millennials” thing it’s just that high schoolers are consistently the funniest people alive no matter what year it is

[hummingbirdbandit]

It’s the insanity of being stuck in a building with a thousand other people your age who are all chronically sleep-deprived and panicking.