[teefiesofgod]

tag list because searching my own blog on mobile is a nightmare

[ceruleanheaven]

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

[ceruleanheaven]

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

[ceruleanheaven]

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

[and-my-sword]

a princess who only has her hands to entertain herself in the night and the knight who shares a bedroom wall with her and is being tested by god

[wolftoes]

She's doing shadow puppets and the knight can't see who's making them

[and-my-sword]

tags by @wolftoes

[mobjack878]

knight x princess yuri in Plato's Allegory of the Cave. is this what we're doing now

[lawoftheclaw]

[swanlakereturns]

the nastiest pornographers in the land are drawing your heraldic beast looking doe-eyed and lame in the jaws of my heraldic beast

[collectivenothingness]

aquarium date? sorry, I mean museum date? sorry, I mean planetarium date? sorry, I mean botanical garden date? sorry, I mean grocery shopping together? sorry, I mean

[hemipenal-system]

look if you call something a sex dungeon it had better actually have a dungeon aesthetic going on

[hemipenal-system]

sex dungeon:

not a sex dungeon:

[willjulep]

Can you guys watch my fairy tale prince with the lamb motif and my jaded knight who sees himself as nothing more than a starving and desperate wolf while I step out for a moment? And DON'T 🫵 let them kiss.

[vv-itchy]

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Me, tears streaming down my face, sobbing, as I stare at the stars: it’s just so beautiful

The medieval peasant I went back in time to give a bag of Doritos to, concerned: what terrible and powerful sorcerers they must have in your age, to be able to veil the vault of heaven itself from view, as you say

Me, sniffling: I didn’t realize, I can’t, it’s so much, I, I… are the chips good, at least?

Medieval peasant, trying to make me feel better: they’re… magical, strange traveler

[komistchefrau]

[bluwubewwy]

The reliable mutual has liked your post

The mysterious pervert has reblogged your post

[forsakenmoonenchanter24]

Helpppppp she is not bouncing on it She is ripping it clean off!!!

[twirlingfreckles]

they call it bloodlust because it’s meant to turn you on

[beastliness]

that man is beautiful like ripe fruit to me and I am approaching him with a paring knife

[rockergiirl]

*getting a tarot reading* the tower, a-another tower, and... a plane

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

haven't seen hadestown but my understanding of the plot is: Local woman visits parents, returns to find unsupervised husband has invented global warming