not alive but not dead either

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[e-rose]

[tpwrtrmnky]

This doesn't apply to me because my strategy only fails when I don't have perfect control over my immediate surroundings and routines! Hah!

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

the last food you ate is your nickname now how is it going

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Voting ended onJul 20

[veeranger]

[laeffy]

Hey tumblr???? Hey fucking tumblr?????

[thyrell]

her what

[thyrell]

does anyone know whag the rest of it says

[racistspiderman]

More women

[sevey6]

Thank god they decided to make more

[somesaypoetry]

Wow

Dolly Parton has really been hard at work

[cumbacon]

But In doing so…she created her biggest enemy…Jolene

[ichikun]

[netherworldpost]

;)

[lazylittledragon]

lore intermission bc i saw mcr last week and i still haven't recovered

[tastylemonbread]

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

[didderd-reblogs]

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

[sweatermuppet]

may the sun shine on yr leg hair often this summer

[hangsawoman]

therapist: and what do we say when we feel like this?

me: no live organism can continue to exist sanely under conditions of absolute reality

therapist: no

[lazer-exe]

I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare

[rationalisms]

using a pumice stone isn't very butch of you

i need you to know that this is already a top contender for funniest anon message of the year for me

[depsidase]

[qi-mera]

More of you need to learn about these ☝️

[jadenebula]

[sm2k99]

the for you page thinks I'm a gnome

[t00thpasteface]

sorry to everyone out there who thinks they have the funniest tshirt but i think i can confidently say i just saw the actual funniest tshirt just now. i passed by a beautiful black woman with long multicolor braids blowing majestically in the beach breeze & she was wearing an oversized tshirt that said in gigantic letters "WHITE BOY OF THE YEAR"