not alive but not dead either

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[zillanovikov]

every year I post this meme and every year people get more mad at me than they did the previous year

[chemie-stef]

I also need to engage with this tradition

[oldbootbutch]

You are allowed to find things hot in theory while also never wanting to actually do them in real life btw. You can get off on whatever wild shit in your imagination and still prefer to be very vanilla in real life. Or not want to have sex at all in real life. You don't owe the universe anything in exchange for your dirty mind.

[e-rose]

[tpwrtrmnky]

This doesn't apply to me because my strategy only fails when I don't have perfect control over my immediate surroundings and routines! Hah!

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

the last food you ate is your nickname now how is it going

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Voting ended onJul 20

[veeranger]

[laeffy]

Hey tumblr???? Hey fucking tumblr?????

[thyrell]

her what

[thyrell]

does anyone know whag the rest of it says

[racistspiderman]

More women

[sevey6]

Thank god they decided to make more

[somesaypoetry]

Wow

Dolly Parton has really been hard at work

[cumbacon]

But In doing so…she created her biggest enemy…Jolene

[ichikun]

[netherworldpost]

;)

[lazylittledragon]

lore intermission bc i saw mcr last week and i still haven't recovered

[tastylemonbread]

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

[didderd-reblogs]

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

[sweatermuppet]

may the sun shine on yr leg hair often this summer

[hangsawoman]

therapist: and what do we say when we feel like this?

me: no live organism can continue to exist sanely under conditions of absolute reality

therapist: no

[lazer-exe]

I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare

[rationalisms]

using a pumice stone isn't very butch of you

i need you to know that this is already a top contender for funniest anon message of the year for me

[depsidase]

[qi-mera]

More of you need to learn about these ☝️

[jadenebula]