analiese

>:)

[teathattast]

bless

[kawaki]

i don’t think you guys understand how much I think about this vid

[creaturey]

i’m reading mattress topper reviews on amazon and i just love this one…. who are these variously shaped gays

[gorejock]

the sizes of the second two are literally fucking crazy. i cant even wrap my head around this. 

[plasmalogical]

the 4'9 guy has 25 pounds on the 6'7 guy

[wetorturedsomefolks]

this man’s boyfriends are waluigi and wario

[make--it--gayer]

[veztemporana-deactivated2019061]

bonus:

[scumbagsblog]

I’ve never seen this with the update and it makes it so much funnier

[bombgirls-deactivated20190827]

saw a milf today…. effervescent.

[havocs-archived]

tumblr PLEASE stop recommending me Sasuke’s Morgue

[havocs-archived]

[praguegirl]

riverdale plots i made up

aliens get addicted to jingle jangle and abduct jughead, archie tries to get him back while betty does a face mask

veronica goes to ikea for the first time

toni finds out she can talk to snakes and confides in cheryl, then becomes distressed when she discovers cheryl has never heard of harry potter

archie and andrew garfield become good friends so jughead tries to kill himself

gay kevin gets lost in the woods for 2 weeks and no one notices

the gang holds a seance to get an evil spirit out of betty

archie becomes homeless and starts living in the zoo in the tiger enclosure

andrew garfield is sick after madchen amick poisoned him so his husband jake gyllenhaal has to step in and run the riverdale PTA’s annual bake sale

when pop’s gets a bad yelp review, jughead drops out of high school to become a priest

one of archie’s youtube videos goes viral, josie and the pussycats teach archie how to read so he can read the comments

the gang find out jughead’s dads won’t let him watch R-rated movies and everything he’s told them about pulp fiction is a lie

cheryl learns how to play the ukulele

[hajsndskskmsnxndn-deactivated20]

me and all my gay friends trying to sit together

[sunfortune-archive]

Instagram is the funniest place on the planet

[rosecrystal]

when margaret atwood said “the desire to be loved is the last illusion. give it up and you will be free”

[sridevi]

[tariqah]

[shiftythrifting]

every zodiac sign was correct except for the multiple Squarius charms

[aesopquarriman]

the care bears always make fun of bedtime bear bc hes tired all the time and accidentally falls asleep but its only bc he stays up all night to make sure that everyone else sleeps well and to banish nightmares and protect people

[tsuki-dono-7-deactivated2019102]

[3rdeyechakra]

[antiandrogen]

me when i let a man make me have feelings

[magnetplanet-deactivated2017090]

and judas is the demon i cling to…………………………………………………

[thetomska]

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