if sheâs your girl why did she put a cup over me and slide a piece of paper underneath so she could gently carry me outside

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@teenwool
if sheâs your girl why did she put a cup over me and slide a piece of paper underneath so she could gently carry me outside
Too real
It took me a solid 3 minutes to process this venn diagram and I loved every second of it.
three older motorcyclists pulled up behind my car when i was at a stoplight and they were just. investigating. so shocked and confused. grappling with the punchline, struggling, grasping for some semblance of understanding, only to find none. i love gen z humor dumbfounding old men.
i never mentioned that this is my bumper sticker
there r real teens out there who think discovering nirvana is a special achievementÂ
isnt that kinda the whole point of buddhism
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google just made me so emo
oh my god I canât stop crying
From a strictly marketing standpoint. This is the best ad of all time. LikeâŠwell fucking done Google.
Iâm not crying youâre crying
so ready for 2018. letâs do this.
superiorbiscuits:
#THIS IS SO ACCURATE
I understood the classifications before but now I Get Them? Like this explained so much
[clenches fist] i just really love space
This is what the animal crossing developers think âcoolâ means
theyre damn right yhou fucking moron
40-50 years from now, teens are going to be groaning about how they should have been born in the 90s/00s to grow up in the time era of âyoungâ Niall Horan so they could go to his concerts, go to his meet and greets, fan girl and take part in that. And my DUDES, we are currently living in THAT era NOW. We are literally existing in the same time era as Niall.
Spell to Get Someone to Leave You the Fuck Alone
Materials:
salt
Throw salt at your intended target and say, âStay the fuck away from me.â
If it doesnât work the first time, repeat and aim for the eyes.
If this continues to fail, track down one of those Himalayan salt lamps that are basically a 6lb pointy rock and start hitting them with it until they go away.
Anything can be a spell of unconsciousness if you throw it hard enough
a golden retriever who loves to garden đ»
Bring on those April showers.