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if she’s your girl why did she put a cup over me and slide a piece of paper underneath so she could gently carry me outside

theshitneyspears

Too real

womaninthehighlands

It took me a solid 3 minutes to process this venn diagram and I loved every second of it.

transheadcrab

three older motorcyclists pulled up behind my car when i was at a stoplight and they were just. investigating. so shocked and confused. grappling with the punchline, struggling, grasping for some semblance of understanding, only to find none. i love gen z humor dumbfounding old men.

transheadcrab

i never mentioned that this is my bumper sticker

jncoes

there r real teens out there who think discovering nirvana is a special achievement

seekers-whoarelovers-deactivate

isnt that kinda the whole point of buddhism

ripe

ig: bo_mang_co 😽

bob-belcher

sieunies

google just made me so emo

felicitysmoak-queeen

oh my god I can’t stop crying

beingbreannaleigh

From a strictly marketing standpoint. This is the best ad of all time. Like…well fucking done Google.

worldwariotwo

I’m not crying you’re crying

tyleroakley

so ready for 2018. let’s do this.

softlenaluthor

theonlinemuse

superiorbiscuits:

#THIS IS SO ACCURATE

dess-daily

I understood the classifications before but now I Get Them? Like this explained so much

eclipsc-deactivated20160528

[clenches fist] i just really love space

nerdjpg

This is what the animal crossing developers think “cool” means

susandotcom-deactivated20210224

theyre damn right yhou fucking moron

jamesniallar

40-50 years from now, teens are going to be groaning about how they should have been born in the 90s/00s to grow up in the time era of “young” Niall Horan so they could go to his concerts, go to his meet and greets, fan girl and take part in that. And my DUDES, we are currently living in THAT era NOW. We are literally existing in the same time era as Niall.

shiftythrifting

sleepydryad-blog

Spell to Get Someone to Leave You the Fuck Alone

Materials:

salt

Throw salt at your intended target and say, “Stay the fuck away from me.”

If it doesn’t work the first time, repeat and aim for the eyes.

ignescent

If this continues to fail, track down one of those Himalayan salt lamps that are basically a 6lb pointy rock and start hitting them with it until they go away.