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YOU ARE THE REASON

if i look back, i am lost
đ©” avery cochrane đ©”

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@tehsarahdoll
One of the things I love most about Eleutherophobia is how you handled Rachel's return. You didn't undermine the impact of her death in the final battleâinstead, you found a way to bring her back that felt both realistic and believable. I also really appreciate how you explored the consequences of her death and return, not just for Rachel herself but for everyone around her. Watching her struggle to fit into a world that has moved on without her and having to rebuild her life from scratch since she can't fit into her old live anymore makes her journey feel incredibly authentic and emotionally compelling.
Honestly, if Disney ever adapts the entire Animorphs series and decides to continue the story afterward, I hope they take inspiration from what you've done here.
Okay, first:
Second: OP, genuinely, thank you for the compliment in the spirit in which it was meant. I'm so glad you enjoyed the story, because I've had a lot of fun writing it and knowing other people had fun reading it makes the whole project worth it.
Third...
New nightmare of takedown notices and spurious copyright claims by the Media Monopoly Mouse unlocked.
Steve Irwin in a Jaeger would be entertaining.
Look over there. Thereâs a Catergory 3 Kaiju. Biggest one yet.Â
Ahâm gonna wrassle with it.Â
#yeah but whoâs his drift partner. a crocodile. just a crocodile. its not a special or humanoid croc its literally just a croc strapped in.
THIS IS THE THIRD TIME IâVE REBLOGGED THIS BUT I DONâT CARE BECAUSE IT HAS IMPROVED EVERY TIME
Croc Brain: Bite and death roll.
Steve Irwin: Bite and death roll it is mate!
[id. A twitter post by @/Bennieeexyz Jury duty letter came addressed to my cat. Not a mistake. "Felix Martinez" - that's his full name according to his vet records. My last name. His first name. Somehow he's a registered voter now. Called the county clerk. Me: My cat got summoned for jury duty. Clerk: Is the name correct on the summons? Me: Yes, but he's a cat. Clerk: Is Felix Martinez a legal resident of this county? Me: He's a legal cat. Clerk: Sir, if the name matches our records, he needs to appear or file an exemption. Me: He can't file anything. He has paws. Clerk: You can file on his behalf. Me: Under what exemption? There's no box for "is a cat." Clerk: (pause) Check "unable to serve due to medical reasons." Me: What's the medical reason? Clerk: He's a cat. Me: That's not a medical condition. Clerk: It is if it prevents him from serving. Sent in the form. Got rejected two weeks later. "Insufficient documentation. Please provide medical professional's statement." Took the letter to my vet. Me: I need you to write that my cat can't do jury duty. Vet: Why is your cat summoned for jury duty? Me: Excellent question. No good answer. Vet: This is the weirdest request I've gotten. Me: Can you just write that he's medically unfit to serve? Vet: On what grounds? Me: He's a cat. Vet: (started typing) "Patient is unable to serve due to species-related limitations including inability to speak, read, or comprehend legal proceedings." Me: Perfect. Sent it in. Got another rejection. "Summons is mandatory. Failure to appear will result in contempt of court." My roommate thought this was hilarious. Roommate: Felix is going to jail. Me: This is serious. Roommate: Bring him to court. See what happens. Decided that was actually the only option left. Day of jury duty, put Felix in his carrier. Brought the entire paper trail of rejection letters. Checked in at the courthouse. Clerk: Name? Me: Felix Martinez. Clerk: (looked at the cat carrier) Is that Felix? Me: Yes. Clerk: (long stare) He's a cat. Me: I've been saying that for six weeks. Clerk: Why didn't you file an exemption? Me: I filed three. All rejected. Showed her the letters. She read through them, expression shifting from confusion to disbelief. Clerk: Someone rejected the veterinary documentation? Me: Twice. Clerk: (called her supervisor over) You need to see this. Supervisor read everything. Looked at Felix. Looked at me. Supervisor: How did a cat get registered to vote? Me: You tell me. Supervisor: This is a data error. Me: Took you six weeks to figure that out. They dismissed Felix immediately. Apologized for the inconvenience. Supervisor: We'll remove him from the voter registry. Me: Appreciate it. Supervisor: (pause) Out of curiosity, how would he have voted? Me: Probably whatever party supports universal treats. Got a formal apology letter a week later and a voter registration card. For me this time. Apparently I wasn't registered, but my cat was. Roommate: Felix committed voter fraud. Me: Felix committed nothing. He's innocent. Roommate: That's what they all say. Felix is sleeping on the jury summons now. Fitting end to his legal career. end id]
Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.
Josephine Cochrane (first commercially scalable dishwasher)
several people were involved in developing washing machines, and none can be as easily pointed to as Cochrane with the dishwasher, so here is a Wiki entry to read about that in its entirety
There should be statues of her in every major city. Bless you, Ms. Cochrane.
i am about to bestow upon you the secret butter technique. i am sorry, but it is french. i am sorry again, this only works with cow butter. i am certain plant based butters wouldnât work, and alternative animal butters may or may not work
has this ever been you: you have a nicely steamed vegetable, or maybe you want to make the best butter noodles, but you know that if you put butter on those itâll just melt and you end with kind of greasy noodles or vegetables? donât you wish it was instead a luscious buttery glaze?
introducing: beurre monté
you will take a small sauce pan, and begin heating it with 1-2 tablespoons of water (use very little water) and bring it to a hard simmer or boil
turn the heat down slightly, and add Butter. how much? however much you dare. (start with 3-4 tablespoons and go from there)
you are going to either whisk Aggressively or you can pick up the saucepan, still holding it over the heat, and swirl aggressively so the butter is skating around the sides of the pan
done correctly, you will have liquid butter that is still emulsified. you have made Butter Sauce. season it with a little salt, and toss whatever you want in it.
if youâre butter splits, iâm sorry. you didnât agitate it enough to maintain the emulsion, and now you have melted butter.
you can use this knowledge to make other sauces by swapping out the water for another liquid. white wine becomes beurre blanc. red wine is beurre rogue.
you want to CUM? sweat minced shallot in a tiny bit of butter, add white wine and cook it out until itâs reduced by about half. then whisk butter in hard. a few flecks of minced thyme or fennel frond stirred thru, and you eat that with a nice seared fish? or scallop? or even shrimp? wow. you will Nut
your boxed mac and cheese game can also be elevated by cooking your pasta and making a beurre montĂ© first, tossing your pasta in that and adding the cheese packet. wow. hey; youâll cum
go forth now with this butter secret
five notes?? this is why i donât tell you all anything
they should invent a job that doesn't affect your schedule or energy level that you don't have to go to if you don't want but you still get paid
so, like, universal basic income?
reblogs were off
#At this point they're just feeding him prime ministers - via @copiccrow
Royal Birthdays for today, June 24th:
Philippa of Hainault, Queen of England, 1314
Joan of Valois, Queen of Navarre, 1343
Isabella del Balzo, Queen of Naples, 1465
Elizabeth of Denmark, Electress of Brandenburg, 1485
Joanna of Austria, Princess of Portugal, 1535
Mustafa I, Ottoman Sultan, 1591
Alexandra Nikolaevna, Russian Grand Duchess, 1825
Mercedes of Orleans, Queen of Spain, 1860
George, Prince of Greece and Denmark, 1869
David Bagration, Prince of Georgia, 1976
âBecause the truth is, tech doesnât have an image problem. It doesnât have a message problem. It has an intention problem. Whatâs wrong with the axe murderer who broke into my house is not that he hasnât successfully persuaded me to buy into his narrative. Whatâs wrong is that heâs trying to kill me with an axe. Similarly, when you launch a product thatâs designed to put millions of people out of work, block access to sources of verifiable truth, replace human creativity with slop, and lower the barriers to every sort of atrocity, the problem isnât that you havenât told the public a good story about those things. The problem is that you are trying to do them.â
â The 40 Most Rage-Inducing Problems in Tech
Everyone should be aware of nitter.net
for any address to twitter you can replace the âx.comâ with ânitter.netâ and you will be able to browse as if you have an account. Lifesaver.
Similarly, imginn.com works for most Instagram addresses. I still havenât found one for Facebook.
im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab
if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right
Force Remove Copilot, Recall and More in Windows 11 - zoicware/RemoveWindowsAI
How do I... use this? I don't know what to do ;-;
hereâs a youtube tutorial by the guy who made it
HOUSE OF THE DRAGON | Season 3, Episode 1 "Salt and Sea, Fire and Blood"
I think that if you had enough daughters AND played your cards right you could spring Mambo Number Five out at the EXACT right gathering and shatter your entire family's trust forever
The secret is to name them out of order with the lyrics so by the time anyone catches on it's too late
For me personally the ideal gathering would be my funeral
A little bit for Monica, she's my wife
A little bit for Erica, for her strife
My books all go to Rita, cause she reads
My greenhouse goes to Tina, she plants trees
The furniture is Sandra's, on my lawn
Jewelry for Mary, she can pawn
Ashes go to Jessica, that's my plan
A little bit of me inside a can (ah!)
This tweet read me to filth
I try not to fall into the "I never liked their work anyway" ditch when an artist/creator reveals themself to be a terrible person
BUT
a feeling I do have and will stand by is "While I enjoyed their work overall I did have some gripes that I overlooked out of affection and whimsy, but now that my loyalty is gone and my affection tainted there is nothing holding me back from enumerating my many grievances, to which the revelations of the creator's shittiness may or may not provide a new and infuriating context."