don't look at me or i'll cry

Queer, 30’s. government assigned jiejie. i rarely tag posts for content sorry.

[the-jellicle-duelist]

believe what you want but i ate some corn flakes and i no longer want to jerk off

[jadeharleyinc]

oooooh i got plany of disk space

[slimetony]

i hope in 2017 i get a snickers ice cream bar

[dogpuppy]

[mandywondering]

I mean, in some very interesting Technically Correct ways, they didn't actually die? Now, they're very much no longer alive. But the forces involved are such that they didn't get any of the usual cellular processes of death, they simply went from biology to physics in less time than it takes a signal to travel down your optic nerve.

[dietspam16]

if you go from biology to physics without dying first you don’t go to heaven the uber driver went over this already

[emotargaryen]

one of the tweets of all time to me

[letterful]

[lustcannibalism]

they should invent a way for me to do tasks without the mind torture

[lustcannibalism]

there is a world out there I can’t comprehend

[typecasto]

behold, context

[toweringclam]

[nymphfrill]

[ivebeensetonfire]

[campsis]

Eden Kalif, Good Cats

[furryprovocateur]

they should allow you to report posts for being gauche or passé

[girlswater]

[beemovieerotica]

most beautiful instagram account

[nintooner]

for a better tomorrow

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[reverendrowdy]

Use your PTO

[jeffgerstmann]

PISS (from italy)

#savedyouaclick

[acerbicapplecoffee]