don't look at me or i'll cry

Queer, 30’s. government assigned jiejie. i rarely tag posts for content sorry.

[the-jellicle-duelist]

believe what you want but i ate some corn flakes and i no longer want to jerk off

[hotvampireadjacent]

[bhawk-goose]

[cordia1ly]

If the lord ever got attached to a toy, he would never be able to let it go

[sillyfroggremlin]

people with chronic pain and chronic fatigue will be like why does it hurt and why am I so tired

[dogpuppy]

[red-garden]

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

[darthnostra]

Enough about your blorbos for a minute: who are your siblings’ blorbos? Reblog with your blorbos-in-law!

[insomniac-arrest]

I think we should figure out what age we’re living in now so we can say how it’s collapsing to each other

[insomniac-arrest]

Our age of plastics is collapsing

[insomniac-arrest]

Our age of information is collapsing! *remembers generative AI, nods to self* our age of information is collapsing.

[eebie]

I just ate one

[eebie]

You can lie when you name things

[dogpuppy]

[moveslikekeithrichards]

[despazito]

[busket]

omfg my post. I made this lmfao

[dobism]

[fantasyrizzo]

rewatching utena moodboard

[pjackk]

A catagory 6 cunt quake in computer city has left my haters dead & shit

[orteil42]

unconvinced i'll ever find "the vitamin" that makes me all better so i can get real work done but i do expect they'll elucidate whatever my deal was post-mortem, after which what i did manage to accomplish with my life will be regarded on the level of Beethoven composing despite being deaf or Gordon Ramsay cooking despite being british

[dogpuppy]