Currently sleeping

[creekfiend]

its so awkward when people ask me why i dropped out and i have to be like "inadequate disability support" bc no one wants to hear this. they're always like i thought they had to provide that though isn't it the law? girl you might want to sit down i have some bad news about the litigation-based enforcement of the americans with disabilities act

then if i do say that theyre like, couldnt you sue? well theoretically maybe but not without spending more money than i have and putting myself through absolute hell. so no. no i can't.

[mabelsguidetolife]

it’s just this

[unspeakablearchives]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

i'm so tired of social media users saying "successful people are abusing stimulants". unsuccessful people are too. #WEMATTER

[atomikats]

little zukka thing i miss them

[ohnonotyoumadame]

They're such a dork

[vetchtibbles]

I wish they made it even marginally possible to get a job like I’m so fucking sorry I don’t have a rare but also highly demanded skillset, an agreeable disposition, and the ability to survive off of three nickels a week I’m soooo sorry

[silvermoon424]

I need to scream this from the rooftops:

IF YOU CAN’T GET A JOB, IT’S NOT YOUR FAULT!!!!! THE SYSTEM IS DEEPLY BROKEN!!!!!!!!

The hiring process has never been great, but in the past couple of years it’s hit rock bottom. Ghost jobs probably outnumber real jobs on job sites. Recruiters and HR use AI which throws out 90% of resumes before a real human being sees them. And most companies are hellbent on holding out for a unicorn candidate- meaning someone who already knows how to do the EXACT role without any training while also accepting entry level wages- instead of investing in new people.

It’s fucking hard out there right now. You are not alone and it’s not your fault if you can’t get hired.

[ynde]

Six year old, bouncing up and down with glee as desserts are unpacked: "I'm so appointed!"

Took me a moment to realize she had logically assumed "appointed" must be the opposite of "disappointed" and used it as a synonym for "excited."

[official-linguistics-post]

official linguistics post

[shamebats]

[commandersheena]

In one of my film classes last semester we had to tell a story in 3 pictures for a mini assignment so my friend and I did this

[drizzit]

Happy 10 year anniversary to this post!

[mintbees]

steam repeatedly notifying you that a friend is booting up a game thats clearly not cooperating feels like ur sitting inside and someone outside keeps trying to rev up a lawnmower

[mintbees]

[littleguysdaily]

[existennialmemes]

Two seemingly contradictory beliefs that we actually must strive to hold simultaneously:

You don't owe anyone anything

Meaning: you do not have to make yourself suffer for the convenience of others

We owe each other everything

Meaning: we could not survive without each other and everything we do to help another is crucial to ensuring our own continued survival

You don't need to be a doormat, but also don't get comfortable slamming the door when you have the resources to extend a hand instead.

[aterfish]

Here's a meme for the Guess That Artist: Meme Redraw from the Haunting Heroes discord server!

Other memes: 1 | 2 | 3

OG meme:

[rainbow-femme]

They move in together full time and Ilya notices that Anya acts differently with Shane than she does with him, more quiet and less playful, and he worries that means she doesn’t like Shane or is jealous, so he hires a dog trainer to come over and see if there’s anything they need to do to help

After a while of talking about how Anya acts the trainer says there’s nothing to worry about, Anya likes Shane just fine, it’s just that she sees him as the boss and is acting accordingly

And Ilya is like. But. I’m the one who adopted her? And raised her before Shane got here?? And the trainer is just like yeah well she sees you more like an equal. And Ilya is like WAIT she thinks Shane is in charge of both of us?? And the trainer is just like well do you interact in a way that would make her think that?

Ilya’s life flashes before his eyes as he thinks of all the times Shane has come over with a snack for Ilya and a treat for Anya, or all the times Shane has announced they’re all going for an after dinner walk, or pets Ilya’s hair and tells him he did a good job at practice, or the fact that he uses the same warning tone with Anya when she misbehaves as he does with Ilya when he’s causing problems on purpose

Shane comes home to Ilya with his face in his hands going oh god I’m not Anya’s dad I’m her brother and she thinks we’re both your pets. And Shane just goes. What.

[isto4u]

i am so fucking bored of fandom discourse that is basically just stalking. no matter where i go online, there’s just dumb bullshit about the real lives of actors.

i just want this: i want to read fanfic, i want to write fanfic, i want to watch my show, i want to watch fun interviews.

i don’t want to hear about actors real lives or their friends or their fake instagrams or their parents or grandparents or whatever the fuck the discourse is. i used to have fun on twitter. i wanted to just talk to people about funny fic ideas or how Shane found his first dildo but nooooooooo my timeline gets flooded with bullshit about stuff i don’t care about.

and then awesome, i find more fic spaces, great! but people there are bullying authors. “oh i hate when people write this!” “oh some people shouldn’t have access to ao3” “oh im going to screenshot someone’s fic and blast it on fucking tiktok”

i’m so tired. i’m so tired. this isn’t my first fandom but i miss when fandoms were smaller and weren’t like…. allllllll this.

i don’t even think anyone will see this but if you do, can you tell me i’m not crazy? i feel so alone.

i want to write. i want to hang with writers. i want to meet perverts who love shane and ilya like i do. please. please. please. please get in touch. please tell me if you feel like this. i’m begging. please.

my ao3 is isto4u, come find me on there. let’s be freaks and let’s be friends

[daughter-of-sapph0]

happy pride

[lindleland]

[learningtogirl]

I've seen this clip many times, but never really appreciated the power of "what was her problem?" Just casually assuming that lesbians come in a wide variety of shapes and being inclusive. As a transbian who is probably still closer to Homer shaped than to my ideal, that's huge!

[soyalexnajera]

[jollyfurydragonballer]

[silvysartfulness]

[gaytanic-panic]

[um-jammer-tranny]

i was 250lb when i came out of the closet. i was miserable and forced to lose weight to be prescribed estrogen. ten years later i gained back the 70 some pounds and i look better than ever and have the ass ive always dreamed of