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fun things to slip into conversation include
“i’m kinda fucking w/ the fourth wall here but-”
“I’m only saying this for foreshadowing purposes”
“this’ll make more sense when you meet your nemesis but-”
“shit that’s not in the script”
“i thought we cancelled this story arc”
“Probably gonna rewrite this later so-”
“oof that’ll hit the ratings”
“that’s not gonna make it past the censors”
“i’m still amazed this project got greenlit”
“in this political climate???”
he didn’t have to come for her wig like this
The Ivysaur literally said its own name before she said a word so the little kid had every right to tear the bitch apart
Reblog to be blessed by the Florence of happiness and magick.
Well, safe to say I’m screaming.
“lol Android users be like-” your phone is designed to break down after a year, your apps are all programmed to draw unnecessary power after 2 years, all your accessories and hardware are arbitrarily made with only 1 kind of plug in mind so you can’t use them with anything else or get them from anywhere else, the cables are 150$ and break in a year, your phones will not charge if there is lint in the port, the stores will ask you for 150$ to remove that lint, the phone itself is 900$
But your chat bubbles are blue so that balances it out right
they literally removed the audio plugin and called it a benefit that it can now only work with their arbitrary wireless headphones. They coloured the phones a pinky gold and sold it for twice as much.
This isn’t a drag against you this is a drag against apple, the company. Their products are price hiked to an insane, impossible degree. They aren’t selling you the product, they are selling you the superiority of being able to smugly say you have an iphone.
They deliberately built up a culture of apple supremacy (especially as a class barrier but i aint even gonna go into that), and now people are making posts like “lmao android users have a bad camera” (they dont) or “lmao android users send bad snapchats” (the android version of snap is deliberately coded to force lower resolution images in order to, surprise, get people saying that exact thing to further encourage #iphoneculture)
Buy an iphone if you want lord knows I’ve bought frivolouss things but can you PLEASE recognize youre being deceived??? theyre playing you every single time you make a post about your iphone and buy into their culture to squeeze more and more money out of you and divide the market and inevitably the classes.
If I ever don’t reblog this assume I’m dead
The iphone stands as a testament to the power of brand loyalty. theres no qualitative reason to buy iphones.
I think most of us know one or two of these
fittonia albivenis (nerve plant) will ‘faint’ when they need something – to be watered, to be removed from the sun, when they are too cold – however, they almost always recover quickly once their needs are met.
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dramatic bitch i want one
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Omg I just sent this to my friend whose nephew isn’t vaccinated and ….. I didn’t think this through lol oops
whoever said scooby doo isn’t intellectual: explain this then
By Lynda Barry May 2016
Every time I see this I love it more
RBG really is That Bitch™ and I'm here for it.
Who's name I have forgotten.
The person who first discovered that coconut could be eaten must have experienced depths of hunger many will never know.
They prolly just saw some other animal doin it my man
you mean like the coconut crab, which naturally feeds on coconuts by breaking htem open with large claws?
Coconut crab: I sneep. I break ze coconut. I eat ze coconut.
Some dude:
K but have y’all seen what coconut crabs look like cause
Jesus Christ
Coconut Crab: I eat ze coconut
Some dude: cool, cool, got that
Coconut crab: zen I eat ze human
Some dude:
When you’re happy without a care in the world and then life interrupts your happiness
LMFAOOOO
That death stare gave me chills
I love Batgirl.
take your carriage very slowly by your rival’s home, that she might see your latest hat
Eat your heart Catherine, you toad-eating hag.
Elizabeth, you must surely be aware that I am unable to view the roads from my apartments due to the vastness of my estate…
Oh, please do forgive my mistake, Catherine, I had only assumed you could see from that ostentatiously high pedestal atop of which you have placed yourself
