I realized⊠hades is the canon Yandere of Greek mythos
Counter argument: They all are, Hades is just the only one who's fling doesn't end up dead or part of the landscape
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I realized⊠hades is the canon Yandere of Greek mythos
Counter argument: They all are, Hades is just the only one who's fling doesn't end up dead or part of the landscape
Cinderella marries the Prince, part 1/2
Part 2/2
This was a short story originally written by @batneko ! You can read the original post here: https://batneko.tumblr.com/post/171036276147/cinderella-marries-the-prince-and-its-fine-the
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cinderella marries the prince and it's... fine. The prince is great! They're in love, he's very sweet and passionate, writing her poems and
Itâs so beautiful!!! đ
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A twst comic I made for practicing coloring more actiony scenes based on a scene from chapter 4.
Basically what's happening in the 4th page is their basically casting magic to create resistance so they don't wack on the ground and die đ€© but i didn't draw it well I think so oof
So uhâŠ.some dude apparently recreated Adobe Photoshop feature-for-feature, for FREE, and it runs in your browser.
Anyway, fuck Adobe, and enjoy!
Give credit to the 30-year-old who did this shit for free and offers this remarkable thing for free!
the thing all sherlock holmes adaptations get wrong is making the guy an irredeemable asshole who treats everyone like shit . not only is it not reflective of the original stories they miss that ânice, smart, well mannered dude who snorts coke when he needs to thinkâ is possibly the funniest character ever devisedÂ
I feel like the modern equivalent is that guy you think is super well put together until you find out exactly how much red bull he ingests on a regular basis.
Modern Sherlock is that very nice English Professor-seeming guy who you bring a problem and while walking from the door of his office to his desk he starts explaining the entire solution you need
And upon reaching his desk heâs like âExcuse me one moment.â and pulls out one of those huge Monster canisters they legally arenât allowed to make anymore, cracks the whole thing, chugs it, takes a deep breath, and then nods at you and is like âAlright, and then what you need to do isâŠâ
Imagine how much better the dynamic of bbc sherlock could have been if they did this.
why even modernize it to energy drinks??? coke didnât go anywhere. we still have coke. energy drinks arenât NEARLY chaotic enough.Â
Its is more like you hiring some guy to do private investigation about how your husband maybe cheating on you and Sherlock comes to your house high as fuck. Walks into your living room and without taking a moment to even talk to you or sign any paperwork, he turns aroundâpupils as big as godâand just says
âIts your best friend Brenda. Iâll email you the invoice.âÂ
and walks right out of your house.Â
Because when it was written cocaine was legal and even considered healthy and useful by some laypeople, even though doctors knew it wasnât, and Watson was always trying to stop people from encouraging Sherlockâs addiction because HE KNEW BETTER.
So consider this, Holmes, at 2am, desperately searching the flat for the stashes of NOS cans, only to keep coming up with passive aggressive pamphlets about the dangers of caffeine overdose.
Watson wakes up to a stench like Satanâs ass to find Sherlock sitting by his bed with a re-heated pot of cold brewed Deathwish Coffee that had been hidden in the back of the toilet tank (brewing) for five months. Sherlock is trying to say heâs proud of Johnâs cleverness in finding most of the stashes, but heâs passed into the fifth dimension and all John gets is a creepy vibrating grin and a sound like a shaken cat.
TLDR, Sherlock did die when he fell off the Falls, but he was so coked up his body didnât stop moving until like a decade later.
Sherlock as one of those cryptid types the baristas talk about (thereâs a post floating around somewhere) who comes in and orders a venti with as many shots as they are legally allowed to add, plus a few more for good measure (and a hefty tip) and then adds energy drink on top of it before chugging the whole thing, to the absolute horror of the cafe staff.
This is the kind of Sherlock Holmes discourse I demand on my dash. Bring me more!
Further discourse! Everyone is missing the fact that Sherlock used cocaine to âescape from the commonplaces of existenceâ when he didnât have a case. The drugs are a substitute. Which means that when you hire him heâs stone-cold sober and JUST AS WEIRD.Â
So itâs more like realizing that your flatmate with the caffeine/sometimes drug death wish will only chill the fuck out when he has some strange mystery to unravel, so you spend your free time scouring reddit posts that might actually feature a real missing person. Or a ghost. You really donât care which at this point. When you finally find something your flatmate is THRILLED and straight up stops eating because he thinks he can survive on intellectual curiosity alone, and yeah thatâs not good, but itâs better than what he was doing to himself before. Your success is comparative, okay? You stick around for the meeting partly because youâre curious, partly because this is your home too remember, and partly because youâve found that writing up these insane excursions helps pay off your student loans. Your Patreon is thriving. The entire time your flatmate is interviewing this poor SOB he keeps breaking into manic grins and youâre kicking him under the table, trying to help him remember that others arenât happy about a death in the family. Halfway through he pulls a cigarette from a stash in his smelly bedroom slipper, offering the client one and yeah, thatâs very nice, but⊠no. No thank you. Heâs dressed impeccably and has a violin worth millions just lying on the floor, but the flat as a whole looks like a tornado just blew through and thereâs something growing on the walls beside the makeshift lab. Is he rich? Dirt poor? Impossible to tell based on the surroundings. The entire time he rattles off observations about the client not at all related to the case and his continuing good mood depends entirely on how impressed the guy is. If he mentions âmagic tricksâ or âI saw that on Youtubeâ youâre prepped for damage control.Â
By 8:00pm youâve finally convinced your flatmate to look up from his research and go half on a pizza, but the second it gets there he shrieks in excitement and runs out the door, demanding that you follow with your legally dubious gun. You apologize profusely to the delivery guy and double his tip, begging him not to call the cops. No, not because youâre afraid of arrest, you just know the head of the local precinct and heâs a pain in the ass.Â
You run after your flatmate knowing damn well you have to be up early tomorrow because despite maintaining a private practice you still donât make enough to get your own apartment.Â
You are living your best life.Â
That last postâŠnailed it
Reminder that most of Sherlock Holmes is now in the public domain.
LikeâŠ. just saying.
Personally I see Sherlock as ADHD and no one will ever convince me otherwise
I mean â itâs textbook hyperfixation/understimulation right there â I Also forget to eat and sleep and do Human Things when Iâm vibing with whatever makes my brain go, and I Also take (medically prescribed) stimulants when I need to think. And Also adhd understimulation makes mundane existence an agony that one will do nearly anything to escape but at least in the modern day we have things like video games and netflix so itâs a little easier to actually get that escape without yâknow completely self-destructing along the way (Sherlock Holmes plays Among Us to fill the void between cases change my mind)
And while itâs entirely legit that a modern ADHD sherlock might self-medicate with energy drinks and home-brewed toilet-tank-coffee, Iâd LOVE to see an adaptation where Sherlock just. has a prescription?
So instead of hunting down his secret Bad Habit Stash, John could be like âhey, sherlock- the pharmacy called, your meds are readyâ and then sherlock would be all âLATER JOHN IM ON A CASE RN I DONT NEED THEMâ and Johnâd be like âsherlock no thatâs not how that worksâ
And then later once the case has been solved and the existential agony of understimulation sets back in, Sherlock could be like âhey John pass me my medsâ And John might be âsherlock you already took them this morning I saw youâ âyeah but theyâre not working yetâ âdude it takes time for them to kick inâ âsure sure OR I could just take more. I missed some days yâknow I gotta catch upâ âsherloCK NO I am a DOCTOR thatâs NOT HOW THAT WORKSâ And then sherlock heaves a gigantic sigh and grabs a can of RedBull thatâd been stuffed between the couch cushions and John like swats him with a shoe or something because SHERLOCK NO do you KNOW what that stuff DOES to your HEART PLEASE STOP
I want this more every time it crosses my dash.
Dr Watson: Holmesâ Enrichment Zookeeper
(Jeremy Brettâs version of Holmes absolutely captured this energy. He was always teetering on the line between polite and feral).
A few years ago I had this idea of dnd characters playing a human version of dndâŠFinally made a small comic about it lol
okay but is everyone going to skip over how the game is called âdebt and despairâ
Because thatâs solid fucking gold
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So... I found this and now it keeps coming to mind. You hear about "life-changing writing advice" all the time and usually its really notâbut honestly this is it man.
I'm going to try it.
after youâve been through like a string of fandoms and youâve decided your favourite character/s for each one, there will come a day when you will list all your faves from each fandom side by side and look at them carefully and realise
you have a type
OK SO as if they werenât shady enough, the Adult!AU/headcanon needed a conclusion wich happened to be yakuza-like tats
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