Hostile Baby Sister

Indie && Sem-Selective Sarah from EEnE

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[nicpotyedki]

Because sisters are unpredictable! (Believe me! I know it from experience! ;))

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I can tell you that Lola boiled Lori's smart phone once, her price possession, and all because she went bless her after a sneeze.

          “Good! Sometimes you gotta break your big sibling’s stuff, otherwise they think they can just walk all over you. Not saying bless you after a sneeze? That’s so rude!”

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Lola doesn't control her siblings. Her big sister, Lori has most of the control over them.

         “Then she’s not tattling good enough. Maybe I can teach her how to do it right.”

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You don't know Lola Loud? She happens to be a six year old pageant queen. She likes tea parties and everything pink. She also likes to tattle on her ten siblings.

          “Ten siblings? How does she keep them all in line? I can hardly keep Ed out of trouble! But I guess she can come to one of my tea parties on a trial basis. Just as long as she knows I’m in charge.”

[meduisa]

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bj9ekrDFBGI

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You and Lola Loud should meet.

          “Who the heck is that?”

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I think not. The idea seems rather absurd.

the little mermaid but like backwards

          “But the Kankers are awful. They’re always picking on everybody in the cul de sac and they do whatever they want.” Sarah pouted. “Please, Buttercup? Couldn’t you just like scare them a little?” Or cause actual bodily harm, she didn’t really care.

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I didn’t miss the cake and ice cream, did I?

the little mermaid but like in reverse

          “Of course not, silly! Come on!” Sarah grabbed Jimmy by the wrist and dragged him toward the backyard where her dolls and stuffed animals were all arranged around a small table, half melted bowls of ice cream with pieces of cake in front of them. “But Poo-Poo already blew out the candles, so you better have brought her a really good present to make up for it.”

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🧜 Little Mermaid 2: Return to the Sea Starters 🧜

You are my world, my darling.

I didn’t miss the cake and ice cream, did I?

One minute you’re on top, the next you’re sushi.

Whoever said we had to play fair?

We shall not rest until that madwoman is vanquished!

This is gonna be some kind of shindig. Yes, sir, a real swanky soiree, as they say.

You know perfectly well what’s kicking!

Any such swimming is a reckless disregard of the rules, don’t ya know?

Trust me! This time I’m sure I’ve got it right!

That’s what you said last time, and I was sore for a week.

Stop criticizing me! That’s all my mother ever did was criticize me!

It’s your fault we can never show our faces in polite society again!

This is just the kind of break in the ice we’ve been waiting for.

Finally I’ll succeed at the one thing my sister never could.

I had a thought here. Now, where’d it go?

How could there be anything wrong with something so…wonderful?

I can talk to crabs, but not to her.

So, we’re having a bad hair day.

I was a regular fish out of water.

I’m just so afraid I’m gonna make a total fool of myself.

Death to the crab!

I’m the princess of disaster.

I hate that stupid wall.

You know, when I was a teenager, you couldn’t get me out of my shell for nothing.

Hungry? Afraid all I have is a cold plate.

You’re not the only one with a mother who doesn’t understand you.

Piece of fish cake, honey.

What a totally cool feeling!

This is more than my thoughts ever thought it could be.

If only for one moment I had shared with you all I know.

My fingers are wrinkly and I really don’t care if all of my curls have curled out of my hair.

I knew this would happen. One taste and you’re hooked.

There wasn’t enough potion for this to be a forever spell.

Oh, but it was stolen years ago by a deranged kleptomaniac.

Well, I’m sure she didn’t mean to be cruel and deceitful.

Oh, was that your face?

You two almost got us all killed!

Go ahead. Laugh your stinkin’ tuxedos off.

Scared? Who said anything about being scared? Don’t you know and evasive maneuver when you see one?

Excuse me, Mr. I Spill My Guts To Total Strangers. You just blew our cover!

She’s probably allergic to blubber.

I knew there was something un-fishy about you.

Hoo-boy. I can’t believe I’m doing this. Somebody stop me.

You’re sure not a guppy anymore.

This is what happens when you bring a country fish to the big city.

Was that a penguin?

A fork? We’re risking our tails for a fork?

Take your time. Kick back. Relax. Let’s all just linger here and die!

Talk about your curb appeal.

I know good fences make good neighbors, but isn’t that a bit much?

It wasn’t built to keep something out.

What can I say? When you got it, you got it.

You call those two yellow-bellied sea slugs your friends?

We’re doomed.

Forgive him, dear, he’s got a little size issue.

I’ve given you what you’ve always wanted.

Why did you keep the truth from me?

Your mommy was only trying to protect you from moi!

Little [name]’s been a very naughty girl…

Is being a mermaid everything you dreamed? Was it worth it?

Catch you later. I’ve got bigger fish to fry!

So what’s it going to be? A lifetime as worms or two minutes as heroes?

What are you gonna do? Throw the crab at me?

You are a very bad lady!

Now that is one brave hunk of blubber.

Another plan perfectly executed.

Watch and see how utterly powerful I can be!

See that, Ma? Who’s your favorite now?

Just what do you think you’re going to do with that?

Never again will you or yours threaten my family! There will be no escape for you! Ever!

I don’t blame you for wanting to join us merfolk.

There’s plenty of water for everyone!

I think not. The idea seems rather absurd.

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i’m excited to jump on sarah again, but i wanna wait until i can watch a few episodes to refresh the muse so. . .i’ll be reblogging some memes in the meantime i guess?

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the fandom shows signs of stirring

i reappear

its the circle of life

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A BABYSITTER’S GOTTA KNOW THIS STUFF !!

multimuse ft. nazz from ed , edd n eddy // written && loved by sofia

[sweetoothgirl]

HONEY AND ORANGE CHIFFON MINI CAKES WITH HONEY CREAM CHEESE FROSTING

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@ me: give sarah attention tomorrow

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The Parent Trap (1998) – Sentence Starters

Now the question is, how do I get it out?

Now that’s my kind of woman.

Do you, like, live next door to a movie star?

It’s rather picturesque, don’t you think?

Maybe you’ll actually find someone on this continent who can whip your tush at poker.

Missing you already, queen of my heart.

I’ve just got to have a scoop of these gorgeous strawberries.

At least I’m not putting salt in the sugar shakers!

Ladies, let’s not be damsels in distress here.

You ears, well, don’t worry, you’ll grow into them.

Want me to deck her for ya?

It’s time to break up this little lovefest.

Loser jumps into the lake after the game. Butt. Naked.

If that’s the way you want it, then let the games begin.

I am so tired. I’m going back to bed and sleeping till lunch.

That girl is without a doubt the lowest, most awful creature that ever walked the planet!

I can’t let you go in there. She’s highly contagious.

Are any of your pictures ruined?

You’ve never heard of Leonardo DiCaprio?

He didn’t know I was taking the picture or else he would have turned around.

I love Oreos. At home I eat them with…I eat them with peanut butter.

I don’t have a father, actually. I mean, I had one once I suppose.

It’s scary the way nobody stays together anymore.

You wanna go get a Popsicle or something?

Will you stop thinking about your stomach at a time like this?

I think we should switch places.

So, what’s the problem? I’ll teach you to be and you teach me to be you.

You want to know the difference between us? I have class and you don’t.

He’s so cute. What do we call him?

You’re nervous? An 11-year-old is cutting my hair!

No. No, no, and no. Not happening. Sorry, wrong number. I won’t. I refuse.

Relax, I’ve gone with all my friends to get their ears pierced. It’s nothing.

I found a stowaway in your suitcase.

I think that time change has made you a little loopy.

Now spin around. I want to see the back of the dress.

You’re married now. You’ve got to learn to juggle.

My mom is too cool.

He was quite lovely, to tell you the truth. When we met he was…actually, entirely lovely.

Get into these arms, you little punk.

I mean, I feel like I’m practically a new woman.

Did I hear something about corn bread and chili?

It’s none of my business how your father makes a fool out of himself.

She’s doing a better job of sellin’ herself than the grapes.

I’m gonna go inside, I’m gonna get some more chili…maybe a bottle of champagne to celebrate.

Do you want the 411?

I can’t believe I lived my entire life without knowing her.

You just have to break ‘em up. Sabotage her. Do whatever you have to.

It’s an old camp tradition–talk to your friend from inside a closet.

I’d probably oversleep too if I were up until midnight making mysterious phone calls from my bathroom.

Ooh. Ice woman.

Honestly, the woman’s a complete stranger to me.

You got something you want to share with the class, there, [name]?

You gave me a fright.

I’m gonna make you something special to eat. What would you like? Anything? You know what, it doesn’t matter. I’m just gonna go whip up everything we’ve got.

How can you marry a woman young enough to be my big sister?

Are you speaking french?

Don’t look at me. I don’t know a thing.

Being young and beautiful is not a crime, you know.

I’m marrying [name] in two weeks, whether you like it or not. So I suggest you do not tangle with me anymore.

Well, if you ask me, the bouquet is a little too robust for a Merlot…but then again, I’m partial to the softer California grape.

Just got a touch woozy, that’s all.

Oh, darling. I’ve loved you your whole life.

No offense, [name], but this arrangement really sucks.

I’m not mature enough for this.

Anxious-nervous like he’s totally completely dreading it or anxious-excited like he’s looking forward to it?

You’re more like a lovable brother who just happens to wait on us.

Hello, pet. You may call me Aunt [name].

I’ve never seen you quite so thirsty before.

Don’t do this to me. I’m already seeing double.

I’m just gonna go back to my room and check out the old mini-bar situation.

Don’t tell me you’re gonna break your rotten streak and suddenly be nice to me?

May your life be far less complicated than mine.

I’ve had enough surprises for one day. Will you please just tell me where we’re going?

It’s all a bit hazy to me now. It ended so fast.

We said stupid things and so I packed. Got on my very first 747 and you didn’t come after me.

And what am I supposed to do for three days? Sit home and knit?

Sticky situation? What do you mean “sticky situation”?

I didn’t realize that you were going on this little outing, and to tell you the truth I’m not so sure that I’m okay with it.

I would pay big money to see that woman climb a mountain.

Somebody hand me my Evian. I can’t move.

Get that thing away from me. I hate things that crawl.

Sure, you’ll help me. Right over a cliff, you’ll help me.

It’s me or them. Take your pick.

We’ve been punished to the end of the century.

We played a couple of harmless pranks on her and she kinda freaked out a little.

She threw this at my head. At least it’s smaller than a hair dryer.

I’m a man of limited interests.

You don’t always have to be so brave, you know.

Did you know that the Concord gets you here in half the time?

I made the mistake of not coming after you once, [name]. I’m not going to do that again.

And I suppose you just expect me to go weak at the knees and fall into your arms and cry hysterically.

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          “Blah, blah, blah, adult tyranny, blah, blah, blah.” Sarah eyed the T.H.U.M.P.E.R. with a look of disinterest. “If you want in the clubhouse, you’ve gotta leave the weapons at the door.”