Entonces

𝘐 𝘸𝘰𝘯’𝘵 𝘣𝘦 𝘢𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘥

[mechitodes]

hjyj my beloveds

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.

[snommelp]

So, I’ve been pulled over a few times in my life. Not many, but a few. And I’ve also been in a couple of cars that got pulled over. And let me tell you, if you were actually doing something wrong, the officer doesn’t make any small talk, just straight into “I clocked you doing 70 in a 55.” The only time I’ve ever gotten the “do you know why I pulled you over?” was the time when I wasn’t doing anything wrong, and I got let go even though he insisted to the end that I was doing 87 in a 70 (white privilege at work).

“Do you know why I pulled you over?” is a trap. It means there’s a good chance the officer doesn’t actually have a good reason to ticket you, and is trying to get you to waive your 5th Amendment rights and incriminate yourself. If you make a guess, that’s a confession of guilt.

But there’s another trap, that I’ve heard of but haven’t yet experienced. It’s “do you know how fast you were going?” With that one, they’re hoping you’ll say no, because then they can name whatever speed they want – you just said you didn’t know how fast you were going, if you deny the speed they name then you’re lying to them.

[themightytej]

Oh, I’ve had that one. Go with “yes.” Don’t give them a number, just say “Yes.” Then they still have to offer a number and you can deny it without contradicting yourself. They could just ask you, at that point, but that’s suspiciously similar to saying they don’t know, and they tend to avoid doing that.

[fattyatomicmutant-deactivated20]

Reblog to save a life

[suspiciouslysharklike-deactivat]

if you scroll past this just because it doesn’t affect you personally, i see you.

[dovewithscales]

Also, you can always go to court and contest a ticket, and a lot of times you’ll win. Or if the cop thinks you’ll win they won’t even show up and you’ll win by default.

They like to target out of state plates because anyone who would be majorly inconvenienced by a court date two months away is a lot more likely to just pay it.

[marbol-jumbol]

Don’t be fooled, he actually likes it

[creativepromptsforwriting]

I don't need AI to write. I can create fake scenarios in my head perfectly fine myself.

[writethatdown]

hey it does not matter if you failed a 1000 times and had to start over a 1000 times. it doesn't make you a failed person. it makes you a person who never gave up. you deserve the rest and the love and the care and the success.

[honeydewdrops333]

what doesn’t kill you makes your nervous system more sensitive for the rest of your life

[nothingbutloveforyou]

you can already be proud of yourself. you don’t need to achieve anything, look a certain way or become this person you have in mind to be proud of who you are. your existence is already something to be proud of

[desinteresse]

My boss was like “Do you have any idea how much money we’re losing” like who cares, it’s not like they would give it to me otherwise

[desinteresse]

Have our investors tried making coffee at home and not eating out so much?

[lifeof-pink]

i think the way the book became 3rd person pov when kim dokja got off the train is one of the most fucking genius literary moves ive seen in years

[dyinggirldied]

Darker mirror

[luobenn]

giorno giovanna: fiore

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

dear future me,

thank you for not giving up when you really wanted to. thank you for trying your best to keep going even at the lowest points. thank you for giving me the time to have so many new experiences.

[sackboys-moved]

Love not having a ”””fandom””” specific blog. Something new will just consume my mind and everyone has to accept it. My house

[princesscas]

How it feels to read a really good fic and find the author has dozens more like it 

[depsidase]

[depsidase]