MUTHA. FUCKIN. CLOYSTER. GET YO BITCH ASS OUT HERE AND SAY. IT. TO. MAH. FAYCE.
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@tellthewindandfire
MUTHA. FUCKIN. CLOYSTER. GET YO BITCH ASS OUT HERE AND SAY. IT. TO. MAH. FAYCE.
Chicken Shaming
@f1rstperson
THE SPAGHETTI THIEF ONE THO
“I REGRET NOTHING”
name a more iconic duo than greatest portrait photographer of all time annie leibovitz and star wars
Exactly.
harrison: *in a completely monotone voice and like he’s given up on the entire star wars franchise* bang. bang.
carrie: *actually acting* no luke, it’s too late!
harrison: *in that same monotone voice* … bang. bang.
/harrison and carrie run offstage/
I’m fascinated by what you people find satisfying.
this “bon appetit” meme has turned into some sort of bizarre telephone game where each incarnation sounds more and more different than the original. in what way does “bon appetit” sound like “osteoporosis”
i don’t know but it’s cracking me up every time i even think about it
guys guys guys
‘osteoporosis’ is a disease in which bone mass decreases
so they mean fucking
“Bone Atrophy”
For 2017 I vote that we bring capes back into fashion.
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The running competition between Dan, Emma, Rupert on the set.
do you ever get so annoyed at everything that you start to get pissed off at even little things like a spoon clinking against a bowl or sounds of people talking
I think it’s called sensory overload. It’s really common in people with anxiety
it can also be a result of sleep deprivation, stress, or ever dehydration !!
thanks i thought i was just a bitch
My wife is on the ASD spectrum and gets like this sometimes, too <3
That moment when you get roasted by a kid.
That moment when you’re so awful a human being that you manage to draw criticism from the most overwhelmingly, unironically positive child on the face of the earth.
Carrie Fisher, drowned in moonlight, strangled by her own bra.
ArsTechnica gets it
Carrie Fisher on how she’d like to be remembered.
Rest in Peace, Carrie Fisher [1956-2016].
SPOKANE, Wash. – A 37-year-old man says he was banned from a Starbucks in Washington state after asking a 16-year-old barista out to dinner, CBS Spokane affiliate KREM reports.
The man, who was not identified by KREM since he has not been charged with a crime, said he was at Starbucks in Spokane last week and wrote a note asking out a barista. “I was flirted with by a barista. For some reason she thought I was funny. Said I was funny. So I gave her a note to see if she’d be interested in dinner,” the man wrote in a Facebook post.
He said that when he went back the next day, a police officer told him he was banned from the Starbucks.
Spokane police said businesses are allowed to refuse service to people for as long as they see fit. But the man says he’s facing discrimination due to his age.
“I know the female Starbucks barista was of legal age to date,” the man said. “I broke no laws. I merely took a chance with my heart. I’m tired of hearing the word ‘creep’ as any black person or gay person is tired of hearing certain words. I have a whole webpage dedicated to age gap love.”
He asked his friends on Facebook to call Starbucks and complain – but the request was met with opposition.
Many people took to the Spokane Starbucks’ Facebook page to praise the store for barring the man from the location.
“I have never been so proud to be a Starbucks customer!” one user wrote. “As a teen I had to deal with similar issues working in a restaurant as a hostess. It is an uncomfortable position no girl want to be put in. Thank you so much for supporting your employees.”
A Starbucks spokesperson said, “We have no tolerance for any such inappropriate behavior or harassment, and we will continue to support our store partners and local authorities investigating the situation.”
‘age gap love’ ‘minor attracted person’ ‘non offending’
pedophiles are trying to sanitize their perversion, and its scary as fuck to think about how they’re actually succeeding in normalizing their existence and behavior
this is the man they’re talking about and this demon doesn’t deserve to have his identity hidden
why do all old dudes who wanna fuck teenagers look like that
I can’t see if it’s mentioned here because my phone won’t load the link. But he’s a LIAR. A friend of mine knows the girl that this happened to, so it’s been on my Facebook feed a bit. His note talked explicitly about sex, and how he hadn’t had sex for 5 years and needs to with her. https://m.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=381268992224280&id=100010235475096&set=p.381268992224280&source=47&ref=content_filter
Here’s his Facebook dedicated to his love of pedophilia btw : https://m.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100010945926021&tsid=0.3407664312929479&source=typeahead
@carrieffisher: Please stop debating about whetherOR not👁aged well.unfortunately it hurts all3 of my feelings.My BODY hasnt aged as well as I have.Blow us👌
episode viii is going to say “in loving memory of carrie frances fisher” at the end and believe me when i say i will not be ready for it