[majorism]

webweave for my very dear friend @handofhistory

i love my frineds!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[handofhistory]

glad to see every new labour staffer was totally normal about their boss all of the time

[assaultmystic]

a quirk of sexting while british is switching from arse to ass. i would never fuck someone in the arse. its impolite.

[evilneo]

[wetdirtguy]

Me spending time with people: joy abounds, we are all connected and there is hope!

Me 1 day later: I need to be left alone to gather the pieces of Me together

Me 2 days later: there is something very rotten at my core and I will almost certainly die unloved

[enigmaticpink]

I firmly believe what ever you’re obsessed with at 11/12 years old becomes a core part of who you are, regardless if you lose interest in it or not. Maybe some of you were lucky and were obsessed with warrior cats or smth, and if you’re real unlucky it was probably twilight.

[yamada-ryo]

Average nonusamerican [tumblr] experience be like:

- poll

1. seemingly obvious answer 35%

2. not obvious answer 12%

4. I'm bald 54%

- reblog

I can't believe you guys. This is taught in every AMERICAN school. It's literally part of the AMERICAN syllabus. You must've been a bad person and slept in class or skiving off when your AMERICAN teacher was going through this. If you didn't know this you are a bad person and should be ashamed of yourself

[yasmin1000000]

- poll What Continent is this?

Africa 12%

I dont knowwwwwwww 75%

im bald 13%

- reblog

its not our freaking fault the US school system is so bad it failed us all so bad you dont even realise how bads it is here we dont know anything its not oiur fault its not my falts its not my fault

[virtualgirladvance]

- post

damn its starting to get a little chilly here

- reblogs

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS GETTING COLD?!!? SUMMER JUST STARTED!!!! THE FUCK ARE YOU MARS??

[schecoperez]

the rpf will continue until morale improves

[schecoperez]

the rpf will continue until morale improves

[nonlynear]

the losing dogs and i are engaging in insider trading

[handofhistory]

kind of obsessed with how damian mcbride almost exclusively refers to ed balls and ed miliband when working as advisers for gordon brown as "the eds" or if he has to refer to them separately then "an ed" or "half of the eds"

[digihowl]

more ppl need to get hooked on this drug called album in order. not enough people on album in order these days

[handofhistory]

if i had a penny for every time someone had an unhinged dream about gordon brown etc etc

[handofhistory]

hilarious anecdote for me and the possibly two other uk politics enjoyers who have watched the west wing

[handofhistory]

if i had a penny for every time someone had an unhinged dream about gordon brown etc etc

[escuerzoresucitado]

[guiltfactory]

i like when both people in a relationship are scared of it

[butterflypeaflowertea]

tip: a Story is a place you can Live Inside Of