[handofhistory]

this might be my worst post to date

[autumnleavesrevisitedd]

there should be an emoji of a guy trying to strangle themself

[handofhistory]

your turn! what do you think of the tm lineup?

hiii

richard ayoade has been one of my dream contestants for a while so i'm very excited by that... david mitchell next pleasepleaseplease

[newlabours]

Ed Miliband pulls Yvette Cooper into a hug as they leave the Chamber together after tributes to Jo Cox

[tothechaos]

going into a bougie supermarket makes me feel like that one painting of the bolshevik standing in the russian palace

[tothechaos]

"$12.95 for 8.5oz of Jelly are You Fucking Kidding Me"

[handofhistory]

my (least) favourite lines from brexit: a very english civil war now i've finally finished the bloody thing:

"i wasn't very hopeful about the depression setting in, obviously"

"when dave announced the referendum, i thought 'holy shit'"

"there's no 'i' in corbyn"

"it was the bus of truth"

[talking about how a member of the public asked to lick his ice cream] "they were more trusting times"

"there we were, these metropolitan wankers"

"i remember lying on the sofa (...) and just going 'everything is in ruins'"

"jocular insults, 'you tory tosser' and so on"

[handofhistory]

got to the point in this thing where people are talking in third person

[noahseby]

theyre going to shoot me out back tomorrow and i will enjoy it

[justsayfkit]

forgive me father for i am back on my bullshit

[handofhistory]

so politicspilled i had a dream about the makerfield byelection

[handofhistory]

so politicspilled i had a dream about the makerfield byelection

[catboyaoi]

wow this cannot be good for me *keeps doing it*

[catboyaoi]

wow this cannot be good for me *keeps doing it*

[catboyaoi]

wow this cannot be good for me *keeps doing it*

[chacha-tortuga]

[roycohn]

happy donna sheridan unprotected sex day (1/3), everybody!!!

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of