*Gives Tem bottle of Liquid Bad (TM).*
“…”
“bob is dis u?”
“…”
“it smell lik u”
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*Gives Tem bottle of Liquid Bad (TM).*
“…”
“bob is dis u?”
“…”
“it smell lik u”
*Gives temmie a gigantic temmie flake*
“tem flek…. such a big!!!”
mUCH TEM Very gud
“…”
“yaya.”
*Boops the snoot*
“…”
“nicest face punch evr!!!”
What do you think of Bob?
“tem rememberers da days wen Bob was lik da othr tems… ate tem fleks… got involvd in local cultur… wonderd how grass grew everwher without anyone plant it…”
“but thos days… r gone. Gone lik da popularity of da cravin’ da mineral mememes. Nevr to return to da world of da livin.”
“al becaus bob got… wrong degree!!!”
“bob got degree in da english literates and now bob sez he ‘has seen the light of day, and henceforth shall live the life of the scholar,’ or smthin lik dat!”
“is gud dat bob educateded self! But Bob forget roots of tem cultur he was born into!!!”
“it is heartbrekin to see a fellow tem turn ther bak on the cultur of da species and homeland…”
“sure, tem lern dat grass grow everwhere becaus of da grass’ xylem has da strong enduranc, and therfor has a high rate of successful pollinations and thus ecological ubiquity, but dat don’t mean tem above all othr temses!!!”
“bob turnd his bak on da core of his tem soul… and dat is why tem is not respect for bob!”
hOi! du you wana tacos bout gaims? *o* if ya tell me yaYA! , i'l tell you who am I! 'cz i'm TEMMIE tOo!
“tacos???”
“ono tem is not wel versd in hoomin cusinis!!!”
“how wil tem contributt to conversation?!”
“o wut u say gaims?!?”
“dat easier. gaims are a cultural phenomenomenon dat is NOT confind to a single species!”
“tho the hoomin who writes down da thins i says is probly better at game talk! cuz… he IS gaim!!!
“gaim designr… lik dats wut he do for muns…”
“tho tem also literate on da topic! wut u playin? candy crush? pinbal? ocululus rift? tem knows it all. no doubts!!!”
I may have developed an unhealthy obsession for drawing giant versions of Undertale characters on chalkboards (this one is about two to three feet tall). Here’s a Lemon Bread for all your Lemon Bread needs.
Lol XD imagine if you did that at school XD
@sammigruber Actually I did do this at school! This was in a Carnegie Mellon University lecture hall. It had to be erased so that professors could use the board, but I did one other of Papyrus on a different chalkboard that was more out of the way, and he wasn’t erased for about three months. Actually other people kinda got into it, like one person drew him a pizza to eat, and someone else wrote ‘cool’ on his pants. The original post for that is here.
Temmies need drink water? Or water less important for temmies than for hoomins?
“yaya tem need a water for da metabolic reactions!!!”
“water is such an importnt molecul in any form of chemistry… very hard to hav biologically funtioninging organism without it!!!”
Tem who are you voting for in Eurovision?
“tem… does not liv in a Europ!!! so tem isn’t a vote enough *dies*”
“but if tem was a Europ…”
“let tem listen 2 songs real quick”
*two hours of songs later*
“keep da faith!keep da faith!remembr u r not a loan!hold tem hand and come alongand keep da faith!”
“YODELEOEOEOEEOOEGJOAWGJHOAJGOWAHRGOW”
“and tem sezmama mama do not be such a down!tem is not da unfounded tem!mama mama do not be such a down!all it go round round round!mama mama do not be such a mad!if u knew tem u would be a surpris!!!mama mama do not be such a mad!she be a home til sun rise!hoi mamma! hoi mamma! hoi ma ma ma!”
“temmie like george, roman ia and mole dova! tem make them votes!!!”
If you're a doctor, can you help me out with something?
@asktentickles
“is possibl…”
“but having a docto rat and bein doc tor are difffrent!!!”
“but tem can not know until u say wat is problm!!!”
can I have the recipe for temmie flakes please
“u dont need recipe... is rite on pack age!!!”
Message from Mohammed Ramzan - A recently deceased muslim, gay, first generation American, and University student
This is Mohammed Ramzan, a muslim, gay, first-generation American student at Northwestern University. He passed away this week, on April 10, 2017, after falling off a cliff during a crew team practice. His death had nothing to do with the fact that he was muslim or gay or the child of immigrants, but was merely an unfortunate accident with many witnesses. I may not have known him, but we grew up in the same town, and have 20 mutual friends on Facebook, and they’ve made it clear to me that he was exceptionally bright, kind, humble, selfless, positive, brave, open, and accepting to anyone he met.
What’s important here and now is that he had a message. He may not be able to spread it now, but we can. Please, let the voice of this conglomerate of minorities be heard. The following is his last post ever on Facebook, made after Trump’s inauguration as president:
“There is a word in my mother tongue—my first language, Urdu:
اصلیت
Noun. Pronounced as "us-lee-uth."
I, being the child of immigrants—the product of the South Asian diaspora to America—have difficulty in translating this word from the "language of dancing peacocks, rosewater fountains," as poet-activist Shailja Patel describes Urdu, to English. But I will try my best.
To begin, it has a negative connotation. Something's اصلیت is it's true colors. It constitutes the basest elements of that thing. It is it's concealed reality. It is that which is inherent, though so it may not seem. That which eventually comes to be disclosed. It is the substance of that thing that is often distasteful. Substance whose very reality is often difficult to come to terms with. But substance that exists nonetheless. Something's اصلیت is it's truth. Specifically, a truth that always was, but wasn't visible until it had been uncloaked by time and circumstance.
Last night, this country revealed its اصلیت. It's truth. A truth of its past and of its present. Racism and white supremacy. Homophobia and transphobia. Misogyny and sexism. Classism. Ableism. Anti-semitism and Islamophobia. Xenophobia. I hate to resort to this trite laundry list of "-isms" and "-phobias," but it is the truth. A truth, that externally, seemed to be fading away with the tides of time and social progress, but resurfaced under the guise of making this country great again. America's اصلیت must be confronted, as more than half of this country cast their votes in a way that permitted this disguised and dismissed اصلیت to be revealed.
Past the Democratic primary, I had no particularly strong preference for candidate. I tried my best to remain apolitical on this platform. But this is more personal than politics. I am Muslim. I am brown. I am a first generation, child of immigrants. My disabled mother is deaf and has battled mental illness. I come from a low socioeconomic background. I am gay. In other ways, it not so much personal, but more so a matter of humanity. I am a feminist. #BlackLivesMatter. I want my country to welcome the forgotten children of Syria. I hope of a day when enthusiasm for torture does not spur campaign support, or when an individual's ability to perform his profession is not called into question on the basis his heritage. I could go on.
There is a reason I can say that I am a "child of immigrants." Hope. Optimism. Perseverance. Love. Qualities that those before me embodied which empowered them to aspire to the American Dream, and qualities which were passed on to me. Cynicism burdens the heart, which is why I choose to believe that America's best days are still ahead us, as a presidential candidate once put it.
This is not America's اصلیت. This will not be America's اصلیت.”
Thank you for listening. It means a lot to Mohammed, myself, and everyone he speaks and stands for. And from what I’ve heard, Mohammed stood for all of us, minority or not. Let’s not let that attitude die with him, but keep the hope that he had, and stand together through these troubling times.
I DONT HAVE ANY TEMMIE WAFFLES IM TRYING TO SURVOVE PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE TEM- *slowly turns into Bob from tem village* Hi Temmie how was college.
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“...”
“yaYA cool leg such a good!!!”
Do Temmies eat food other than Temmie Flakes?
“yaya tem need many nutrient for helth!!! so tem eats other thins!!!”
“thers tem salad, tem chikn, tem arugulula, tem noodls, all sort of thins!!!”
Temmie... What is technology?
“bettr question... wat techno loggy is not!!!!
Is there anyone else in Temmie Village that's passionate about biomedical engineering?
“tem.... does not think so!”
“is small and mostl unscientific villag”
“help”
Tem! What is thing we need say more?
“positiv thins about urself! tumblr needs mor self-positivity cuz it is such a good for mental helth!!!”