[nora-yoko]

[lilyblisslys]

me with the. When she. When her. When the she her me

[mollyjames]

[uncertainlys]

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

[lake-erie]

this year’s prom theme is… *opens envelope* Great Lakes Invasive Species And What Boaters Can Do To Stop Them

[football-in-tuxedos]

And the subject of tonight’s ecology panel is *turns on powerpoint* Enchantment Under the Sea

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[r1kun-deactivated20190609]

me, chanting: OBLIVIA! OBLIVIA OBLIVIA OBLIVIA OBLIVIA OBLIVIAshipping OBLIVIA OBLIVIA OBLIVIA OBLIVIA OBLIVIA

[catcrumb]

[dankxsinatra]

[konohahater]

car is a sentient beast that eats dollars and can tell when you have money in your bank account

[konohahater]

🎯

[hiveswap]

Horses are also expensive horses that love to die aren't they

[thesparrow1996]

it’s funny how quickly you get desensitized to comic book nonsense like mister sinister is an insane name for a fictional character it’s so goofy but when i read his name i’m like this is not a laughing matter. we’re talking about cyclops’ traumatic secret laser beam eyeball orphanage surgery backstory. stop laughing.

[whitepeopletwitter]

No Snakes, Yes Snakes

[bambi-lesbian-posts]

It’s No Snakes Tuesday

[spooky-rose-boy]

It’s Yes Snakes Sunday

[prof-grace-aspen]

It’s Yes Snakes Wednesday!

[datasoong47]

It’s Yes Snakes Thursday!

[in-the-drowning-deep]

It’s Yes Snakes Friday!

[marine-gifs]

Striped marlin hunting sardines. From Blue Planet - Open Ocean (2001).

[rubysapphrald]

marble hornets is lowkey one of the better adaptations of the lovecraft style “unreliably-narrating researcher descends into madness” thing which is an established type of horror narrative and i think it’s worthy of genuine literary study in an academic context but no one ever does it because it’s youtube videos about slenderman

[rubysapphrald]

oh my favorite scary movie? yeah it’s this nine and a half hour long found footage saga about a creepypasta meme character posted on youtube in 2009 by a bunch of dudes who could barely even legally drink. it’s full of plot holes and some of it is so schizophrenically edited that it should require an epilepsy warning. it’s one of the best and most iconic and influential pieces of internet horror of all time and you can’t even log it on letterboxd

[coolxatu]

in the cambrian period the ocean was shallow and the sun never set. every day was sunday morning and there was never any dark. the world was a watery wonderland and air didnt exist yet. animals had just invented eating eachh other and it was really funny. having eyeballs was all the rage

[coolxatu]

its true ❤

what do you know ❤

[coolxatu]

the ocean was made of sprite also

[coolxatu]

theres been a lot of people on this post trying to correct basically every aspect of what ive said but nobody's confronted me on "everyday was sunday morning"

everybody agrees everyday was sunday morning

[parabins]

tumblr isn’t considered a social media because everyone on here is just talking to themselves

[parabins]

yeah i agree

[condensed-ink]

[s-nnoh]

someone made a website where you can declare your favorite pokemon & why. let's all see if every pokemon is someone's favorite... Together