TempestuousCreature

So many fandoms and I am not sorry. If you follow me be warned. I post pretty things sometimes. Momma of sneks, and cats. She/they

[tempestuouscreature]

For fucks sake....

[tempestuouscreature]

The lack of Niko Angelov content on this hellscape website is criminal. I need more people to love the yearning black cat man with me.

[resurrectedteleport]

losing my shit over this

[theslickestcrabaround]

Losing my gender over this

[heller-castiel]

[heller-castiel]

my favorite thing about this post is all the people who chose to use the default icon defending themselves in the notes like no stop it just put a picture up

[mirrepp]

[anarchy-of-spheres]

Loving this energy

[rabbitindisguise]

*wipes tear* they learn tumblr culture so fast . . . the spite . . . the malicious compliance of it all . . . I'm so proud

[gsirvitor]

[stalker-among-the-stars]

Ubisoft is experiencing a nifty little thing called "the consequences of their actions".

[tempestuouscreature]

Get fucked Ubisoft

[emmavakarian-theirin]

ah yes i do love these bad ideas

[tempestuouscreature]

I will never financially recover from this.

[tibby]

tubi is one of our greatest warriors in the fight against streaming services costing a fortune for mediocre content. tubi has the most insane collection of movies you will ever encounter all for free. it has cult classics and questionable lifetime movies and movies that nobody except like three people on the planet have ever seen. tubi has movies that doesn’t exist. like if you just thought of a movie one day but never made it and no one ever made it it would somehow still exist on tubi. one day i will log onto tubitv dot com and i will see terribly inappropriate, overly complex, and strange on there. and i won’t even be surprised.

[blackphoenixincorporated]

Tubi is where I found this gem:

[mornington-the-crescent]

[tempestuouscreature]

[tempestuouscreature]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8NomyXX/

[homunculus-argument]

Do we have data on whether the earliest modern human x neanderthal crosses were more commonly produced by a neanderthal man and sapiens sapiens woman, or vice versa?

Do we have some neanderthal woman to blame for the species' apparent instinct to see a weirdly long lanky skinny frail man and instantly get the urge to mount him?

[homunculus-argument]

Looking at the notes and replies on this post, it appears to be that we cannot blame the Long Skinny Tumblr Sexyman phenomenon on the neanderthals.

[homunculus-argument]

Considering the confusion over the wording of my first post, I guess I must illustrate my initial hypothesis:

[rocketbirdie]

easy. lmao

[chryza]

“You shouldn’t glorify violence in your stories” well I’m glorifying it. Sexualizing it even.

[ehsan-tera-hoga-mujhpe]

he's a 10 but he's a self serving sociopath who created a virus that resulted in a zombie apocalypse

[frankiethedarkangel]

[recovery-equals-happiness-deact]

[thememedaddy]

[injuries-in-dust]

Tell me more about NASA's scientific accuracy ratings for movies.

[songue85]

For those who are curious...

The Worst:

1) 2012 (2009): Neutrinos from a solar flare heat up the Earth's core, setting off the end of life as we know it. The plot conveniently ignores the fact that neutrinos pass straight through matter—even us—without doing much of anything.

2) The Core (2003): The Earth's core has stopped rotating and scientists have to drill into it to start it back up. The moviemakers go nuts with basic geology, ending up with something the New York Times called “monumentally dumb.”

3) Armageddon (1998): A team of drillers is sent to an asteroid on its way to strike Earth to split it into two parts they say will fly safely past the planet, completely ignoring Newton's First Law of Motion ("an object will remain at rest or in uniform motion in a straight line unless acted upon by an external force"), which says that all they did was make two asteroids that would hit the Earth.

4) Volcano (1997): Los Angeles is destroyed by a volcano that springs up in the city. Bad science mingling with cheesy dialogue and effects.

5) Chain Reaction (1996): Keanu Reeves. Bubble fusion. A government plot to prevent the spread of the technology. The perfect recipe for bad.

6) The 6th Day (2000): Arnold Schwarzenegger is cloned. Because one of him just wasn't enough?

7) What the #$*! Do We Know? (2004): Read the synopsis on Wikipedia. It'll make your head hurt.

And the Best:

1) Gattaca (1997)

2) Contact (1997)

3) Metropolis (1927)

4) The Day the Earth Stood Still (1951)

5) Woman in the Moon (1929)

6) The Thing From Another World (1951)

7) Jurassic Park (1993)

NASA Picks Best & Worst Sci-Fi Movies. What Are Yours?

The space agency lists their favorite flicks

[ospreyonthemoon]

Why are the best ones good,though?