☠ ― "𝑂𝑑𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑚𝑦 𝐹𝑎𝑣𝑜𝑟𝑖𝑡𝑒 𝐶ℎ𝑎𝑟𝑎𝑐𝑡𝑒𝑟" 𝑆𝑡𝑎𝑟𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑠.
(𝑆𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑛𝑐𝑒𝑠 𝑡𝑎𝑘𝑒𝑛 𝑓𝑟𝑜𝑚 𝑚𝑦 𝑓𝑎𝑣𝑜𝑟𝑖𝑡𝑒 𝑐ℎ𝑎𝑟𝑎𝑐𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝑜𝑓 𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑡𝑖𝑚𝑒.)
"I can tell your laughter isn't genuine, and that makes me sad."
"Die? If I was gonna die, I would feel my about-to-die tingle."
"If you need to cry, cry."
"Oh, NICE! I'm still bleeding in, like, twelve different places!"
"This looks so silly! Can I keep it?"
"If you're having a rough time, say so."
"Well, usually I disarm foes by removing their arms."
"I do smell kind of ham-like."
"...I don't like ouchies."
"Hmm. I guess we just have different definitions of the word "fun"..."
"Yeah, I was kinda bored, so why not?"
"Are you the one who stole my bag? Because the stuff in there'll probably kill you slowly and painfully. Just saying."
"I'd never inflict such a useless curse on someone!"
"Nothing's taking you away from me ever again. ...Not even death."
"But they paid... Oh, how they paid... They paid in BLOOD."
"Uh oh. Looks like someone's got a case of the bloody Mondays..."
"Can I hold your hand, ___? I'm having morbid thoughts."
"You fight really funny. We should try taking on the enemy together!"
"Hey, I'm bored! Got any ideas about how to pass the time?"
"___, I love you so much, my spleen hurts. ...I hope that's normal."
"I've been told I grow on people. It's my secret power."
"You look beat, ___. Want me to work out some knots? ...With a fork?"
"Then how about some comfort food? Fruit pies and cream? Candy apples?"
"I don't really get all this "feelings" stuff, but if you say so."
"It's blood! ...Wonder where it came from?"
"Once, I almost set my face on fire!"
"Aw, but I'm a nice person, so come here. I'll finish you off quickly. Hold still..."
"That's what all my psychiatrists said. But nope! Not true."
"Wow. You really ARE a crazy lady/man/etc.!"
"Look. I like you. I really do. But you have GOT to let this go."
"I must have been wounded in battle! Oh man, good times."
"I smile because I'm happy. There's nothing more to it."
"Hey, are you okay there? You're making funny noises."
"Now you just sit here while I dispel the curse..."
"So long, ___! See ya in hell!"
"NOOOO! ___! Come back to me, ___!"
"Stay out of the light! STAY OUT OF THE LIIIIIIGHT!"
"Did you? ...I totally didn't notice."
"Aw, thank goodness! I was worried there for a sec."
"In fact... I wanna be with you all the time!"
"Wow, you see right through me. ...Wait, does that mean I finally turned invisible?!"
"I'll take care of you. Even if I die a horrible death, I'll protect you from the... Hey, why the long face?"
"My body is pulsing! I wonder if it’ll explode!"
"Yay! Excessive spending!"
"You think I'll melt my eyeballs if I stare at the sunset?"
"Do you ever sleep? ...Wait, are you undead?"
"I'll love you with every ounce of my blood 'til I die."