I miss you already and you're not even gone

[icecreamsandwichofficial]

Rose Landry highest self esteem of all time. she has mediocre sex a couple times with a guy who seems not all that into it and goes "hm. Well, I'M definitely not the problem. the only possible answer is that he is Gay."

impeccable reasoning, no notes.

[cbsghostsdaily]

GHOSTS | Halloween 4: The Witch

[goth-queen]

[pinqui]

THE ADDAMS FAMILY (1964) 1.07 | Halloween with the Addams Family

[rhera]

BEWITCHED — 3.07 "Twitch or Treat"

[depsidase]

[identifying-deer-in-posts]

Sika deer (Cervus nippon)

[circusclownproductions]

“Can I be mean for a second” I would not care if you killed the bitch in front of me. Now what’s bothering you queen

[depsidase]

[tsarina-anadyomene]

but what about people whose authentic self sucks

[ohemaa-warrior]

I'm tired, I need 40k, I need about 3 months off, and I need a pizza

[absoluteconceptofbeauty]

i want a mysterious source of income

[sophsun1]

Psych – 4.06: Bollywood Homicide

[slavisma]

making it through the day but at what cost

[tvandfilm]

Well, there's nothing better than a fart.

[theboost]

The great thing about Gus is that he perfectly oscillates from playing the annoyed straight man to Shawn’s general insanity to yes-anding to an insane degree. For every moment where he says no Shawn, you did not hear that both ways there’s a moment where he, with no prompting, claims that his fictitious grandmother with a broken hip was teaching a line dancing class. For every time he says Shawn, stop messing around at work, there is a time where after Shawn says he’s been “looking at the man in the mirror”, Gus, in a move that never ever fails to make me laugh, with a completely straight face and no impact on the conversation, does the Michael Jackson “he-he”. He’s insane. He thinks he’s normal. He does 11 point turns. He’s a sympathetic crier.

[venerable-thief]

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

[shegiles]

Extraordinary 1.02 — Magic Bullets