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"im glad you haven't seen the light in awhile. this is literally what you wanted for the prisoners... you know what you put tommy through, i don't even think this is that bad... you wanted this to be for tommy, dream."
what if rosie the sheep just. absolutely hates teenagers. like tommy finds her and tries petting her and she rams squre into his crotch because she just Dislikes the child. phil introduces ranboo to the new syndicate member and ranboo gets fucking Bit. tubbo meets her through relentlessy bullying phil and he rams his head into hers right back because what ELSE would a ram child do? nothing. nothing else
do people still remember the time that quackity asked techno out on a date to get over his fear of him that came from being killed by him multiple times in minecraft monday. techno responded by initiating a terrifying primal game of tag while techno gave quackity a lesson on stamina vs. speed when it comes to predators hunting their prey. quackity lost his hunger after running from techno and techno never sprinted a single time and eventually cornered him. that was the most insane god damn thing that has ever happened and it has barely been touched on even though it eventually became a part of their dynamic. like can we talk about how fucking insane that was??? i havent seen it mentioned since it happened??? that was terrifying??????
Actually it happened in opposite order, quackity tried to do a power play by getting techno to do something for him, techno was like "you feel in control quackity?" and the chase proceeded as mentioned, and THEN quackity asked techno out (as a last ditch effort to stay Alive), to which techno was like "um..no thanks......."and i rewatch that scene constantly
Sorry for putting the image descriptions under a read more, but it is so ridiculously long
[Image one: The first page of a digital comic centered on Wilbur and Tommy in the afterlife. It starts with them sitting at a table, Wilbur energetic while Tommy has his head in his arms. There's a deck of cards on the table and they're talking to each other. Wilbur says "you wanna play B-Brag?" and Tommy replies "no". Wilbur asks "you sure?" and Tommy tells him "fuck off". Below, Wilbur carries on with "oh come on I'll teach you" next to an image of his hand holding two cards. The first card depicts Jschlatt's death while the second depicts Wilbur's. This is accompanied by the text "first we gotta remove the jokers from the deck" and "nothing but trouble, honestly". Below there's panels of Wilbur and Tommy, Wilbur still as energetic and Tommy just as bored. Wilbur explains "I get three cards, you get three cards and we put three in the middle". The last drawing of the page is of the revival book with three ace of hearts on top of it.
Image two: The second page of a digital comic centered on Wilbur and Tommy in the afterlife. They're having another conversation, however Wilbur seems more annoyed than before. Wilbur exclaims "so the rules!" and Tommy says "I don't give a shit". Then, Wilbur replies "stop being insufferable, I'm not letting you cheat" and Tommy asks "how would I even do that??" Then, there's a panel of Dream cradling Tommy's corpse and Wilbur's reply of "some people have more cards up their sleeves than they let on". There's another panel, this time a close-up of Dream's mask and Tommy's beaten face. Wilbur carries on below, with "the game asks you to swap out one card for the best combination". He says "so you can imagine how that fucks it" and "don't cheat, I'll be pissed" above an image of Ghostbur. It ends with Tommy saying "fine, I won't - just... just tell me the rules".
Image three: The third page of a digital comic centered on Wilbur and Tommy in the afterlife. It starts with Wilbur doing jazz hands and "Rule " "get the highest combination!". Then he says "rule... uh, that's it basically". Tommy replies: "the fuck? why bother telling me these stupid rules then?" Wilbur replies back with "because then I can tell you the combos! let's start with the lowest: high". There's a panel of him shuffling the deck of cards to the left and then he continues with "ironic, I know". After, he tells Tommy "anyway, it's a hand of shit" and then "you do it when you have no good options but if you have a table of only highs and you have an ace you can still win". This is accompanied by Tommy's discs and an image of him alone with a sword. Finally, Tommy asks "why an ace?"
Image four: The fourth page of a digital comic centered on Wilbur and Tommy in the afterlife. Wilbur tells Tommy "it's the highest card", followed by Tommy replying "huh?". Replying back, Wilbur says "I know, you'd expect the king, wouldn't you?", which is written above Dream's mask and a golden crown. To the side, there's a drawing of Tommy in exile with the line "in chase the ace, it's the lowest" and, next to a drawing of Tommy and Tubbo after they defeated Dream, there's the line "but in this, it's the highest". Wilbur tells Tommy "neat, huh?", to which Tommy replies "yeah... sure" next to a panel of him in the prison with Dream. The explanation is carried on with "now, the next combo is: a pair" and "it's pretty self-explanatory,". There's panels of four pairs, which are as follows: Phil and Techno, Wilbur and Niki, Sam and Ponk and finally Tommy and Tubbo. The text around says "two of the same number" and "it's okay". Finally, there's an image of Phil, Ranboo and Techno walking in the snow with the line "but sometimes the third card can make".
Image five: The fifth page of a digital comic centered on Wilbur and Tommy in the afterlife. It's starts with three panels and the continuation of the line with "or break it". The first panel shows the turmoil Manberg had on Wilbur and Niki's friendship, Schlatt looming in the background. The second shows Sam and Ponk infront of the egg, eyeing each other - Ponk's eyes are red. The last one shows Dream above Tommy and Tubbo, as if a puppet master. Tommy tells Wilbur "that's stupid", replied to with "you're one to speak". After, Tommy tells Wilbur "mimimimimimi" who replies "anyway, stop interrupting and start listening". The explanation continues with "now: a flush" and "they all have the same suit; a common goal, but still kinda flimsy". There's three groups: Fundy, Ranboo, Tubbo and Quackity as the Butcher Army; Niki and Jack as Team Rocket and Tommy and Techno as the Bedrock Bois.
Image six: The sixth page of a digital comic centered on Wilbur and Tommy in the afterlife. It starts with "above that is a run: 3 cards that go in order". Wilbur explains "you can go pretty far with an ace, king and queen", accompanied by Tommy, Dream and Wilbur respectively. They're wearing their Pogtopia era clothes. Below, it says "but a better combo is a bounce" above the flag of L'manberg. The final line is "it's a flush and run combined". Underneath, are three panels. The first is Eret, the second is Wilbur and the third Techno. They are all submerged in an explosion, which covers the person more with each panel.
Image seven: The seventh page of a digital comic centered on Wilbur and Tommy in the afterlife. The starting line is "and finally, the highest combination: a prial (three of the same number)". Then, there's a conversation: Tommy begins with "I'm gonna get 3 aces every fuckin' time" and "big man shit, innit". Wilbur replies by laughing and saying "maybe you will". Next to this line there's a drawing of Tommy's hand, clenched, and three discs: Cat, Mellohi and Chirp. Below, there's four trios: Fundy, Tommy and Niki (wearing the L'manberg outfits but during the pet war); Wilbur, Tommy and Techno (Pogtopia era); Tommy, Mexican Dream and Girl Dream (during exile) and finally Tommy, Sam and Puffy (during the rescue from the Egg).
Image eight: The eighth page of a digital comic centered on Wilbur and Tommy in the afterlife. Wilbur continues with "maybe you'll get three kings". Next to this is Phil, Dream and Techno, from Doomsday. Underneath, Wilbur says "but the best prial is a prial of 3". This is accompanied by Badboyhalo, Antfrost and Punz - they're all possessed by the Egg. At the bottom, Tommy interjects "since fucking when??". Wilbur replies "dont act surprised! I mean, we play with three cards". At the bottom corner, he finishes with "so it makes sense".
Image nine: The ninth page of a digital comic centered on Wilbur and Tommy in the afterlife. Wilbur begins by asking Tommy "so: what do you think?" - Tommy says "sounds like shit". He continues "im not playing with you big dubs". He's biting at his nails and seems nervous. Wilbur's face goes blank and he replies "well tough Tommy". There's a drawing of Wilbur pulling three cards from the top of the deck. In the middle of the page, there's a big panel of Dream resurrecting Tommy, who seems very panicked. The final image shows Tommy holding three aces, one of which he's swapping out for an ace of hearts. Dream tells Tommy "you don't have a fucking choice".]
(This is a reference to a painting by John Everett Millais, most famous on tumblr for being the painting someone redrew as Zuko for that one text post)
“average dsmp member has more trauma than average hc member” factoid actually just statistical error. average hermitcraft member actually has slightly more (and usually much weirder) trauma than the average dsmp member. traumas tommy, who lives on the dsmp and cannot catch a fucking break, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
the thing i love most about mumza the goddess of death headcannon is the fact that people who die most likely see her. like she's the hades of the dream smp or something
think of schlatt or tommy dying, seeing this woman in all black with a veil and they look closer and they go "philza minecraft's wife kristin minecraft???" and BAM they're in hell.
the same with wilbur but he says "MOTHER??" and gets booted onto his fucking train station
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