Your Daily Dose Of Comedy*

*Description of comedy may vary based on person

[throwbackblr]

“The nerve of those Whos. Inviting me down there. On such short notice. Even if I wanted to go, my schedule wouldn’t allow it!”

[midnightmurdershow]

True Blood (2008 – 2014) Season 01 Episode 05 “Sparks Fly Out" Directed by Daniel Minahan

[just-shower-thoughts]

The reason why men so often think women are flirting with them is due to societal norms. Guy friends aren’t very affectionate towards each other like girl friends often tend to be, thus a girl’s affection comes of as flirting to a man.

[addamsfilm]

[winchysteria]

the only true ally

[just-shower-thoughts]

Getting laid and getting off are both amazing but getting laid off sucks

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Arguing with some people is like playing chess with a pigeon. You can make all the logical moves you want, but at some point the pigeon is gonna knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it won anyway.

[valtsv]

you think being gay is hard??? try telling people youre only attracted to clowns

[valtsv]

theres literally no possible response i can make to this where i come out a winner. ive actually never been owned this hard before. i think i legally owe you money now.

[parkchanwoohoo]

I don’t believe in astrology but one time when I was in college I was complaining about how dumb astrology was and after a while someone on the train went “Shut the hell up and let people have fun you Capricorn sun, Virgo moon bitch” and I was like what the fuck

Then I went home and looked it up and they were right so I don’t say anything anymore

[ruinedchildhood]

Reblog for Good luck🙏🏼

[atwoods]

[funnypages]

Deadpool and Spiderman: Heartmates.

[commiegoth]

[thestoryandyou]

[richardalexanderrr]

basing a foreign speaker’s intelligence on how fluent they are in a foreign language is so ignorant

[runthatonebymeagain-deactivated]

As my dad always says, “Anyone who speaks with an accent knows one more language than you.”

[norment]

When Miz Cookie started singing happy birthday Mr President I lost it

[pocmemes]

[madamspeaker]

[mamalazzer]

The new Star Wars trailer looks amazing

[finsngils-deactivated20210213]

Why is she holding it like a wand

[southernalchemy-deactivated2019]

Because she’s a fucking witch, Grant.

[gracestealingcastiel]

I don’t care what this is but I’d love some context