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kimquatz

i put tinykat in tomodachi life

kimquatz

i spent 3-4 days putting him in pixel by pixel

mr-foods

i just want people to see this

panicawa

Dressed up in (an updated) Kanaya cosplay for the occasion! Happy 4/13.

#oh my god #you look stunning #cosplay #kanaya maryam #mod: rogue of blood

gendertrickster

you know it just clicked for me recently what aradia being a frog actually meant in terms of gender roles. and let me tell you. it's a little nauseating

tendorksclasspecting

The only way for her and her friends to survive their game is for Aradia to die at the hands of her lover, merge with an animal made to be bred, get shoved into a robot body as the subject of someone else's lust, and then die a million deaths. She is freed not by her own hand but by the cancerous Green Sun itself destroying her dream self, who is chained to her god tier slab and never got to wake up. God Tier Aradia literally rises from the ashes of her dreams.

The point of the whole game is breeding frogs and that is kind of what the game does to Aradia - multiplying her across timelines like white blood cells in response to an infection until her universe itself dies. She just wanted to live her life and enjoy digging up and preserving dead shit, but the forces that be instead force her into a horrifically twisted version of female gender roles and sacrifice.

#aradia megido #homsetuck gender roles #the passivity of maids #also with the added perspective of damara as a recipient of horrific violence by way of her femininity #just #yucky yucky yucky #mod: rogue of blood

warningsine

I don't know what "Homestuck" is and at this point I'm too afraid to ask.

calware

JADE: have you told dirk yet? DAVE: no DAVE: im one hundred percent avoiding that conversation thats for sure JADE: do you really think hell respond that badly? DAVE: no its just DAVE: idk DAVE: at best itll be awkward as hell DAVE: tbh im kind of hoping hell notice on his own like damn dave has tits now? and put two and two together DAVE: hes a smart guy im sure he can figure it out on his own JADE: and you think thats a good idea? DAVE: sure why not JADE: :| DAVE: ... JADE: :| :| DAVE: dont fucking :| at me JADE: ill fucking :| at whoever i want! JADE: :P DAVE: maybe i can like DAVE: sneak it into the conversation subliminally DAVE: so he can understand on like a subconscious level but in such a way it doesnt occur to him directly and we dont have to talk about it DAVE: wait i actually havent told him were dating yet DAVE: which is something hes been banking on since forever since he likes you so much DAVE: i can just smoothly deposit that nugget of information into the conversation before its meaning starts rendering in his mind DAVE: like DAVE: hey bro JADE AND I ARE DATINGalsoimagirlnowISNT SHE GREAT JUST WANTED YOU TO KNOW JADE: hehehehe. DAVE: and hell be so focused on the you part that his brain will just skip right over the girl part DAVE: jade does that count as talking about it DAVE: no thats stupid JADE: i dont know dave i think thats a GREAT plan. :) DAVE: okay somehow the smiley face is more patronizing than the :| is it too late to bring back the :| JADE: its too late!

calware

DAVE: hey dirk can i talk to you for a second DIRK: What's up? DAVE: okay theres kind of this thing ive been meaning to tell you DAVE: and like it doesnt have to be a big deal and shit or anything but you should probably know DAVE: ... DAVE: im... trans DIRK: Oh. DIRK: I kind of... already knew? DAVE: ...damn is it that obvious? DIRK: Shit, I didn't mean it that way. I mean- DIRK: It just makes sense, genetics-wise. Between Roxy and I. DIRK: Since Roxy's a girl, and I'm... DIRK: Also a trans guy. DAVE: .........what? [i can't communicate it via this dialogue format but dave is doing that wide-eyed blinking thing] DIRK: So because we both have the same XX chromosomes, making ectoclone babies with a Y chromosome wouldn't be possible. DIRK: Okay, that was a horrifically clunky explanation, but you get what I'm saying. DIRK: I've just thought about it, is all. DAVE: ... DIRK: So I already knew, but I didn't want to just mention it without you bringing it up first, since I wasn't sure how personal it was for you? DIRK: And it's not even important anyway. DIRK: And... DIRK: Yeah. DAVE: ... DAVE: ...o...kay DAVE: great talk bro DIRK: Anytime man.

tendorksclasspecting

Talking with Roxy goes a bit better:

(Added a cut because this got super long oops. Dave & Roxy are both masters of the non-sequitor. If u saw the fucked up version no u didnt)

#hope it's not too ooc #I think roxy would be better than dirk #but she still has that like #understanding of gender as something genetic #she's just too steeped in ectobiology and mutation to avoid it #at least that has given her an understanding that it's mutable #but yeah #anyway because now im thinking about genes and ectobiology #i think it would be funny if the strilondes actually all have reptile sex determination genes instead of human #because of the batterwitch fucking with roxy and dirk #so their sexes were actually determined by goo cooking temperature #specifically i think that would be funny because it would drive dirk insane

caffstrink

To celebrate finishing rereading homosuck. Made them deltaing the runes

cgtg

ko-fi rq for @hamsterdads of two jades from his project that i've been told will be dropping in nov'25...! this is srsly one of the coolest things ive been asked to draw a pic for. had a rlly great time adding the FX to this, the visuals i lifted str8 from the story.

keep ur eyes peeled for this thing srsly. it's a rlly great story. NOVEMBER! mark it down...

high-res on ko-fi

conceptofjoy

not to be incredibly rgu brained, but also

conceptofjoy

you can see in the back on the board, he scribbles out 🜯 something like that. which turns into an upside down 🜊 and ☉ (supposed to be yellow)

tendorksclasspecting

Im not sure what youre cooking but that is either the newtonian alchemical symbol for antimony or a combination of the alchemical symbols for acid & gold

#hs theory

mmmmalo

Reading into Hussie's silly animal names is probably a fool's errand, but I converted "maplehoof" into "red handed" on a whim (since maple leaves are famous for their brilliant red) and now I'm stuck stewing on what the hell that would even imply.

mmmmalo

tendorksclasspecting

I always thought the Maple part at least was a spin off of Anna's pony Acorn in the Pony Pals series?

Also did not know someone did the whole book!

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

#hs equines #dirk strider

damnimightbedead

Big fan of the beforan ancestors, and also a big fan of lime blood karkat/the imposter…

But i just think lime bloods literally being hunted down to extinction for being genetically arsonists when there are bitches exploding each others minds by sneezing next door is a little bit silly

Like wtf was alternia on??? there are bigger things to worry about than the pyromaniacs when you’ve got murder juggalos. And also the highbloods are fucking SEA dwellers just go swimming or smth tf are the lime bloods gonna do

I’m intrigued if lime bloods lore will be expanded on any more, and if it isn’t i’ll just stay disappointed

tiredaalienn

Literally was thinking the same thing!! ( the imposter, my beloved)

This whole time I headcannoned that their powers was calming others down

( based on this scene where karkat shooshed Gamzee into being normal and his text changes to the lime colour)

I viewed this "calming powers" as a danger to Condesces plans to have a more military based system + divide the casts further from each other

But I guess they are just shooting fire now

tendorksclasspecting

Thematically I think the shoosh powers also make a lot more sense with the cherub themes of kankri and karkat's blood colour mutation being a cancer sign thing.

#beforan ancestors #it's a ahame how many themes are kinda just dumped down the drain here

chiotri-loves-davekat

Beforan dancestor masterpost

Main photos

Descriptions

reference pics that we have

Bonus fat Songbird Snootnose by vibri

#Beforan ancestors #hs addendums

bellcarved

The Unreliable Narrative of the Beforan Ancestors

I don't think the we're supposed to take the Beforan ancestors at face value.

Specifically, I think we're seeing way they're remembered instead of the objective truth, and that the Beforan state is very concerned with its own optics and not as concerned with actual ethics.

Let's go through my interpretations of what some of them say:

Zoologer Coolscar: You don't need to "rescue" childless lusii. If that were the case, they wouldn't be able to manage their children at all. It's either done for PR, an exotic animal exhibit for the wealthy, or they're just weird. This lines up with what we see in Exemplar Danklook; that the higher classes are presented as perfect to the public. Coolscar probably as flawed as the rest of the Amporas, in person. (sorry to the hundreds of Coolscar fans that popped up immediately)

The Helpsman: This is the one that set off this theory. (I thought about the Swansong part first, but didn't expect much deception until this.) Everything about the phrasing is so very very suspicious. He cannot be that happy about this. It feels like they're forcing him to smile for their image and I'm halfway convinced he's still a battery against his will.

The Imposter: Where do I even start with this one, the story is pretty sus. (sorry, I had to) They outline how the different levels of pyrokinesis are tested, and that he landed a job as "extremely weak". But weak means they're there. And if he was tested for pyrokinesis, was the mine explosion a ruse to get him arrested and disappeared for his blood color, once they found out about it? As well, it just casually mentions that the Beforus government covered up his blood, which is quite noteworthy because it confirms that coverups are something they do. What else are they hiding?It's very suspicious how much emphasis they put on ideas like "he insisted he should be a martyr but we made sure to forget him" and "he was just faking it to fit in, no other reason." (paraphrased)

Lamplady Swansong: Have you heard of the serial killer nurse Kristen Gilbert, "Angel of Death"? When I first read Swansong's backstory, I thought it sounded familiar. Gilbert was responsible for hundreds of deaths believed to be "bad luck," when in reality she was manufacturing medical crisis situations in order to show off her skills as a nurse. Sounds a lot like our Vriska with Bec Noir. Of course, Beforan highbloods are expected to look perfect, so if her crimes were ever discovered they would have just been covered up to save face. Swansong may have done some things wrong.

Songbird Sootnose: There's two interpretations here. One, the fact that she felt like she had to hide her disability and keep working reinforces the Helpsman being without a choice in his working situation, and thus the idea of forced hard work under some kind of threat being commonplace. The other, if the Impostor really was framed, was she framed too? Did she ever really lose her sense of smell? Neither is a good look.

The Rankmaid and The Treeaboo: If Beforus really does keep the lower castes working themselves halfway to death while pretending they're happy, it would explain why these two ran off to live in the forest just to hang out and talk about manga. It was an escape, somewhere where they'd never be found. But the Beforan state disavows any connection to the myth of Pupa Pan, and they were just silly weeaboos, so no need to think about that. And if the explosion knocked out the trees, but the explosion was faked (see: the Impostor analysis), was this a deliberate attempt to take down a growing movement against Beforan work conditions?

The Bland Highblood: If you pay close attention, you'll notice that it doesn't say anything about him, personally, at all. Not a word. And this makes perfect sense: He's a mime. He's sworn to silence. If purplebloods are expected to serve as the enforcers of Alternia's cruelty, and Beforan purplebloods are given the solemn duty of silence, then that silence suggests something terrible. That their goal is just as malicious, but they must never tell, sworn to silence in the figurative sense as well as the literal. At minimum, they're the ones responsible for covering up the Impostor's blood color, but likely more.

There is no cruelty on Beforus; the empress forbids it. But the motto is shallow, and they only care that it looks that way.

#beforan ancestors #hs theory

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