i ship it

16 años comiendo helado como experta. 2 años años sufriendo la separación de mi banda preferida. Shipper de aquellas y fangirl de profesión. ¿Por qué no soy portadora de la llave espada?

[kyojinsenshu]

The Pickles were under his tongue the whole time

[tenedorexbyislove]

Bueno...qué tal?

[tenedorexbyislove]

Quiero más gente así en el mundo (3/3)

El chico de los subtitulos está de vuelta.

aún cuando se iba, siempre supimos que volvería...

y todo terminó con un “Captions by No Way”

[tenedorexbyislove]

Quiero más gente así en el mundo (2/3)

-Dando una vuelta por yt llegué a un video donde el chico que subtitula es alguien digno de leer-

Cuando toda esperanza estaba perdida...volvió

no dejaba de compartir su asombro...

aún cuando no había nada que decir...siempre nos sorprendía

aún cuando no tenía cara...tenía corazón

pero no perdí su esencia...

se expresó siempre con tanta elocuencia...

[tenedorexbyislove]

Quiero más gente así en el mundo (1/3)

Me metí a un video random en yt y el chico de los subtítulos me está matando. (En el video no se escucha más que el sonido de los objetos)

Todo empezó cuando subtituló el fuego:

y siguió: 

y siguió...

y fue tomando confianza...

aún siendo el que subtitulaba, no dejaba de asombrarse...

hasta que...

luego de unos segundos, reinó el silencio...

[ginkgocrown-old-blog]

I showed this post to my boyfriend and he tried to take his shirt off like a girl and 

uh

yeah

[castielsteenwolf]

Out of the 82k notes my post got this is by far the best comment holy shit thank u for being u

[wingscanspeak]

So i tried it both ways and uh

i mean how do you do the first one without pulling out all your hair?

[zorobro]

this made me laugh really hard….

and it made me realize that girls and boys pull their shirt off differently. /amazed

but seriously I think girls just do the cross arm thing because of HAIR like demonstrated 

[wingscanspeak]

So one year, one URL change, and a hair cut later, I decide to try again… FOR SCIENCE! 

Its not science unless you write it down so 

[30secondstocalifornia]

First method:

Well done, i guess…

Second:

I fucked up

Girls… how?

[ohshititsmama-deactivated201812]

I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW WE CAN HAVE SUCH DIFFERENT WAYS OF TAKING OFF SHIRTS AND SO MUCH DIFFICULTY DOING IT THE OTHER WAY

[iprayforangels-deactivated20220]

I FIGURED IT OUT!!!!!

It’s all in the way that girl/boys shirts are made.

Girls shirts have less armpit room then boy’s do and are generally shorter so pulling it off over your head is more practical because by lifting your arms all the way up you make enough room for the sleeves to just slip off.

Boys shirts have more room and are generally longer so it is easy to slip them off over your head.

but if you take a girls shirt off like a boys shirt you will get your arms caught because there isn’t much armpit space.

and if you take a boys shirt off like a girls shit you will still have your head in it when you’ve lifted your arms all the way up because of the shirt’s length.

It has nothing to do with us. It is entirely to do with how our shirts are made. I figured it out for you. YOU’RE WELCOME!

[prince-cake]

bless you

[wingscanspeak]

look what is back on my dash. Jesus.

[panicatthegym]

This came back but with ACTUAL SCIENCE you are the saviour of our generation

[rightplace-wrongtime]

I have no words

[zazzcrafting-deactivated2017061]

I seriously just needed this

[setbabiesonfire]

This deserves the 1 million+ notes it has.

[shmit-goes-cabang]

Lol tumblr finds an answer to everything I swear to goodness

[infomedicos]

[all-too-well-13]

i hope taylor never follows you

okay

[shaking-off-the-bad-blood]

This is still my favorite thing ever

[speakmeow1313-deactivated201606]

SLAY

[kenxoxmusic]

YEEEEEEESSSSS

[taylorsuperman]

HAHA YOU GO GIRL

[fighttheirdoubt13-deactivated20]

Oh my gosh. YES.

[itsaswiftwonderland]

Officially my favorite post ever

[taylor-likes-to-kill-us]

the sass omfg

[shakeitoffline]

THIS POST>>>

[elianorma-deactivated20191103]

QUEEN @all-too-well-13

[tastefullyoffensive]

[queerist]

i have never related to cat so much in my life

[fake-ketchup-blog]

Me

[carudamon119]

[disneygif]

[conspiracygrandpa]

there’s a ten year old boy in my high school honors math class who speaks six different languages.

[conspiracygrandpa]

you shitheads think im fucking with you look at this little genius.

like what even look at him discussing with our teacher and shit she has more respect for that child than me im so jealous of his like everything. are you smarter than a fifth grader? no I’m fucking not.

[shayelisabeth]

Always reblog this

[masculinityissofragile]

YES LADIES PLEASE DONT BUY THINGS YOU NEED FOR NORMAL BODILY FUNCTIONS AROUND US GUYS.

[greythegryphon]

Am I the only one distressed that he included toothbrushes on this list?

[skygenders]

[mouseremote147863456]

[yellowpillowcase]

i didn’t reblog this before, but this got better.

[jonasbro]

x

[unclefather]

[futubandera]

Bien jugado tumblr, bien jugado

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