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fallow-grove

yknow what would be a fucked up phone feature

ahno-nimus

No, I don't. Please, proceed.

fallow-grove

if whenever you plugged it in you had to manually enable charging mode and there was no built in way to automate it

ahno-nimus

That would be fucked up.

fallow-grove

yknow what would be more fucked up

ahno-nimus

Football field full of viruses.

ahno-nimus

Abraham Lincoln teeth sculpture.

ahno-nimus

Really big vampire.

ahno-nimus

Inside-out Sweden.

fallow-grove

if they added automatic charging mode but paywalled it

ahno-nimus

Yeah that's pretty fucked up.

pastacrylic

gotabonetapick-deactivated20200

Group chat

Someone: *posts a picture of their cat*

Everyone else:

#same

yeahponcho

poncho no that’s too much!!!!

#cutie #lizard

painstation-deactivated20181026

#cutie #hamster

foinah

witness Snake

#hourlycomicday

#cutie #snake

solid-snakes

my name is Snek,

and if i cud

(becus my eyes

is not so gud)

stik out my tung -

ples dont be scare!

i taste to smel.

i lik the air.

#cutie #snake

i doodled miku, not used to using this art style but it was fun : )

#rydoodles #vocaloid #hatsune miku #vocaloid miku #miku hatsune #mikuhatsune #hatsunemiku

casually changes my url after centuries

#haru? hello

animal-factbook

A cat who was meant to be a dog.

#cutie #kitty

back on tumblr to ask why being a fudanshi is bad now? i come back to tumblr every like 2 months and see new things

#haru? hello #this is based off a post i saw

weloveshortvideos

#cutie #puppy #video

dxactivatxdusxr

A group of rough looking boys walked past me today and all I heard of their conversation was “he’s got that anxiety disorder bro so I went with him so he’d be more comfortable” and it made me realise the world isn’t all that bad

fitzefitcher

#this is team skull

its-just-a-phage

The pet store I worked at had a pen with rabbits near the front door. On every side of the pen were huge signs saying “You can pet me, but don’t pick me up!” One day two absolutely huge guys came in and one immediately reaches into the pen to grab a rabbit. Before i could say anything his friend grabbed his arm and asked him “did you see the sign?” He said “yeah! it says that you can pick them up but don’t pet them!” Then he went quiet for a moment and softly said “I didn’t read it right did I?” And his friend just puts his arm on his shoulder and said “its ok, i know you’ve got that thing where words get mixed up. Let just pet these cute lil shits” And I still haven’t gotten over that interaction.

yallmightt

I was walking my dog through Boston bc he likes the likes car rides. He’s a little thing tbh we call him short and long. So this huge scary man with a full beard approaches me like “hey can my buddy and I pet your dog? He gets nervous around dogs but your’s is so small I think it’s a good place to start.” Ofc I was like “yes he’s very friendly!” So this guy brings his equally big friend over and they sit on the floor while this man looks terrified of my tiny dog so big man number one asks “can I pick him up?” And i say yes so he picks him up and puts him on man number two’s lap and man number two is abt to freak out and his friend straight up just goes “hey man, it’s okay just relax I’d never let anything hurt you. He’s a good boy.” I’ll never forget it ever bc I know that man looked at me (5'3 , glasses, probably wearing a sweater vest) and my dog (kinda goofy looking little thing) and was like ‘ah yes the two least intimidating living things I’ve seen in Boston all day he’ll feel relaxed around them’ and went out of his way to help his friend. It makes me so happy