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Cross your fingers for Disney losing full Avengers rights
Just to be clear this would not make them unable to make the movies theyād just have to properly pay the creators and their families for the use of the characters.
I fucking hope they lose so bad.
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Once upon a time, I would have used this opportunity to call you an empty, lonely, power hungry sheādemon. But Iām an artist, Yennefer. Itās my job to put myself in other peopleās shoes.
Anya Chalotra and Joey Batey as Yennefer of Vengerberg and Jaskier in THE WITCHER Season 2 (2019ā)
Kaminari: Hey, Kirishima? Can I get some dating advice?
Kirishima: Just because Iām with Bakugo doesnāt mean I know how I did it.
Klance for drawing ideas? Your caught in the rain art was very cute.
gotta say though, imagine if after one of Geralt's more heroic jobs that Jaskier was Just Kinda There For the monarch of wherever they were granted him the title of Viscount and he's just been bumbling about being a Viscount for 10 years, using it to get free drinks and good seats at the theatre but otherwise Not Really Thinking About It
*at a fancy banquet*
Announcer: introducing Geralt of Rivia and Viscount Julian Alfred Pankratz.
Geralt: hold on. You're a viscount?
Jaskier: yeah?
Geralt: since when?
Jaskier, shrugging: when was that contract with the basilisk? You were there, Geralt, do keep up.
Geralt: the queen made you a viscount?? But you didn't fucking do anything!!
Jaskier: yeah. Bit odd, that. Ah well. CanapƩ?
I feel like itās even funnier if Geralt was honoured too, like the monarch named him duke of some unimportant region or other, but since Geralt was about ready to collapse/had ringing in his ears from a concussion, he just went āuh huh sureā to whatever the monarch was saying at the time, and so he doesnāt know. And Jaskier certainly isnāt going to tell him. *sips wine*
Jaskier's been popping over to Geralt's duchy to make sure everything is "running smoothly" every few months (which here means living it up, getting free wine, making sure no one particularly awful has managed to get in charge and generally having a Great Time) and now the actual people who live there/who are under Geralt's apparent employ assume he's Geralt's husband.
(Jaskier does not correct them)
((this results to an Extremely Awkward Moment when a contract leads them to Geralt's duchy and everyone is Super Thrilled to see Their Lord Duke Geralt of Rivia and his husband and Geralt is like. I'm a what? And he's my WHAT?))
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Lim Heng Swee
gotta say though, imagine if after one of Geralt's more heroic jobs that Jaskier was Just Kinda There For the monarch of wherever they were granted him the title of Viscount and he's just been bumbling about being a Viscount for 10 years, using it to get free drinks and good seats at the theatre but otherwise Not Really Thinking About It
*at a fancy banquet*
Announcer: introducing Geralt of Rivia and Viscount Julian Alfred Pankratz.
Geralt: hold on. You're a viscount?
Jaskier: yeah?
Geralt: since when?
Jaskier, shrugging: when was that contract with the basilisk? You were there, Geralt, do keep up.
Geralt: the queen made you a viscount?? But you didn't fucking do anything!!
Jaskier: yeah. Bit odd, that. Ah well. CanapƩ?
I feel like itās even funnier if Geralt was honoured too, like the monarch named him duke of some unimportant region or other, but since Geralt was about ready to collapse/had ringing in his ears from a concussion, he just went āuh huh sureā to whatever the monarch was saying at the time, and so he doesnāt know. And Jaskier certainly isnāt going to tell him. *sips wine*
Jaskier's been popping over to Geralt's duchy to make sure everything is "running smoothly" every few months (which here means living it up, getting free wine, making sure no one particularly awful has managed to get in charge and generally having a Great Time) and now the actual people who live there/who are under Geralt's apparent employ assume he's Geralt's husband.
(Jaskier does not correct them)
((this results to an Extremely Awkward Moment when a contract leads them to Geralt's duchy and everyone is Super Thrilled to see Their Lord Duke Geralt of Rivia and his husband and Geralt is like. I'm a what? And he's my WHAT?))
this video is so well done it deserves an oscar
IN A ROW?
oh my god the lipsync on this is so good
[Mako: You sucked that guys dick? Korra: Yeahā¦how do you think I knew that heā¦ Mako: wait, but you said that you only had sex with three different guys! You never mentioned him! Korra: Because I never HAD sex with him! Mako: You sucked his dick! ā Mako: What?! Something like 36? Korra: Lower your voiceā¦ Mako: Wait, what is that anyways, something like 36? Does that include me? Korra: ā¦.Youāre 37 Mako: Iām 37?! Korra: Iām going to class! Mako: uhh, my god! ā Mako: 37! My girlfriendās sucked 37 dicks! Bolin: In a row?]
world heritage post
First Becca Meyers, who is a swimmer, had to drop out of the Olympics because she is deaf and blind but wasnāt allowed to bring her care assistant
Now it turns out that Simone Biles had to drop out of the Olympics because they made her go off of her medication and whatās worse is that we know this because her medical history was leaked
For the record, Biles isnāt accused of using the medication as an enhancement, Japan has banned the medication from the country because they used to use it to drug their soldiers
Not to be that guy but this shit wouldnāt have to keep happening if all of you would add disabled peopleās civil rights to the agenda. Maybe right after you get around to banning all plastic straws. I donāt know. Fuck us, I guess
I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldnāt get me one because they were ātoo violent and also ate peopleā :(
hnn I WANT IT SO BAD
on closer inspection, it makes a lot of really obnoxious noises and is also Too Expensive. BUT FEAR NOT I found this slightly smaller dude wedged in the back!
IT HAS BITE ACTION, AND THATāS THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS
now we enter the testing phase
yup. looks good.
Extreme Chompin T-Rex says ITāS NEVER TOO LATE TO FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS
Can we take a moment to appreciate that we can use this as a rosetta stone to say āEXTREME CHOMPINā ā in four languages?
OH SHIT YOUāRE RIGHT, let me check the garbage to see if itās still there! hopefully I didnāt destroy it in my excitement
*roar sound effect*
IMPORTANT UPDATE:
update update: I re-sized her collar and found a bag of toy bones at the craft store. I havenāt put this much effort into a non-school thing since my last job search, help
(secret bonus: the other side of her tag)
Thereās more!
I love.
I saw that people are reblogging the thread again, so I thought Iād give you all an update on how Wexter is doing!
(just fine)
Wexter And The Case Of Her Continuing Marvelously Naughty Garden Adventures
Wexter says SHE WOULD NEVER DO SUCH A THING (but she might chew your ankles a little bit maybe)
so itās come to my attention that at some point this weekend Wexter blew past 100,000 notes, and I for one think thatās very cash money of her.
itās been a few weeks, I suppose we should check up on the AHSGSHGAFB?!
ajdhf.
well thatās just,,,
REXCELLENT
two hundred THOUSAND notes???!?!
HELL
YES
HELL
FUCKING
YES.
This feels like the start to a horror movie and I love it
ok, iām built like a noble ox. like i am 6ā²1 and i am sturdy lady. like thighs for days. if you try to move me. you will be moved. body images aside (lol, i am self conscious about my size, yeah itās life)Ā
so like, i am very used to girls standing next to me in public places. i end up acquiring a pack of ladies. just because women are like, that lady is a lady men stay away from. i am jerk kryptonite (usually, i get my fair share of creeps, such is life) but most men have self preservation that this 6ā²1 ox will break them. and i will
so usually i am in my own phone and look up to another lady standing next to me. and i will immediately look up and make eye contact and nod. like, you know, that nod. i see you and you can talk if there is something wrong. i end up on a reg basis being a defacto bodyguard to these young ladies and small women while waiting for buses and in the metro.Ā
i am a large oak tree. i protect the other birds.Ā
ladies, we all got roles. find tree in the wild. weāre always happy to provide shelter from the creeps.
iāve regularly said,Ā āmove on, she doesnāt want to be your friendā
Iām in love
Story time: So Iām 6ā2 and ābig bonedā as my mother would call it. This happens to me all the time and a couple years ago I managed to get the the front row of a Macklemore concert. This woman, probably 5ā4, squeezes up next to me and says, āHey, Iām here alone, do you mind if I stand in front of you?ā Of course not. So weāre all having a good time, dancing around, when all of a sudden this Broā¢ļø is behind me telling me that Iām too tall to be in the front row and itās not fair. Now, keep in mind that this concert was outside, in February, in Vail CO. It was FREEZING so not only am I of the stature I am but I had my hair up and a beanie on and a big coat and boots. We try our best to ignore him but Broā¢ļø is drunk and very clearly thinks Iām a man and proceeds to punch me in the back of the head.
LIL SIS WENT OFF, FOLKS. This tiny woman literally moved me out of the way, jumped up, and head butted Broā¢ļø in the face with such a fury. I thought she was going to kill him, it was truly a beautiful moment in my life.
The moral of the story is that for every tree in the wild there is a cute little birdy who will defend its shelter to the death. Stick together ladiesšÆāāļø
NOW I AM IN LOVE.
/looks at that one comment about Valdo not properly blowing an instrument/ He was that bad in bed with you, Jask?
Oh darling, gentlemen ne'er kiss and tell ā¦
And though I am no gentleman, I have spent my fair share of time in the stocks for accusations of slander (all unsubstantiated!) to be wary of ā¦ er, baldly sharing such intimate details.
That said ā¦ I have no compunctions about passing along some gossip I have heard from unsubstantiated sources ;) which you are welcome to spread as widely as you will ;)
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You know, Julian, your inability to properly cite your sources is why youāre destined to never reach true academic brilliance. And your continued reputation as a gossip puts grandmothers across the Continent to shame.
But as you so helpfully suggested, we are encouraged to spread the gossip as widely as we will - is that not so?
A bold invitation, Pankratz, even for you. But Iām afraid if you want to substantiate your (inaccurate) claims youāll have to learn some manners first.
THE FULL BULLPEN!!!!
Country Roadsā¦ Take me Homeā¦ To the Placeā¦ Where I Belongā¦. West Virginiaā¦ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Thank you @_gabrielpicolo š
Follow them on twitter!! ā”ļø
so hard to find a decent exorcist these days :/
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