give me a leg to stand on

adi, they/them, 20 - i write very occasionally sometimes

[ravioliet]

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

[loreleywrites]

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

[tenorgore]

when the show is so bad you start making up shit because against all odds the leads have you entranced and you want to rescue them from what is inevitably going to be a car wreck

[charl0ttan]

long distance friends pets feel like celebrities because you can only be parasocial with them

[dyke-husband]

Letterpress print on black linen cloth. 24point clearface heavy. This took 4 hours to set the type btw.

Text reads: “I fantasize about a dildo with nerve endings. I type "how to fuck a partner with my clitoris" into the search bar. The results are articles & reddit posts with tips for helping your boyfriend find your clit. I realy think str8 folks should have to search through dozens of search results about Dyke sex before finding whatever they were actually looking for. Anyway. I imagine pulling my leather harness over my hips, the black silicone connecting just above my clit. They kiss me and trace the scars on my chest. They let me touch them & they touch my silicone, they guide me inside of them. I'm not sure what this would feel like, A dildo with nerve endings does not yet exist. But I know it would be as close to heaven as i'll get.”

[renegadesstuff]

he knew deep down that he wasn't the mole 🥺

[colinglass]

CIA (Season 1 Episode 9: Blood Money)

[byjove]

this is very difficult for me because I hate hockey but love gay sex and poor communication in fictional relationships

[mrsreidetall]

An FBI guy, a CIA guy and a Lebanese assassin walk into a bar and only one walks out cause the other two are too fucking dumb to guard against nostalgia and tasty food 😭😭🥳🥳

[ewefo]

demon dean getting his hands on some enchanted rosary beads which can command the user with a given word. so he tricks cas into putting them on and makes cas follow him around while he goes about his demonic antics. whenever cas tries to disobey or leave he says "sit" and cas slams into the ground inuyasha style

[ewefo]

anyways this is where i live now

[prettymachine]

it is absolutely essential to have friends you can have extremely insane pervert conversations with. this is kind of what makes life worth living

[kinky-cas]

I love need you, 8x17 Goodbye Stranger

[tenorgore]

just got around to tackling my overflowing ao3 inbox and im like. fuck. some of these i always forget to reply to im so sorry y'all is it still socially acceptable to respond after TWO MONTHS

[drowning-lessonz]

daily affirmations

i am the unkillable faggot

i can exist in grocery stores

i have the shittiest music taste in any room

i have a gun

[strawlessandbraless]

[hydrachea]

> turns on my computer

> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default

> opens my email

> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default

> launches a software

> disables a new AI fea

[sackboys-moved]

Love not having a ”””fandom””” specific blog. Something new will just consume my mind and everyone has to accept it. My house

[smartskirt]