too nasty to live, too horny to die

tfw u like mpreg unironically bi//nonbinary//they/them

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So this is really it, huh?

Thanks for everything, yall. This is for the users who have stuck around for years, the one who just followed me yesterday, and the sfw main blogs who look through my archive and like their favorites.

For the longest time I thought there was nobody out there with my bizarre taste and I was so happy to be proved wrong :') Thanks for enjoying everything here with me.

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My fwb asked me if I was kinky and I didn't know what to say because they were probably referring to being spanked or tied up or fisted or whatever but my experience of kink is 90% jerking off to embarassing fetish art in my room, alone

[cryocub]

Feeling heavy after dinner - three pasta sandwiches washed down with 2L of chocolate milk 😊

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Sooooo is there actually a way to ironically like mpreg 👀

If there is [clutches chest dramatically], I wouldn't know

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That last reblog reminded me about how I went on a Tinder date yesterday with the premise of rock climbing but it ended with fisting I’m not even kidding

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@momo-derp Glad you could witness my first ho story in a good while 😂 It took me by surprise bc while I DID download Tinder to get laid I wasn't expecting it to happen on my Very First Tinder Date Ever, even less so with fisting lmao

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That last reblog reminded me about how I went on a Tinder date yesterday with the premise of rock climbing but it ended with fisting I’m not even kidding

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I don’t always get sexual intrusive thoughts, but when I do it’s usually way over the top like “I want to kill Ignis Scientia with my bare hands” or some shit

[cranneo]

Don't suppose we can see Mr. 'Hot Dad' without the shirt on? XD

LOL just a peek, anon

[kaibutsu-orochi]

HMMM SMTHN SELF INDULGENT UNDER THE CUT

Keep reading

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What is this anime with the gif of the guy getting lifted up via tentacles by a red haired man with the green bandana?

it's from a short series called Orenchi no Furo Jijou. The gif is about as saucy as it gets but I defs recommend 👀

[distendedbellies]

hey what if breeding boys on a farm were injected with drugs that force them into hyperovulation? and their ovaries get so swollen from pumping out eggs that you can feel them if you firmly massage the boys abdomens, and that's how the farm decides if they're ready to be hooked into the breeding machine yet. the boys beg to be bred early, but the farm waits until their ovaries are sore to the touch. by that point, their over-ripe wombs carry at least 20 fertile eggs

breeding farms are one of my fave scenarios and this is a gREAT idea holy shit

[octo-risotto]

YUSUKE + BIG BANG BURGER = THE ONLY ACCEPTABLE PAIRING 

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Easter is basically what Halloween is for goths but for ppl who like oviposition

[grosslyghostly]

its 5 am and I just had 2 read this with my own two eyes…..

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Happy early Easter 🐣💦💦😉🌼

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Easter is basically what Halloween is for goths but for ppl who like oviposition

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bf: let's be cute Pokémon breeders together for Sakuracon

me: Breeders 💦💦👅you say??👀👉👌

bf: I just want to wear aprons and carry our pokemon plushies around in a bucket why are you like this

[kelaruj]

terribly disappointed by the lack of porn I’ve seen of this guy so far so I had to doodle some myself, though this barely qualifies..

was thinkin of drawing him masturbating during phone sex, or getting fucked so hard his glasses start slipping off, also

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tfw you’re trying to design a thing to sew but you’re horny so all you can think about is how great your velour would look stretched over a pregnant belly with some side ruching